Pokemon Umbral Theatre 21: Now with Time Skipping Shenanigans

[Dracorion]

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[Geminex]

1S TH4T 4 CH4LL3NG3?
R34LLY?

[Dracorion]

>:]

[Menarker]

Uhh... Guys?

If you actually have any questions or comments about the rulings of the games as they have been so far (have just read your piratepad chats) then you should be asking me since I've been keeping links of relevant quotes.

Several of Gem's statements saying that *insert rule he's contesting* is wrong is indeed right.

If you want to debate the balance of the rules, that's fine. But I'm kinda informing that if I say that the rules are one way, it's damn likely to be that way because I did the entire database splurge and actually have links specifically from AB saying so.

[Geminex]

Menarker, AB's said a lot of things. But that's not set in stone. And if he says one thing, and then both him and us have been applying it differently ever since, we should go with the rule the way we've been applying it. Kinda common sense, that.

Mind you, if you want to balance it then I will fucking balance it, that is a guarantee, but I'm hoping you won't be a douche over here and just go with it.

[Astral Harmony]

The way Geminex and Dracorion keep bickering, I have a feeling that an appropriate epilogue for the sequel would be Impact and Pierce trying to kill the other in a climatic winner-takes-all battle. No other PCs, no NPCs, just Impact and Pierce.

Taking all bets, ladies and gentlemen.

Chizuru: "10,000 on Pierce! You GO, fucker!"
Pierce: "Ah...yeah, thank you for the vote of confidence."
Lola: "50,000 on Renny!"
Armored: "Renny's not in this fight."
Lola: "Oh...well, ummm, 5,000 on the one who's less of a douche."
Armored: "...5,000 on Pierce."
Impact: "Hey!"
Armored: "You may not exactly be evil, Impact, but compared to Pierce, you are more of a douchebag."
Impact: "Your end as the game master and author avatar will come to a swift and decisive end, I assure you."
Armored: "Case in point."
Charlotte: "100,000 on them killing each other."
*both Impact and Pierce stare at Charlotte*
Charlotte: "What? Fuck all y'all, I want you both to die. We probably wouldn't even have had an inane sequel if it wasn't for the mutual hatred you homos share with each other."
Armored: "Damn. Charlotte pulls no punches."
Charlotte: "And I spare no poison buckshot, neither."
Armored: "Renny and Matthias?"
Renny: "I hate Pierce less, so 10,000 on him."
Matthias: "100,000 on Lexhur."
Armored: "Lexhur's not in this fight."
Matthias: "But they're standing on him."
Armored: "He's there to add epicness to the fight."
Matthias: "Then 100,000 on Charlotte."
Armored: "Huh? But Charlotte isn't-"
Matthias: "She will be."
*slow closeup of Matthias's emotionless face*
Matthias: *loud whispering* "She will be."
Impact: "You're all a bunch of fools! Doesn't anyone like me enough to bet money on me?"
Sakuya: "Fine. 1 on Impact."
Armored: "Okay, 1 on Impact...wait, 1 on Impact?"
Sakuya: *nods*
Armored: "Ouch. Any other takers among the Neo Succession Army?"
Grant: "Eh, I guess I'll bet about...ohh, 5,000 on Glorious Epic Uber Superb Unyielding Majestic Handsome Insatiable Excellent Rich Hunky Who-Can-Play-All-Four-Parts-Of-Rock-Band-On-Expert-By-Himself Lord Impact."
*everyone stares at Grant*
Armored: "Right."
Sakuya: "Grant, what the hell is wrong with you?"
Grant: "What? Lord Impact told us to call him that."
Sakuya: "I'm certain he was just kidding."
Impact: "Fuck no, I wasn't kidding!"
Armored: "Okay, all bets are called. We decided that the BGM for this battle would actually just be a mash up of the two songs you picked."
*Impact and Pierce grin*
Armored: "I told you two to take this seriously, but since you're both apparently a couple of fucking morons who couldn't take this seriously, I took your choices seriously and I created a mash up of them."
*both of them freak*
Pierce: "Aw, you can't be serious!"
Impact: "Uh, please let us choose again!"
Armored: "Nope, you're getting the mash up you asked for. Start up the music. Lexhur, hit the gas. Jeanette, deploy Kyogre. Let's kick it off."

And Lexhur rockets off down the train track while a rainstorm kicks off and the BGM changes to a mash up of Jizz In My Pants and the Cake Song.

Armored: "Jizz In My Pants and the Cake Song. I wonder what their titles merged together would be?"
Charlotte: "Jizz In My Cake?"
Armored: "Thanks, Charlotte. I won't be able to eat a white cake for a long, long time."
Charlotte: "I'm a helper!"

[Dracorion]

Neo Succession Army? That's the name of Impact's organization? That's a dumb name.

Also, Grant as in Mayor Grant from the Prideguard?

And finally, I wonder who picked what song.

...
Pierce picked the less embarassing one.

[Astral Harmony]

Interim name for the massive force Impact will command from behind the scenes in the sequel. I'm just waiting for him to tell me what he really wants it to be called.

Jizz In My Pants is from The Lonely Island, the same guys who brought you "Like A Boss" and "I'm On A Boat" guest starring T-Pain.

The Cake Song, as best as I can remember, is some weird song sung by some asian woman with a pink wig on and some puppets or something.

[Dracorion]

Don't think I didn't notice you ignore the Grant question.

Thanks for confirming that Impact is going to be taking over the Prideguard, by the way.

[Geminex]

That omake is wierd.
Like, Impact has the world at his command. Pierce has a few guys.
Why would Impact make it a winner-takes all? He'd just have Pierce shot by a dozen demonic/slayer snipers simultaneously. And there is very little he could do about it.

Edit:
No, wait, wait. He'd have Shizuka kill him. For the greater good. Yeeeeah.

Also, Prideguard? I thought they were being disarmed?