Totally Rigged Mafia (AKA Nostalgic Mafia)

[Nikose Tyris]

I say we end the day.
Ogianres has had his say!

Let's move on to this grand night
So they catch the darkest fright!

[Stomphoof]

I vote move on.

[42PETUNIAS]

Let's move on.

[P-Sleazy]

"Heys, yous guysh! That one guy..Nerb or washever ish shtupid."

"What are you saying, Ogianres?"

"Wat I'm sayins ish I don't likes 'em! He'sh too confondiedent!"

"What are you saying? He has been a valuable asset to us. He continually gives information. And didn't you do the exact same thing with IHMN earlier?"

"YEAH! So's? You gotsa a problems wish thats?!"

"YOU BET WE DO!"

(A breif moment later)

"We have all agreed to hang you this day Ogianres. So you have any last words?"

"Yesh! My names not Ogrianrez! Itsh Kashunori! Mashter of the drunken fisht!"

"Your words are noted. Proceed with the execution."

The dead body of the drunk lay hung silently in the town courtyard. The town has hung the secret role of Ogianres, Town Drunkard.

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Sheb looked on the town from his empty jailcell, grateful that he'll be safe for the night. He walked over to his bed and laid down on it, and waited for the morning to come.

"YOU THERE!" a voice woke him up. He sat up in alarm as the Warden grabbed him and pulled him to his feet. "You've been cleared of your charges, now stop freeloading. You're a freeman now." The warden laughed hysterically, as Sheb walked out of the safety of the prison house and into the dark, now empty, town. His knees began to buckle under his own weight.

IT is now NIGHT. The Warden has decided to let Sheb out of the prison before his time is up.

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A smallish man was walking through the dark corners of town. He was weary of the days progressions and wanted to get some sleep. Living in the poor section of town, he knew a little of how to defend himself, but that doesn't mean he can hold off all attacks, especially like the one thats about to happen. A figure jumped out of the shadows at (lets just call him Steve)Steve brandishing a Katana as if he were Batman. Steve pulled out his semi automatic machine gun and started letting loose on the man. BLAM BLAM! was heard from Steve's machine gun and SWOOOOOSH! SCHWINNG! were heard from the impostering vigilante's katana. Each dogded the other with perfect precision, making sure to not have themselves killed in the process.

"BLAM!" was heard as a rocket exploded into the building Steve had just jumped away from. They both looked up at where the rocket came from and saw 5 men standing ontop of a nearby rooftop across the street. "leave this for me" was heard by the one standing at the forefront of these men. He jumped down and pulled out his twin daggers and ran into the frey. Sling! SWOOOSH! BLAM! BLAM! SCHWING! BLAM! SWIP! CLICK! Steve's automated machine gun had ran out of bullets. He quickly jumped ontop of an awning, threw the machine gun away, and pulled out his twin Uzis. He jumped from the awning into a building and ran down the length of the building, *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* was heard from his uzis. The two men, both with the same target, Steve, began to deflet the bullets with their Sword/daggers. As Steve approached the bottom of the building, he pushed off it to land into the soft cushions of garbage bags.

A police squad car happened to be going down the street at this moment and heard the clatter of the garbage bin, and the officer decided to investigate. He stopped his car and stepped out telling his partner to stay in the car and ready to drive away should anything happen. The batman like figure and the mysterious man of 5 were hiding in the shadows, ready to jump the Officer if he came to close to them. He approached the garbage bin and looked into it, seeing Steve with his two uzis pointed at him. He immediately jumped out of the way as Steve shot his guns into the air, having one bullet pass through is cheek, blood splattering over the nearby wall. Steve jumped out of the dumpster, and aimed his guns at his two attackers when someone jumped ontop of him. Steve looked up and saw a Robin like figure, Batman's apprentice there. Robin had a grimace on him as he grabbed at Steve's head with his hands, ready to strangle him. Batman, The mystery of 5 man pulled out thier projectiles, and fired trying to beat robin to the punch while the officer, was keeled over, moaning. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! was the last thing Steve heard before he landed on the ground, unharmed, as Robin, took the blow from Batman and the mystery man, saving Steve's life. He looked around and saw 3 men lying motionless near him. Cephrir, Mafia Don, Mafia Aligned as the Mystery Man, IHMN, Erroneous Police Officer, Town-Aligned, and Captain Combustible, Robin lookalike, inexperienced Imposter, self-aligned all lie died on the ground.

The police officer in the car, HIT the gas pedal and left the scene before any more shots could be fired. A man stood up in the rooftops, picking up his sniper rifle muttered to himself "Damn, out of bullets, And I didn't even hit my target." He walked, knees buckling, towards the gun store to buy more bullets. A few hours later, the batman lookalike woke up to find that he was nude in a mysterious apartment. Upon looking around the apartment, he found that a doctor of sorts lives here and had already cleaned up his scratches from the night before, and a bandage around his arm from what looks like a bullet had passed cleanly through. He got some cloths on quickly and ran out the door.

It is now Day 2.

[The SSB Intern]

BLAM BLAM! was heard from Roy's machine gun

What is Roy walking around town with a machine gun for?

VOTE: Roy D Mylote

[P-Sleazy]

I have NO idea what you're talking about SSB. That is clearly Steve.

[The SSB Intern]

I hate you.:shifty:

FOS: B_real_shadows

For covering up up his mistakes. I've got my eyes on you mister.

[P-Sleazy]

I did no such thing! And definetly NOT 3 times.

[Intern Nin]

Vote: Roy
I am laughing my butt off right now.

[P-Sleazy]

Oh yea, before I forget. 16 to lynch today.