New moderator

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I always mean to either get my named changed to Karesh or get a capital G on the front of my name but I never do because I can't pick which one.

Incidentally I'd be an awesome mod!

[Nikose Tyris]

Make it Karesh because having your real name sans vowels is really, really weird lookin'.

Also your last name is my first name, and I hate that.

[Geminex]

Originally Posted by NPF Administration

After some consideration we have agreed to fill the gap POS Industries' recent retirement left with POS Industries. We're sure he'll be a valuable addition to the team.

Down with POS! Bring back POS!
The old guy was way better than the new guy!

[shiney]

POS honestly, don't be the one can of soda with a bulge on the top. Son, I am disappoint.

[Loyal]

Wishy-washy namby-pamby no-good hooligan!

don't be the one can of soda with a bulge on the top.

I'm not sure I understand this metaphor.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I for one welcome our new/old overload

[shiney]

That one fucked up can of soda in that twelve pack you just bought? The one you really don't want to drink because maybe it's going to fizz everywhere when you open it, or it'll be flat, or bacteria got in there somehow. That's POS in this situation.

Having to explain it draws humor away from the metaphor and flushes it down the toilet. Loyal you're being that guy.

Don't be that guy, Loyal.

[krogothwolf]

Maybe if you make better jokes then you wouldn't have to explain it. Plus, I thought that was loyal's job!

[Viridis]

I knew what shiney meant. The worst are cans with the bulge on the bottom. Then they can't even be set on a table properly.

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by Viridis

I knew what shiney meant. The worst are cans with the bulge on the bottom. Then they can't even be set on a table properly.

Oh, I knew what he meant to, but I never actually had that problem.