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Unread 01-10-2010, 09:56 AM   #2171
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Harkness. I mean seriously, even BEFORE he gained his immortality, he faced off against Daleks.
And he died as a result!

Now, I'll note this does not necessarily count him out, as Jack Sparrow has also died, but that man literally ran into the Kraken's maw to go down fighting. Harkness... well he put up a good fight but at the end he got cornered and just gave up.

From a hypothetical fight winner, I expect to see more fighterosity!

Advantage: Jack Sparrow.

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Stuff about regeneration.
I should note Sparrow has faced off a whole pirate ship full of outright immortal types, and they came off looking quite the fool.

Also, here is a simple counter: Anchor plus immortal.

As pirates have advanced plank walking technology, they would definitely have the advantge.

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He's also from the 51st century, which is a common theme in Doctor Who since 2005.
Jack Sparrow is a pirate, which is a common theme in Pirates of the Carribean since 1967.

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Only 2 are pirates. Sparrow and the third one in the list. Harkness is not a pirate. He has better tastes in alcohol.
In summary, I would have to give the win to Jack Rum.

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Animorphs vs. The Tomorrow People
Alas, I am unfamiliar with the Tomorrow People, but I think I will have to give it to the Animorphs. They will murder the shit out of you. It is a series of fifty or so books where at least once per book they go out and murder some goddamn aliens with their frickin' teeth. Admittedly those teeth are not human teeth at the time, but the point still stands.

They also are not afraid to do the morally ambiguous thing, whether it is indirectly wiping out the dinosaurs, cutting through the Gordian Knot of time travel by ensuring the bad guy's parents never met, trapping people as rats or flushing thousands of slugs into space.

Seriously, those kids are hardcore.
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Unread 01-10-2010, 12:41 PM   #2172
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Harkness. I mean seriously, evne BEFORE he gained his immortality, he faced off against Daleks. And if yo watched the 5 episode miniseries of Torchwood, he can regenerate from mere body parts. Also, vortex manipulator. Sure Sparrow's been to hell and back, but Harkness just wins, hands down. Literally. the only way to incapacitate him would be to bury him (Series 2 of Torchwood), or chain him up after taking control of the world and being an alien with superior regenerative capabilities (e.g. Time Lord) (2007 series of Doctor Who. Master)
He's also from the 51st century, which is a common theme in Doctor Who sicne 2005.

Sorry for the small wall of text, but if it's post 2005 and main TV series or spinoff TV series, then I know al ot about Doctor Who.
And I worded it to avoid spoilers wherever possible.
It's who ends up in charge, not who could win in a fight.
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Unread 01-10-2010, 03:18 PM   #2173
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Okay I have this one kicking around.

Ezio (From AC2) vs Solid Snake circa MGS4.

Ezio has all his gear from the end of AC2 (including Altair's Armour and Sword)

Snake has his Octo-Cam, Solid Eye and 4 guns (Sniper Rifle, Pistol, Tranq, Rifle)

The setting is a semi urban environment with larger parks but also high, climbable buildings. Added bonus it is dusk so there is some light left.
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Unread 01-10-2010, 03:25 PM   #2174
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Ezio (From AC2) vs Solid Snake circa MGS4.
My money's on Batman.

Or Ezio. Snake's just too old to take on a spirited wall-crawler like Ezio.
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It's who ends up in charge, not who could win in a fight.
they'd end up in a fight to take control anyway.
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Unread 01-10-2010, 11:12 PM   #2176
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Olivia Armstrong (FMA) versus The Boss (MGS3) versus Balalaika (Black Lagoon) versus The Major (Ghost in the Shell). Tactical battle involving the distribution of units, though in the event of a tie on this point some form of hand-to-hand combat would commence.
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Unread 01-10-2010, 11:59 PM   #2177
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they'd end up in a fight to take control anyway.
You've obviously never actually watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Jack was very rarely officially in charge, but everyone from hero to villain still danced to his tune.

I mean, really--he manipulated Elizabeth into finding what HE wanted with the magical compass that only shows what the user wants most.

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Okay I have this one kicking around.

Ezio (From AC2) vs Solid Snake circa MGS4.

Ezio has all his gear from the end of AC2 (including Altair's Armour and Sword)

Snake has his Octo-Cam, Solid Eye and 4 guns (Sniper Rifle, Pistol, Tranq, Rifle)

The setting is a semi urban environment with larger parks but also high, climbable buildings. Added bonus it is dusk so there is some light left.
Snake has a semi-automatic pistol and a highly accurate sniper rifle. Ezio has swords and a slowly reloading highly inaccurate renaissance pistol that takes about 5 full seconds to aim. There's really no contest here.
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Unread 01-11-2010, 12:05 AM   #2178
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Snake has a semi-automatic pistol and a highly accurate sniper rifle. Ezio has swords and a slowly reloading highly inaccurate renaissance pistol that takes about 5 full seconds to aim. There's really no contest here.
Yeah, this is totally unfair.
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You've obviously never actually watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Jack was very rarely officially in charge, but everyone from hero to villain still danced to his tune.

I mean, really--he manipulated Elizabeth into finding what HE wanted with the magical compass that only shows what the user wants most.



Snake has a semi-automatic pistol and a highly accurate sniper rifle. Ezio has swords and a slowly reloading highly inaccurate renaissance pistol that takes about 5 full seconds to aim. There's really no contest here.
Ezio is incredibly agile and would cause nothing but trouble for Snake with a sniper rifle.
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Unread 01-11-2010, 01:03 AM   #2180
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Doesn't really apply to this fight. I don't know about Snake, but in AC2 shooting someone, anyone, makes them dead. Except for the last boss.
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Ezio is incredibly agile and would cause nothing but trouble for Snake with a sniper rifle.
Point is Ezio's gun is too slow to be useful in this fight, if he stops to aim, Snake fills him with sixteen semi-automatic bullets, and he'd never get within stabbing distance of Snake unless Snake managed to fuck up hard.
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