NPF Christmas RP: A very special episode of General Inhospitable!

[mauve]

Name: Dr..... FLINT STEELE! ....DDM!! (Doctor of Dramatic Medicine)
Field: Dramatic... Medicine!
Bio: Once but a lowly Dramatic Pharmacist and part-time coal miner, Dr. Flint Steele realized his true calling after losing his left eye and right hand in a dramatic car accident in which he flung himself dramatically through a window and in front of a car to save a bike-riding granny and her basket full of orphaned puppies. He saved a puppy's life by performing emergency eyeball-transplant surgery in the middle of the street, using himself as a donor and having use of only one hand.

He now wears an eye patch and a sweet robo-hand.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

IC's is perfectly perfect in every way!

The only way your character's ability or training would be too obscene is if your power was to touch people and instantly cure them of any affliction.

Batgirl's is slightly similar to my action science, but I'm okay with that.

Mauve Mage's placeholder power will be okay unless she has jesus hands.

I just want you to be wary that every post I make is going to involve me basically saying

...or I could just punch them until they don't have (Condition)

[PyrosNine]

Yes, but remember the actual diagnosis and eventual treatment are by vote, so unless you intend to coerce the other doctors into voting for you by...oh yeah, that might work.

[lazy man]

And I don't know how, but I came up with this. BEHOLD!

Name: Dr. Walter Ohm
Sex: Electrically Male
Field: Hyperelectrobiology
Bio: After sticking one too many forks into electrical sockets as a child, Dr. Ohm became obsessed with all things electricity. After seeing how a defibrillator works, he figured everything could be cured in a similar way... only better. He is frequently seen using methods of shock therapy that involve shock pads, wires rigged into high voltage (and current) devices, power lines, Frankenstein-ish lightning rods, Tesla coils, and much more.

[batgirl]

My maguyver science is more along the lines of taking absolutely crazy shit you would never want touching you since they are so unsterilized and turning them into medical objects. For example: An IV made of a ziplock bag of salt water, a plastic jump rope cut open to make tubing and the little spray stick from a perfume bottle with a paperclip attached to make the needle. And gum, always gum to hold it together. Or duct tape.

Also, it's all sterile due to a heavy application of purel.

[PyrosNine]

Alright, RP will be up shortly, got to unpack my main computer and type up a storm while full of the holiday cheer and copious amounts of sugar.

Sign ups are by no means closed, as any ol' jerk with a medical license or some license or a well meaning attitude can still pop on in.

[PyrosNine]

http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=39289

Threads up!

[Astral Harmony]

Aw, hell with it. Not sure how well this would work, but I tried.

Name: Raidy Wilkins, Nurse In Training

Sex: If you can't tell she's female, you need your eyes examined.

Field: Fanscience, the science of turning fanservice into a respectable career field. Pfft.

Bio: Raidy is a woefully ignorant and destructively sexy young nurse in training who has a strong will, a persevering spirit, and an overabundance of enthusiasm, but is naive beyond human limitations and is addicted to emergency room dramas on TV, owning box sets to many of them on DVD. Some say she has a natural prowess to calm people down, but this is mostly due to them being entranced by her constant unintentional panty flashes and wardrobe malfunctions.
She is constantly examined from afar and from strange places by scientific professionals who believe she could spark a new field of science (they're probably just dirty old men who can't stop eyebanging her). Her ignorance shows in her beliefs that the actual doctors are always right, even when they are fighting amongst themselves or when their hypothesis contradict what they said earlier. She will occasionally offer bizarre ideas of how one might help a patient, but how can someone take her seriously when her panties are almost constantly exposed and she's clearly not wearing a bra?
The majority of the time, all of the various mundane and nasty duties in the hospital are delegated to her, which she handles with the same pizzazz and enduring spirit as everything else. She empties and washes bed pans. She cleans disabled patients. She speaks with them and actually seems to give half a shit about what they have to say. She cleans bathrooms. She suppresses zombies in the morque (which is also pretty hot). She seduces patients into not filing lawsuits, though never actually on purpose. Whenever someone accidentally voids their bowels or actually spills their bowels about the floor from a wound that never closed properly, Raidy is the one who cleans it right up.

Appearance: Just turned eighteen fourteen seconds ago. Stands at roughly five feet, three inches. Has a wealth of pink hair with black ends, not a strand out of place. Her left eye is silver and her right is blue. Her white nurse's uniform is just about ready to burst and her skirt is so mini that it leaves people wondering why she bothers wearing one at all. She wears a black hairbow so large it looks like a kite crashlanded into the back of her head and got stuck. She completes her sinful look with black stockings, white high heels and for some reason, black fingerless gloves with jungle red nail polish to match her lipstick.

[PyrosNine]

You're good, just post already!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Name: Frau Doktor Shyria
Gender: Obvious if you know German (even though Shyria's sum experience with the language comes from TF2, old horror movies, and reruns of Hogan's Heroes
Specializations: Xenobiology and general Mad Scientistolgony

You might wonder how an apex predator like a dragon would ever find itself involved in the medical sciences (especially when you remember that their brain to body ratios are roughly the same as that of a walnut to a bull moose). Well, as it turns out, finding a way to cram six limbs and just over five tons of biomass into a 140-ish pound bipedal frame is tough even with magic. If you don't know exactly what you're doing, the mistake could be both fatal and really icky to watch. Thankfully, Shyria's spent just over a decade figuring this stuff out, among other things, and she's reasonably skilled at identifying and treating disorders in other nonhuman magical creatures as a result.

Now if only she'd bother to remember all that stuff about doing no harm, proper bedside manner, and basic human decency towards the sick.

Appearance:


Figured this looked like it'd be fun to get in to, even if I am behind the ball.