Pokemon Umbral Discussion 29: I Dare Nintendo To Make This a Game

[Dracorion]

Welp.

That's me. Done. I'm going to go on ahead and try not to think about a rusty pipe coated in sand and fire ants raping my ass, which would actually be nicer than what you've done, when I can't fall asleep.

[Bard The 5th LW]

And that's terrible.

[Geminex]

Hey, stop mentally torturing Drac! That's my job!

asshole with an army that could pretty easily conquer Honmyr and then the world

Whatthefuckiamnotlettingthathappen
Let me just make something clear. There is only room for one character with ambitions for world domination, and the military might necessary to achieve it in this RP. And his name will be Impact. I can out-villain Burkmonte any day, I can out-manipulate him, I will take the initiative and shove it down his windpipe so that he may choke on it. That asshole is going down. In fact? Here, let me revive something:

Impact's to-kill list:
-Gardenoir
-Burkmonte
-Cross-dressing ash
-Renny's Snorlax-All not in favor

All of these individuals are going down, in order of importance. All in favor?

As for D-dopp...
I have two words for anyone who uses it.
SPY CHECK!

In fact, I'm pretty sure Bard is a spy. Where'd I put that flamethrower.

And finally, sorry for not posting all day. Our internet is being wacky. And not
the good wacky. The Jar-jar Binks wacky. Baaaad wacky. Plan will come soon.

Edit:
No, it won't. Sorry. Drac or Menarker, could you take over? Momentarily, mind you, I have no intention of giving up my reign of terror because of computer problems. For this turn. See it as a chance to show initiative. If neither of you want to, I can get something written up and posted within 24 hours, but no earlier, I'm afraid.

[Astral Harmony]

Whoa, I didn't notice Ash in there. Y'know, if you replaced the chicks with the girls of Pokemon Umbral, that would totally be Renny in disguise. Or not. There isn't a whole lot of girls who treat Renny like a man...not yet, anyways.

I forgot to add Rayleen's dog to that list. Her Pokeweapon dog.

EDIT: Discord will eventually turn over Dialga to Pierce, on a temporary basis, mind you. Or I could have Burkmont pay her more to betray her former employers. Y'know, whichever is sexier.

[Bard The 5th LW]

In fact, I'm pretty sure Bard is a spy. Where'd I put that flamethrower.

*whips out butterfly knife* Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly.

[Geminex]

Mmmph mmmmppphh mmmmmmmph!
Mmph-hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph-hmph-hmmmmph!

*flamethrower*

[Menarker]

Anyhow, should Swampert be targetting Wildfire or the wall with his surf attack?

I dunno if Renny would be the one to volunteer the initiative after what Impact threatened to do after the last time he tried.

[Geminex]

Ok, just one quick post:
I'm thinking, we should try to get a mix of moves. Priority's gonna be water moves, cause of Rain. But if you have thunder in your arsenal, throw that in. Aria, at least, probably Matt (he should also paradigm shift to his PorygonZ form) and Magnezone as well, maybe. Try to use the buffs we got last turn, but in cases such as Sol-leks or Crawdaunt, that probably won't be possible. Wilhelmina goes Maid to Mistress, with dark shot.
Have Harliette focus an earthquake (nidoqueen), that'll burn some of her rage.
And Impact with HV rifle, for STAB and just to test what fighting damage can do.

Menarker, I'm not sure what to do with Mollesk. Your choice.

[Astral Harmony]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Menarker, I'm not sure what to do with Mollesk. Your choice.

Have him play the cowbell. We could always use a little more cowbell.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

EDIT: Discord will eventually turn over Dialga to Pierce, on a temporary basis, mind you. Or I could have Burkmont pay her more to betray her former employers. Y'know, whichever is sexier.

Sure. "Temporary". Push comes to shove, Pierce releases Dialga because fuck it all if he's going to let someone like Discord keep it. Don't like it? Come and get some.

Post up. Sorry Menarker, Mollesk is useless.