It Lives!!!!

[PCD]

I see your Diva and raise you a Professor.

[Loyal]

Just as a warning, this probably contains Death Note spoilers.

And a .gif of it.

[Regulus Tera]

Originally Posted by PCD

I see your Diva and raise you a Professor.

Well, shit, I can't compete with that.

I admit my defeat. For today.

EDIT: WAIT, I CAN!

[h4x.m4g3]

Originally Posted by Loyal2NES

Come on, there's really no call for that. Are you honestly telling me you dislike the movie because of its choice of models?

I mean really, there's so much more to hate about it. The animation was pretty good but what I picked up of 'plot' was straight out of a bad fanfic. I mean a "marty sue" main character with a name picked out of previously used screen names and his band of "marty/mary sue" buddies team up with the greatest heroes of the universe to take down/purify the biggest baddies of the universe in question in a made for fanfiction plot ignoring lore, with the marty sue doing everything important and sacrificing himself for the greater good because "HE'S OUR ONLY HOPE!!".

Sorry, I liked it up until the point the characters started speaking, and I realized the level of self indulgent fan fiction.

[Mirai Gen]

Woah hey Candy Suxx is in anime now. Who knew?

[Regulus Tera]

The oldest jokes known to man:

1. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap (1900 BC – 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13)

2. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish (An abridged version first found in 1600 BC on the Westcar Papryus)

3. Three ox drivers from Adab were thirsty: one owned the ox, the other owned the cow and the other owned the wagon's load. The owner of the ox refused to get water because he feared his ox would be eaten by a lion; the owner of the cow refused because he thought his cow might wander off into the desert; the owner of the wagon refused because he feared his load would be stolen. So they all went. In their absence the ox made love to the cow which gave birth to a calf which ate the wagon's load. Problem: Who owns the calf?! (1200 BC)

4. A woman who was blind in one eye has been married to a man for 20 years. When he found another woman he said to her, "I shall divorce you because you are said to be blind in one eye." And she answered him: "Have you just discovered that after 20 years of marriage!?" (Egyptian circa 1100 BC)

5. Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his real name is nobody. When Odysseus instructs his men to attack the Cyclops, the Cyclops shouts: "Help, nobody is attacking me!" No one comes to help. (Homer. The Odyssey 800 BC)

6. Question: What animal walks on four feet in the morning, two at noon and three at evening? Answer: Man. He goes on all fours as a baby, on two feet as a man and uses a cane in old age (Appears in Oedipus Tyrannus and first performed in 429 BC)

7. Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey - his purse is what restrains him (Egyptian, Ptolemaic Period 304 BC – 30 BC)

8. Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued he asked: "Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?" "No your Highness," he replied, "but my father was." (Credited to the Emporer Augustus 63 BC – 29 AD)

9. Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said "I've had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died." (Dated to the Philogelos 4th /5th Century AD)

10. Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: "In silence." (Collected in the Philogelos or "Laughter-Lover" the oldest extant jest book and compiled in the 4th/5th Century AD)

[PCD]

I love being a geek.

[Regulus Tera]

Originally Posted by PCD

http://img39.onemanga.com/mangas/00000603/000029580/20-21.jpg
I love being a geek.

Is that last pic a parody of the "Sekai wa Sore wo Ai to Yobundaze" level from Ouendan 2? Or are you just showing your Digimon nerdiness?

[Doc ock rokc]

...I love this place...

[PCD]

Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

Is that last pic a parody of the "Sekai wa Sore wo Ai to Yobundaze" level from Ouendan 2? Or are you just showing your Digimon nerdiness?

The latter, as far as I'm aware. It's actually a page from the manga that I thought was particularly sweet.