The Cream of the Crap. Terrible Movies You've Seen

[Ramary]

Originally Posted by Osterbaum

The Room.

The fuck you talkin bout, The Room is a fantastic movie.

I tried watching a few MST3K movies without the commentary. Some stayed really funny (Space Mutiny for one) while others were a test to see how much soul crushing boredom I could take (Red Zone Cuba).

[Magus]

Do you want movies done "badly" on purpose? Because I'd say it's a tie between Black Dynamite and Toxic Avenger for me.

[Flarecobra]

The City of your Final Destination

Not much really to this movie based off a book.

[Terex4]

Originally Posted by Magus

Do you want movies done "badly" on purpose? Because I'd say it's a tie between Black Dynamite and Toxic Avenger for me.

I think it's better when someone is going for awesome and falls well short of the bar but shitty is shitty

[Magus]

Originally Posted by Terex4

I think it's better when someone is going for awesome and falls well short of the bar but shitty is shitty

Battlefield Earth, then. No question.

A lot of people also hate on Waterworld but I like that one, so...

Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever is another "good" one.

[Osterbaum]

The fuck you talkin bout, The Room is a fantastic movie.

[Ramary]

Quirky new black comedy.

So that is what they are selling it as...brilliant bastards.

[Seil]

[Locke cole]

The Last Airbender, Dragonball Evolution, and Eragon.

For similar reasons. They all turn into 70+ minute sessions of "spot the error!" if you're familiar with the work. It's also interesting to see just how badly one can screw up a movie that they originally planned to be part 1 of a series. None of these have had any talk of a sequel, except for M Night threatening another Avatar movie (So far, that hasn't come to pass). Hell, the Eragon movie murdered any chance of a sequel by very visibly not doing something that becomes half of the plot of the second book.

And I can't forgive TLA for its completely deceiving trailer. They had to have known that the trailer made it look like they actually had Koizilla in the movie.

Of course, I don't know how painful DBE is alone. I've only seen it in the context of an MSTing at a convention. The guy riffing on it was the guy who did the narrator voice for DBZ, so that was fun. Meanwhile, I saw TLA with my siblings on a computer, so we riffed on it. Eragon was just painful, because I saw it in an actual movie theater, and basically spent the next hour constantly thinking "OK, but they can't screw this u-..."

[Flarecobra]

Pearl Harbor.