Omegle.com

[Whomper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: B9
You: Yahtzee!
Stranger: Who are you?
You: I am you.
Stranger: HOLY COW!
You: Only in India.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Melissa?
Stranger: joey?
You: Hey
Stranger: HOWS IT GOI
Stranger: n
You: lol good
Stranger: im really ghigh
Stranger: on life...
You: I put on my robe and my wizard hat
Stranger: illegal stuff is bad
You: oh don't pretend Melissa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is also obligatory.

[Corel]

Do people keep getting people starting their conversation with Battleship co-ordinates? Similar Whomper's above example!

[Bob The Mercenary]

When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

That sounds perfectly safe!

I'm yet to get a good conversation started. A lot of hey, hello, what's your name, "disconnected".

[Kerensky287]

You: Why do birds suddenly appear
You: every time
You: you are near?
You: Just like me
Stranger: you are nearrrrrrrrrrrr
You: they want to be
You: CLOSE TO YOUUUUUUU
Stranger: close to youuuuuuuuu
Stranger: <3
You: ....I forget the rest.
Stranger: me too
You: Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
Stranger: i enjoyed it
You: it was a good learning experience

It feels like talking to that one chatbot thing from way back. It knows bits of songs but not the rest, and conversations tend to become surreal...

[Mr.Bookworm]

Originally Posted by Bob the Mercenary

That sounds perfectly safe!

I'm yet to get a good conversation started. A lot of hey, hello, what's your name, "disconnected".

Say, "Hi, I'm a necrophiliac."

Gets a conversation started every time.

[akaSM]

You: Hi?
You: O_o
Stranger: hi!
You: that thing's weird O_o
Stranger: i'm an ascii artist
You: ascii...
You: I can do this
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Stranger: you try
You: Rickroll'd in ascii O_o
Stranger: yuppers

I got Rickroll'd in ASCII O_o

[Fenris]

You: Is this Dewey?
Stranger: this is Dowey
You: Oh
Stranger: its ok i get it a lot
You: Tell Dewey that the ostrich has reached Kuala Lumpur
You: if you see him.
You: And make sure he brings the bees.
Stranger: i will do that
You: Thanks mate.

You: Have you seen where I put my bees?
Stranger: no
Stranger:
You: Good
You: then the assassination will be a success.
Stranger: :/
You: =)
Stranger: you frighten m
Stranger: e
You:
Stranger: <3
You: <3
Stranger: <------8
You: Baby baby~
Stranger: My name is hunter
Stranger: i'm gay
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: SO FUNNY
You: Not as funny as BEES.

You: Have you seen my bees?
Stranger: God damnit, not you again.

Some highlights.

[The Argent Lord]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

It feels like talking to that one chatbot thing from way back. It knows bits of songs but not the rest, and conversations tend to become surreal...

On that note:

Stranger: hey
You: This was a triumph
Stranger: why?
You: I'm making a note here, huge success
Stranger: knock knock
You: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
You: Aperture Science
Stranger: hmm
You: We do what we must, because we can
Stranger: Im into Computer Sciences
You: For the good of all of us
You: Excapt the ones who are dead
Stranger: k
You: 'cause there's no use crying over every mistake

He signed off while I was typing the next line :/

[CelesJessa]

Ha, this is quite amusing. And it does remind me of Cleverbot a bit.

You: although, now that you've seen my face, I'll have to kill you
Stranger: Oh hell....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Then I started claiming that I was Snake to see what would happen, with pretty amazing results actually:

You: This is Snake
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: SNAKE
Stranger: IS THAT YOU
You: Yes, I've made it into the facility
Stranger: FUNNY
You: Procede with Operation Omegle
Stranger: WIAT'
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
You: I'm proceeding with the operation!
You: don't try to stop me
Stranger: HOW ABOUT
Stranger: YOU JUST WAIT
Stranger: AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING
You: There's no time for thinking on the battleground
You: you just follow your heart
Stranger: BUT WHAT IF YOU ARE WRONG
Stranger: WHAT IF THEY ARE ALL WRONG
You: What is right in wrong in this battle anymore?
You: I don't even know
You: I just know I have a mission to complete
Stranger: DO WHAT YOU MUST
Stranger: BUT I SHALL PLAY NO PART
You: Good, I don't want to bloody any innocent hands in this game
Stranger: INNOCENT ? PUPPYS ARE INNOCENT, I AM THE REASON FOR ALL OF THIS
You: You caused this war?
Stranger: YES , YES I DID
You: But... How?! Why?!
Stranger: IT HAD TO BE DONE, I HAD NO CHOICE
Stranger: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ?!!
You: There's always a choice! You could have chosen peace!
Stranger: BUT WITHOUT WAR THERE CAN BE NO PEACE!
Stranger: NOW, NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND
You: You sound a lot like a man I knew, a long time ago
You: Big Boss...
Stranger: THAT MAN DIED, A LONG TIME AGO
Stranger: THIS IS A NEW AGE, A NEW ERA!
You: But yet his ideals are still being carried out! What is a world with neverending war?!
Stranger: THE WAR WILL END WHEN THE PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO ACCEPT WHAT HAPPENED AND MOVE ON
You: How? How are the people supposed to accept it after everything you've done!?
Stranger: THIS CANNOT BE BLAMED ON ONE PERSON, ALL I DID WAS START WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS TO AFRAID TO START
Stranger: THEY ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE TAKEN US TO WHERE WE ARE NOW
You: Then the only answer... is to finish it where it started.
You: That... is my mission
Stranger: THEN I MUST GO
Stranger: BE BRAVE MIGHTY SNAKE
You: I'll never forget you, or what you lived for
You: *salute*

[Vault Of Thrones]

I'm finding it difficult to have interesting conversations. The most interesting one I've had so far is as follows:

Stranger: hay
You: Do you know where I've put my ladder?
Stranger: havent a clue
You: oh, it's about yay big and has rungs on it
You: are you sure you haven't seen it?
Stranger: hm now that you mention it im pretty sure i saw something like that in my neighbors yard
You: Okay, let me grab my chainsaw and I'll be right over there
You: good, now the wedding can go on
Stranger: good good
Stranger: who again is getting married?
You: Theodore Roosevelt and Thomas Edison
You: If you'll excuse me I have to get back with the ladder
You: oh, almost forgot my chainsaw
You: that's important that is