Pokemon Umbral Theatre 29: Hot, Wet Beaches!

[Dracorion]

Okay, why is Renny the one who keeps getting into wacky harem situations when I'm the one who's been talking about having one since God knows when?

Like, I dunno, I think it's because you think he's a kid and that's funny or whatever, but whenever Renny comes up I can't help but factor in the player that controls him and the whole juvenile illusion is ruined because Menarker is a sick bastard.

[Bard The 5th LW]

The best solution is to fight for a Pierce harem! Battle it out, do not surrender! Injustice must be fought in all forms, with violence if necessary!

[Astral Harmony]

Everyone is generally invited to the funeral. Whether you choose to go is up to you but we'd prefer it if you be respectful. The President himself is giving the eulogy, after all.

As for you Drac, Pierce is the only PC who has gotten laid in this series, period. Sure, Impact and Charlotte don't really want to, Renny's too young and Matthias I'm not sure about, but there's still that.

Normally, I wouldn't have a problem with you going all Genghis Khan up in Honmyr, but there's a major factor here: the people you're trying to get at the same time. Shizuka probably wouldn't care at all if you want her and Chizuru at the same time, but Chizuru just isn't that kind of girl.

Tell you what. Go up and ask Chizuru to have a threeway with you and Shizuka the moment Pierce and Chizuru get a chance to talk again. You'll probably render her comatose with something that bold and then you can take advantage of that situation to have it right then and there.

...Okay, all joking (and possible cranium damage from countless tonfa blows) aside, I'm not saying no, but I have to think of a way to make it work. And the best way to make it work is to butter up Chizuru.

Pierce: *goes to the fridge*

No, not that kind of butter up, you weirdo fetishist. From Mission 4 on, you're going to get to spend a lot more time with her. Even though she can see Pierce's aura and know what it means, she won't exactly try to avoid you, either. Pierce does have his foot in the door, he just has to be careful about what he says and how he acts or he's liable to get that foot sliced off.

Trying to act like Renny...probably couldn't hurt you.

[Menarker]

Also, Pierce had sabotaged his chances up to this point by his behavior (whether it is disappearing by himself in the sidequest, getting tremedously drunk at Renny's party and thus being generally useless afterwards for the next party, and insulting new recruits who might have vouched for him like he did to Shannon) while Renny has pretty much endeared himself to everyone by being sociable, helpful, kind and heroic to those around him.

However, now that Pierce has laid to rest some of his issues that have been plaguing him at this point, he does have a better chance now than he did before, although that may depend on him somewhat changing his ways so he doesn't repeat the same behaviors that may have made him look unappealing.

Note, that this sabotage is not your fault. You're just playing your character as is. You did get laid with Shizuka as what I feel to be an early reward for your effort... because let's face it, roleplaying a solo guy who behaves stand-offish sometimes is bound to put off a few people at first, especially when your end goal is a harem, which is kinda in the opposite direction as how you started. I'm just saying that Renny seeming to get more admirers is more befitting of his behavior (although he has not actually gotten anything more than some hugs and kind words. Although for Renny as a character, that's pretty good.)

[Astral Harmony]

*yawn* Not one of my better posts, but I've spent pretty much the whole early evening creating that mess. Maybe trying to do four events per night is too much.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

"No. Besides, it's too late. Too late by far. I've ran too far and jumped too many hurdles to not try and finish this race at this point. Honmyr shall be mine. And all of its women! Yes, that's right. It will all be mine."

I can hardly believe Burkmont to have done any sort of fitful exercise in his life beyond his "special chambers". >_>

We gotta blow it up as a tertiary objective. For the good of all the pure-hearted women in the world! As well as the ones with negotiable virtue.

And can I mention how much of an idiot Cyril is to have returned back to his side when she could have fairly easily pretended to have perished in Millennium House and lived a more peaceful life? It's like she has a fetish for the incesteous fatty and a glutton for punishment. >_<

[Dracorion]

Who fucking knows? Something is clearly wrong with the chick, but there are too many possibilities as to what.

Maybe she just desperately wants a daddy.

[Astral Harmony]

Well, she did eat a bowl of stupid.

[Bard The 5th LW]

comp working again. Had to pretty much restart everything. Might take a while to get everything in order, but everything should be sunshine and rainbows from here on out.

[Menarker]

Has anyone heard of any specific news from Dante? He's been pretty quiet as of late.
I understand if he is busy, but at least a heads-up would be appreciated.