Pokémon Umbral Discussion 9: More Than Double the Number of RP Threads!

[Dracorion]

You do realize Charlotte is going to hate Impact for getting to the trophy first, right?

Especially considering Impact didn't land a killing blow and Charlotte did.

[Geminex]

I don't even know what I'm doing. I might get possessed. Wouldn't that be fun?
Really, the entire thing was just a buildup to "Who you gonna call?". And he might share with charlotte. Or she'll just have to scrape some gunk off the the floor and put it in a jar.

[Dracorion]

Sure, but gunk isn't nearly as awesome a trophy as a piece of a motherfucking scythe. Nevermind that she probably would've wanted to take the whole thing home. She'll still hate Impact.

And seriously, get possessed? Are you just asking to die?

[Geminex]

And seriously, get possessed? Are you just asking to die?

Not until I rule Homnyr. And I don't want to get possessed, I'm just saying it might happen. As proof of how little I know what I'm doing. Cause it's close to midnight. And I am tired. Though if I don't get possessed, it would make for a kickass trophy. I might get it crafted to a weapon. Or just taunt the next Ruin General with it.

[Dracorion]

Damn. And here I thought Impact was supposed to be a genius. Oh well.

But I doubt taunting a Ruin General with it would work. Or who knows, maybe it could. Half the Ruin Generals sacrificed themselves to save the other half, maybe they're all best buds.

And it could make a kickass weapon for when Impact gets demonized.

[Geminex]

Oh, he is a genius. But he's also high on all his stimulants, plus the revive, plus exhaustion. Plus, he got a glimpse of the shadow realm. He's gonna be a bit vicious. And slightly idiotic, but more vicious. The way he sees it, Phantomere is dead, and he wants something to remember the fucker by, plus a specimen to do research on.

I'm thinking something along the lines of "Ah, general. What power. What skill. A pity you couldn't put it to good use, say, to save your brother." *flicks blade into air, catches it* "Phantomere died, General. We saw him go out in a blaze of light. It was... legendary. *chuckle* I shattered his scythe, General, I spat on his corpse. We've killed one of your kind, not easily... but we killed him. He burned. What makes you think you can stand against us?"

And yes, it would make a kickass weapon. Though, of course, it draws its power from all that is Ruinous. Which he's currently trying to destroy.
If he's gonna weaponize it, he'll need to slide a bit down the evil slope.

[Dracorion]

Going evil is what demonic powers are for!

I'm not sure that taunt would work. On the one hand, Ruin Generals aren't idiots. On the other, he might get superpissed and keep trying to kill us all, only harder, faster, better, stronger!

By the way, what the fuck is up with Harliette? At first she appears to be goddamn insane, going around on rollerskates with a machete and a shotgun. Even without that she's still wearing a cheerleader costume. Then she rips it off and pulls out two submachine guns from I can only assume her asshole. What, the cheerleader costume was camouflage? And she's Lola's sister? That's too much backstory for a character that's been kinda meh.

And Signature Techniques for Pokebrids?

[Geminex]

I assumed the pokebrid signature techniques were a secret of Faynoc's. Perhaps that's what they'll get next upgrade.

As for the taunt... maybe. Maybe not. Perhaps when the thing's dying, he'll reveal it. I'd have to see.

And Harliette has certainly been... interesting. I don't it's too much backstory, she can still develop, though I'd go back to the "slightly insane, slightly murderous" persona. She can join the Charlotte club.

As for the submachineguns, I think we were supposed to stop thinking with our brains the moment it was mentioned that she's wearing a skintight jumpsuit and is armed with submachineguns.

And for all we know, she was gonna let herself get disarmed, before pulling out the guns and killing us all.

[Dracorion]

It must've been a cheerleader costume made for a giant fatso if we didn't notice the pants or the bulges of two machine guns strapped to her body.

As for the backstory. I forgot to mention that she's apparently been friends with Whitney long enough for both of them to refer to each other with endearing names. And did some work for Faynoc.

[Geminex]

Oh I don't know. I'm guessing that Shannon and Charlotte got weapons to advance them on their path to battle-master-hood. But then she wanted to rejoin the battle. And are you gonna fucking try to disarm Charlotte when she's got a shotgun? Thought not. In fact, you're just jealous because you didn't get a gun. I'll have Impact give you his revolver next time.

And I'm getting less coherent, so I'm off to bed.

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Just one more billy mays dub.