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Unread 09-29-2004, 02:13 PM   #11
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BlackMageGirl! was tired of traveling through her time gate. She decided to take the plane instead. Bad idea. She made it, just barely. She gets to the island Red eyed and ready to kill something. Throwing her suitcases in her room, she grabbed her swimming suit and changed. "Maybe some time swimming would cool me down" She walks to the beach and encounters Cheshire playing Sweet Home Alabama...
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Unread 09-29-2004, 02:30 PM   #12
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Dragonsbane began singing along, even though he made the song sound like a paean of destruction, and caused a few palm trees to spontaneously burst into flame, an indication that he was in a good mood.
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Unread 09-29-2004, 02:40 PM   #13
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Whats that? Is it a puck? Is it a hockey stick? No! It's Captain FINLAND!!!

Osterbaum(Or rather CF) landed right next to CT and Hax who were currently humming Sweet Home Alabama...

"Oi Maamme Suomi...Synnyin maa!" Oster started and as the two gave him an evil look he stopped right there...
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Unread 09-29-2004, 02:49 PM   #14
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"I was once a bard in Everquest as well. That world started to stagnate, so I left it. I don't know how I got here though." El looked around. "Off to go place magic items in caves filled with monsters. Oooh, and 'ancient spellbooks' that make it so that even a baby could make the spells from the leads that are in them." El takes out a new-looking book, ties a rope around it, ties the other end around his belt and walks off, with the book dragging behind him.
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Unread 09-29-2004, 03:25 PM   #15
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"damn eBay... thinking they can buy THIS toaster," darkt0aster said as his para-dropped package landed on the NPF island near what looked to be a nice hotel. With a swift blow to one side of the box, it tipped over, leaving the toaster free to get out of the parcel and into this new location. The appliance rose a few centimeters and hovered out to freedom... or so he thought... DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN!
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A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del).

An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats.

Apparently, he has a history of insanity.

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Unread 09-29-2004, 03:38 PM   #16
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Stover was quite perturbed by the random palm trees igniting, as was easily seen, or heard rather, when he screamed "HOLY SHIT!" and dove away. He got to his feet cautiously, and decided it was nothing. Or at least, nothing out of the ordinary when compared to a mech hangar on a tropical island.

And then he saw an...air dropped floating toaster? "What in the hell?"
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Unread 09-29-2004, 03:46 PM   #17
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Nobody noticed The Smiling Assassin, who was hiding in the bushes. As he was about to strike, a part of one of the burning trees set his shirt on fire. At this point he started running around screaming "I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
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Unread 09-29-2004, 03:52 PM   #18
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CheshireThief stopped playing and shouted over to the Smiling Assassin. "Not smiling now, are you!?!?!?!"
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Unread 09-29-2004, 03:54 PM   #19
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The Smiling Assassin shouts back "Does it look like it?!?!?!?!!?"
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Unread 09-29-2004, 03:56 PM   #20
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The toaster spun around looking towards the commotion near the burning foliage. "I swear that one wasn't me! I just got here."
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His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs).
Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!)
His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: )

A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del).

An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats.

Apparently, he has a history of insanity.
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