Bastard Politician Mafia

[Ape Boy]

WELCOME TO AMERICA! We believe in freedom and competition and puppies and mounds of saturated fat three meals a day! If you're feeling particularly frisky, for fourth meal, too! You can do anything you like without threat of your impudence being quashed!

... That is, as long as you dedicate yourself to one of the two pre-approved polititcal parties. If not, then fuck you.

Well, America has grown tired of the way the two classical parties have run the country for the last century and have now banded together to answer back with a resounding "No, fuck you and the smug stretch-hybrid Hummer jet plane you rode in on"

The Masses have abandoned the political parties en masse, forcing the Democratic and Republican parties to rebuild from scratch. With the chaos in the political arena, the Libertarian party sees it's chance to bring their message of minimalist everything and general gubernational apathy to prominence, while The Illuminati have emerged from the shadows to regain the control they used to exercise over the entire process. Meanwhile, The Media are having a field day with it all.

Of course, what this all means is utter chaos. Exactly the way I like it.

VITAL GAME INFORMATION:
-There will be one public Impeachment per Day. An Impeachment requires a majority vote (>50%). If nobody reaches majority by Deadline, the player who has earned more than 25% of the vote and is closest to majority will be Impeached.
-Each group other than The Masses/Media have the same win condition: When a group becomes the majority of remaining players in the game, they win.
-In order for The Masses/Media to win, the heads of all the other competing groups must be eliminated.
-All members drafted to a party must follow the instructions of the party leader to the letter, and may never do anything to the detriment of their current alignment unless instructed to by their party leader.
-Your alignment will change in this game. A lot, potentially. I'll inform you anytime it does.
-VOTES must be bolded, must be on their own seperate line, and must be preceded by an UNVOTE similarly bolded and seperated if you had previously voted that Day.
-Day will normally last between 3-7 days, Night will normally last between 2-4.

Ignorant, Unwashed Masses
1. FenrisWolf, Chief Ban-Hammerer
2. Masked Jedi, Junior Senator from Hoth
4. Red Fighter 1073, Friend of Vagina Coast Guard
5. Stress Ball, Head of Special Subcommittee. Very special, yes he is
6. Relm Zephyrous, First Lady. Seriously, she was first
7. The Argent Lord, Lowly Intern, no matter what he insists
10. Griever, General Guilt Tripper
11. Rokrin, Major Buzzkillington
12. Tendronai, Governor of Parts Unknown
13. Cati, Chief of Cute, Fuzzy Kittens
14. Ex. 68471, Special Consultant for Ambiguous Initials
16. Captain Combustible, Low Possibility of Promotion
18. Smarty McBarrelpants, Representative of Pantsless Barrel-wearers
20. Rhiya Ravenwing, Cousin of Ravenclaw, Enemy of Slytherin
21. Ravashak, Raves with low property taxes
23. Truce, "Peace? Nooooo peaaccceee."
24. Ugainius, Voted for the "Capital U-GAINS-ius Tax"
25. Oron, ...or off. What do I care?

Simply Ignorant and Unwashed:
19. synkr0nized, Jon Stewart, Night One
9. B_real_shadows, Lobbyist, Day Two
8. Moogle0119, The Elephant, Day Three
15. Zilla, The Eagle, Day Four
22. Cephrir, The Donkey, Day Five

Roles will be sent out later on tonight, after I return from work. If you don't have a role PM from me after midnight EST, let me know immediately.

In the meantime, feel free to post and talk game as much as you'd like. VOTES will not count until further notice