If you were a god, which god would you be? - Page 2

ApathyMan · 06-09-2006, 07:39 PM

Stupid Skyshot. Xenu isn't a God! Xenu is the evil alien leader who locked the plethora of alien spirits inside a Hawaiian volcano - the spirits that entered the human body and are responsible for all of today's religions, governments, and technological advancements. That is who Xenu is in the Scientologist canon!

... stupid, stupid, Skyshot.

Fifthfiend · 06-09-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Skyshot

As many mockers Scientology has right now, I'd love to see the expressions on their faces when they found out they'd aimed their scoffery in the wrong direction.

Okay see now here's the thing, is that's down to a matter of Xenu existing or not existing, which, as concerns this thread, nobody cares about.

ALSO: Whether or not people pick on a given faith to too great or not great enough a degree - this is also something which, very emphatically, we do not care about.

Skyshot · 06-09-2006, 07:48 PM

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...that's down to a matter of Xenu existing or not existing, which, as concerns this thread, nobody cares about.

I know, but you asked for a reason and I gave one without any intent of discussing it, which, ironically, I am doing now, and may do again if further challenged. I'll grumble quietly about something to do with "we're not really discussing whether Xenu exists" now.

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... stupid, stupid, Skyshot.

I'm horrible!

Fine, I'll go on being myself! That ought to be enough god for anybody!

TheSpacePope · 06-09-2006, 07:49 PM

I'd be incal because he's the sun/the center of the universe.

the sanskrit is unclear.

i'd be quetzecuotal cause he's a ginormous snake fer crissakes.
and pacal voltan is one of the leaders of the hunab ku, the actual center of the universe.

but I did forget the most important deity of all.

I'd be Black Jesus.
And I will fight white Jesus fo' shizzle.

Fifthfiend · 06-09-2006, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Skyshot

I know, but you asked for a reason and I gave one without any intent of discussing it, which, ironically, I am doing now, and may do again if further challenged. I'll grumble quietly about something to do with "we're not really discussing whether Xenu exists" now.

Look, nobody's challenging anybody, I'm just saying let's just keep this thread in general free of any kind of particular religious axes anyone might have to grind, whatever they may be. Just, purely in the interest of keeping this thread as what's just this sort of silly idea I had that I thought might be fun for us to chit-chat about, instead of BAN-FEST 2006.

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i'd be quetzecuotal cause he's a ginormous snake fer crissakes.

You've got a real cock-fixation thing going on, don't you?

TheSpacePope · 06-09-2006, 07:56 PM

Cause we all know how much BAN-FEST sucked last year.

4 Dollars for water! What the.....

Crodevillian Team · 06-09-2006, 08:06 PM

Hmm, this one is sooo tough, but I would be Jarilo, beautiful god of spring, the moon, fertility and, occasionally, mischief. The seasons are explained by his adultery. If that's not awesome, then I'll choose another god.

Like Thor! Barbarian, follower of no man, wielder of the hammer and excellent drummer. If that's not awesome, then I'll choose to be Hanuman.

Hanuman! Monkey god of Ramayana fame, honor embodied but with room for mischief, and the ability to fly or change size at will! If that's not awesome, then I think you're probably the type who would choose to be some loser god like Zeus.

Truce · 06-09-2006, 08:08 PM

I'd be Sephiroth. Not because I'm any fan of his, but I'd really like to see what the big deal is about him.

Krylo · 06-09-2006, 08:10 PM

I thoroughly enjoy banfests.

...And, on a slightly ontopic note: Zeus.

No one gets more pussy than Zeus. No one.

Or, failing that, Dionysus.

"Why?" you may ask?

Well, let me answer that with another question:

"How do people worship Dionysus?"

The answer?

A bunch of women get naked, eat a live animal, and then have wild orgy sex covered in blood.

Yes. They worship him with (non-menstrual) bloody lesbian orgies.

If I were a god, I'd like to think that's how I'd have people worship me.

Fifthfiend · 06-09-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by krylo

If I were a god, I'd like to think that's how I'd have people worship me.

That isn't what we do already?

Shit, guys, looks like Saturday's a no-go.

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I'd be Sephiroth.

I will kill you with my bare hands!

06-09-2006, 07:39 PM	#11
ApathyMan WYLD STALLYNS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The People's Republic of Massachusetts Posts: 439	Stupid Skyshot. Xenu isn't a God! Xenu is the evil alien leader who locked the plethora of alien spirits inside a Hawaiian volcano - the spirits that entered the human body and are responsible for all of today's religions, governments, and technological advancements. That is who Xenu is in the Scientologist canon! ... stupid, stupid, Skyshot. __________________ Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem. By the sword we seek peace, but peace only under liberty. Young God Radio Sprinkled with gumdrops since 1982

06-09-2006, 07:49 PM	#14
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	I'd be incal because he's the sun/the center of the universe. the sanskrit is unclear. i'd be quetzecuotal cause he's a ginormous snake fer crissakes. and pacal voltan is one of the leaders of the hunab ku, the actual center of the universe. but I did forget the most important deity of all. I'd be Black Jesus. And I will fight white Jesus fo' shizzle. __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

06-09-2006, 07:56 PM	#16
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	Cause we all know how much BAN-FEST sucked last year. 4 Dollars for water! What the..... __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

06-09-2006, 08:10 PM	#19
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	I thoroughly enjoy banfests. ...And, on a slightly ontopic note: Zeus. No one gets more pussy than Zeus. No one. Or, failing that, Dionysus. "Why?" you may ask? Well, let me answer that with another question: "How do people worship Dionysus?" The answer? A bunch of women get naked, eat a live animal, and then have wild orgy sex covered in blood. Yes. They worship him with (non-menstrual) bloody lesbian orgies. If I were a god, I'd like to think that's how I'd have people worship me. __________________ I am very tired.

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06-09-2006, 08:06 PM	#17
Crodevillian Team You -got- my postcard?! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Roewer Posts: 786	Hmm, this one is sooo tough, but I would be Jarilo, beautiful god of spring, the moon, fertility and, occasionally, mischief. The seasons are explained by his adultery. If that's not awesome, then I'll choose another god. Like Thor! Barbarian, follower of no man, wielder of the hammer and excellent drummer. If that's not awesome, then I'll choose to be Hanuman. Hanuman! Monkey god of Ramayana fame, honor embodied but with room for mischief, and the ability to fly or change size at will! If that's not awesome, then I think you're probably the type who would choose to be some loser god like Zeus.

06-09-2006, 08:08 PM	#18
Truce Lakitu Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 3,856	I'd be Sephiroth. Not because I'm any fan of his, but I'd really like to see what the big deal is about him.