OkCupid is the funniest damn thing... - Page 2

Amake · 06-17-2010, 08:04 AM

Hang on, if 3 billion people use the Internet and Noncon is in the top 50%, that means he's at least the 1 499 999 999:th most attractive person. Disconting women, who obviously will be rated hotter, he's easily among the top 1 199 999 999 men.

Osterbaum · 06-17-2010, 08:05 AM

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This is why we can never have anything nice.

Because of Krylo. Indeed.

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Hang on, if 3 billion people use the Internet and Noncon is in the top 50%, that means he's at least the 1 499 999 999:th most attractive person. Disconting women, who obviously will be rated hotter, he's easily among the top 1 199 999 999 men.

I also don't think that 3 billion people have acces to the internet. The number is no doubt growing each year, but I'd say that about 2 billion people currently have acces to the internet.

Krylo · 06-17-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Hang on, if 3 billion people use the Internet and Noncon is in the top 50%, that means he's at least the 1 499 999 999:th most attractive person. Disconting women, who obviously will be rated hotter, he's easily among the top 1 199 999 999 men.

Yeah, I don't know where I went wrong exactly there. I blame the hour and the fact I didn't sleep yet. I'm not gonna try to go back and figure out where exactly I went weird there though. Forgot that I only divided once?

I dunno.

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Originally Posted by Osterbaum

I also don't think that 3 billion people have acces to the internet. The number is no doubt growing each year, but I'd say that about 2 billion people currently have acces to the internet.

This is actually correct, there's roughly 7 billion people (upon my looking it up) of which roughly 25% have internet access, meaning roughly 1,750,000,000 people are online. Which would make Nonsie rank about 874,999,999.

Osterbaum · 06-17-2010, 08:23 AM

Good news NonCon. Seems like you've reached the top 900 000 000.

Amake · 06-17-2010, 08:58 AM

Ooh, research. But you forgot to account for women again. If we assume there's 10% women on the Internet, and all of them are in the top 50%, there's only 700 000 000 dudes to compete with. Less if we use factual amounts of women.

Krylo · 06-17-2010, 09:01 AM

Those statistics were for internet access, not common use. So you'd end up with the same amount of women with internet access as men, percentage-wise. I guess you could multiply it by the faction of the population that is men, but that seems to be getting a bit too involved just to figure out where he ranks on a specific gender scale instead of opposed to people in general.

krogothwolf · 06-17-2010, 09:40 AM

NonCon is now elite due to his attractiveness, awesome!

BitVyper · 06-17-2010, 10:01 AM

Haha, I got one of those too. It actually seems kind of insulting in a weird way.

So like, do we have to fight now? How does this work?

Magic_Marker · 06-17-2010, 12:35 PM

Good news everyone, I know have a crush on Nocon. The internet finds him attractive and I've been writing "Noncon Marker" on my binder all through French class.

Bard The 5th LW · 06-17-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Haha, I got one of those too. It actually seems kind of insulting in a weird way.

So like, do we have to fight now? How does this work?

Basically, its like the Highlander. You have to do battle with eachother in like a big sword fight or something. The Winner declares 'There can only be one!' and then becomes immortal. You jump off a cliff to.

At least I think that's what happened in that movie.

06-17-2010, 08:04 AM	#11
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Hang on, if 3 billion people use the Internet and Noncon is in the top 50%, that means he's at least the 1 499 999 999:th most attractive person. Disconting women, who obviously will be rated hotter, he's easily among the top 1 199 999 999 men. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed Last edited by Amake; 06-17-2010 at 08:10 AM. Reason: The joke here is about the amount of women, if you were wondering.

06-17-2010, 08:23 AM	#14
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Good news NonCon. Seems like you've reached the top 900 000 000. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

06-17-2010, 08:58 AM	#15
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Ooh, research. But you forgot to account for women again. If we assume there's 10% women on the Internet, and all of them are in the top 50%, there's only 700 000 000 dudes to compete with. Less if we use factual amounts of women. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

06-17-2010, 09:01 AM	#16
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Those statistics were for internet access, not common use. So you'd end up with the same amount of women with internet access as men, percentage-wise. I guess you could multiply it by the faction of the population that is men, but that seems to be getting a bit too involved just to figure out where he ranks on a specific gender scale instead of opposed to people in general. __________________ I am very tired.

06-17-2010, 09:40 AM	#17
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	NonCon is now elite due to his attractiveness, awesome! __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

06-17-2010, 10:01 AM	#18
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Haha, I got one of those too. It actually seems kind of insulting in a weird way. So like, do we have to fight now? How does this work? __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here. Last edited by BitVyper; 06-17-2010 at 10:08 AM.

06-17-2010, 12:35 PM	#19
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	Good news everyone, I know have a crush on Nocon. The internet finds him attractive and I've been writing "Noncon Marker" on my binder all through French class.

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