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Unread 08-23-2009, 08:51 PM   #11
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Aye captain, loading fail.gif

Deploying in three...two...One.

Little more heavy-duty than I was looking for Novowels, but I like the enthusiasm!
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Unread 08-23-2009, 09:37 PM   #12
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HOLY SHIT.

The guy in that truck is totally dead. And his RV is probably fucked up too.

You'd think so.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/awning.asp

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Little more heavy-duty than I was looking for Novowels, but I like the enthusiasm!
It took me like thirty seconds to figure out what you meant by Novowels.
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Unread 08-23-2009, 10:11 PM   #13
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Finding a good .gif for this is hard, I'm not sure of how much fail is here. Is this a low rising fail, that starts out mediocre but becomes more fail over time, something that starts out promising, but becomes epic fail, or is it like a sinking Landmaster?

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Unread 08-23-2009, 11:07 PM   #14
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I was thinking maybe more like the "Homer Simpson pours milk, cereal into bowl; cereal catches on fire" spectrum of failure.

Like if this thread had a soundtrack, it would be that "Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaah" bit, repeated over and over again.
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Unread 08-23-2009, 11:39 PM   #15
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Unread 08-24-2009, 12:22 AM   #16
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ok seriously, everyone knows the best way to get replies is to post either:

A. something related to the exploits of a human female of at least marginal attractiveness whom has at least a tangential connection/implied interest in any number of nerdly exploits. (video games, role playing games, computer design, dressing up like a vampire, going to space etc. etc.)

B. Some form of popular media, over which the assembled nerdage of NPF might assert their claims of it ruling and/or sucking.

c. something implicating you in the genesis of or the socialization with either of the aforementioned.

but if you REALLY want to get people to reply, talk about them!

oooh boy, I get a big stiffy any time anyone mentions my oh-so-cool username.
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Unread 08-24-2009, 12:24 AM   #17
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Yeah... I don't know what you have against Funkas, or why you want to cause their Genocide. Why you hatin' on the Funkas?
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Unread 08-24-2009, 12:28 AM   #18
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I just assumed it was an intentional misspelling of 'funky', as in an ethnic cleansing set to a kickin' bassline.
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Unread 08-24-2009, 12:30 AM   #19
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protip: Funka is the romanji spelling of a japanese word meaning "Volcano" and the name is taken off a t-shirt I once saw whilst walking through a mall in Yokohama in a vain search for a pair of sneaks bigger than size 9.

OH! Oh I almost forgot! Mention the mods ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME! Like seriously, and thank them for shit that they had nothing to do with. They will probably reply with some sort of feigned modesty or disinterest, but they will reply!

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Unread 08-24-2009, 12:43 AM   #20
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ok seriously, everyone knows the best way to get replies is to post either:

A. something related to the exploits of a human female of at least marginal attractiveness whom has at least a tangential connection/implied interest in any number of nerdly exploits. (video games, role playing games, computer design, dressing up like a vampire, going to space etc. etc.)

B. Some form of popular media, over which the assembled nerdage of NPF might assert their claims of it ruling and/or sucking.

c. something implicating you in the genesis of or the socialization with either of the aforementioned.

but if you REALLY want to get people to reply, talk about them!

oooh boy, I get a big stiffy any time anyone mentions my oh-so-cool username.
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