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10-11-2008, 11:55 AM
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Dark-type?
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Somewhere.
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Save boxes appear just in Medium and Hard modes, Wuss boxes just in Medium. I think.
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10-14-2008, 08:02 AM
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Ara ara!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Neo Venezia
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG BOSS
In the last update, we navigated the varied horrors of the spooky stage. There were no ghosts or goblins, the tree hands might have been ghouls though. Well, at least there were zombies. Maybe they were goblin zombies? Could the moving earth have been caused by poltergeist activity perhaps? We will never know. Well, the Moon was there. That's pretty horrifying, right? Let's pick up where we left off.  Ah, right. Let's continue falling then.  We get signal. Enemy incoming! A new type of experimental weapon. A weapon that will change the world. A weapon with the ability to launch an egg attack from any place on the face of the earth. An egg equipped, walking battle tank.  METAL GEAR?! It can't be! I gotta make a phone call!  The Kid : Metal Gear was designed to launch a new type of egg warhead, wasn't it? Campbell : ! The Kid : You knew it all along, didn't you? Campbell : ....... The Kid : Why did you try to hide it? Campbell : ...I'm sorry... The Kid : Can't tell the grunts, huh? ...You've changed a lot. Metal Gear... secret advanced egg weapons research... Does the White House know about this? How deep does it go? Campbell : As far as I know, as of yesterday, the President had not been briefed about the Birdo Project. The Kid : "Need to know basis", is that the idea? Campbell : These are sensitive times. Even sub-critical egg tests are causing quite a stir. The Kid : Plausible deniability, huh? The hell with you! Campbell : I'm sorry. We've got no choice. Your top priority now is to destroy Metal Gear itself. Sorry to lay it all in your lap, but you're all I've got. Bust out of there and get to the Castle Of The Guy. The Kid : Damn!!  The Kid : It's moving... The Kid : How do I stop it?  Ah, of course, the radome! (That red bobble thingy!) I know a glowing weak point when I see it!  ??? : Kid! Your blood will be the first to be spilt by this glorious new weapon. Consider it an honor... a gift from your brother. Now, I'll show you! The power of the weapon that will lead us in the 21st century! THE POWER OF METAL GEAR BIRDO! The Kid : Brother?! ??? : Don't you even recognise your own brother? It is I, The Hard Kid!  The resemblance is uncanny!  Eh, shyguys ain't so tough.  Hard : In the Mushroom Kingdom, we don't hunt foxes, we hunt goombas. Instead of foxhounds, we use plumbers. The Kid : A cornered fox is more dangerous than a plumber! He destroyed the radome... I don't get it either. Oh well, now the eye shielding is down.  IT HAS LASERS?!  The Kid : Did that do it!? Damn!!! Hard : Nice try, Kid! Die!! The egg warheads have been armed. Contact with their glowing tips is now lethal!  I'm impressed by Hard's truth telling abilities.  Hard : Kid, I'll crush you into blood! The menace of METAL GEAR BIRDO is defeated. Wait... The Kid blacks out!  OH SHIT. How are we going to get out of this one? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING UPDATE OF I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE CASTLE OF VANIA
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10-14-2008, 01:56 PM
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Keeper of the new
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: A place without judgment
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Is it bad that I can't tell if this is how the game actually plays or if you're making it up?
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10-14-2008, 10:08 PM
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Howdy pardner...
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Parts are made up.
The soft kid is a lie. 
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10-14-2008, 10:12 PM
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lol i dont even know
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Ikaruga boss battle theme = Love
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10-14-2008, 10:33 PM
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Old Gregg
Join Date: Jul 2006
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I find it surprising that you turned one of the most epic boss battles of IWBTG into recently undiscovered levels of epicness. Good job.
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10-15-2008, 12:42 AM
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Lakitu
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 2,378
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Have at you, Kid!
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10-18-2008, 06:45 AM
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Ara ara!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Neo Venezia
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE CASTLE OF VANIA
Picking up where we left off: I can't really get across how much of a pain this fight is. You fire bullet after bullet at Hard and the bare chested bastard shrugs it off! Thank god for FOX-DIE! Then we just escape on a snowmobile with Princess Peach before the bombers... what? Quote:
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Anyway, with Mecha Birdo defeated, we appear in the next room.  Must be some sort of egg silo... That first egg is armed too. Oh well, let's just grab that Unit and get out of here.  Gotta be REALLY careful jumping up here. Overshoot and you're dead.  No armed egg, but the floor is trapped! Nooooo!  The tasty treat is ours! Mwahahaha! You can see a bit of floor still spinning where I triggered it. Onwards!  My, doesn't this look familiar?  You know the drill for getting the rest of the way to Dracula's Castle.  Once again, I'm going to talk about how I like the music here but you can't actually hear it. Ha!  Medusa heads don't actually kill you. Instead they just throw you a great distance and temporarily petrify The Kid. This tends to kill you.  Now we know what happened to the rest of the stairs.  A clocktower?!  Hmm, what's that in front of the Moon?  Oh no, a witch! Filled with witchcraft and wicked moon magic!  She hit the clocktower and she's down for the count. Go blunt trauma! She actually turned me into a newt, but I forgot to take any screenshots. And then I got better. Sorry!  Ah, a bunch of spikes, moving platforms and medusa heads. Unusually, these linked platforms switch positions when they change direction. This section would be quite easy if the platforms weren't so buggy. Basically, if you try to move while standing on one, you're going to fall off it. It is annoying.  Also, it's not very interesting. The next room is Dracula's throne room. We're ready to face him... NEXT UPDATE! WILL WE FIGHT DRACULA? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING UPDATE OF I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GODDAMNED DRACULA  PSYCH! Let's stake this vampire dead!  Here's Dracula in all his glory. Mmmmm, cutscene.        Yes, he... he killed you. With a wineglass. IN A CUTSCENE! I... I can't win against that sort of power. Dracula's just too strong. I'm sorry. |
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10-18-2008, 11:27 AM
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Would you deign to supply me food?
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Apparently, that last bit actually happens. Yeah.
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10-18-2008, 11:30 AM
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Dark-type?
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Somewhere.
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Bloodglass, not wineglass.
Vampire, remember?
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