PhoenixFlame Presents: Eclipse Phase - Page 26

Aerozord · 05-24-2010, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dracorion

Oh, come on! Ellen isn't going to manipulate you! A lot. She's not going to manipulate you a lot. Probably.

And Medicine is for poor people who can't buy Medichines.

I got some, over all its a low score though. but I think someone has it up pretty high

Geminex · 05-24-2010, 07:49 PM

Wait until you see his backstory before you start frothing at the mouth. He's a human raised amongst mercurials. Mercurials being the least human faction. Meaning that they'd almost certainly be opposed to human behavioral patterns. Which is the most prominent human behavior?
Why yes. Yes, it is sex.

Q.E.D.

The turned-off-ellen was just a minor bonus.

And besides, it's only level 1. That's a -10 modfier, it shouldn't really affect your ability to seduce him. Particularly since, with all the super-senses he has, he can practically watch her masturbate.

Dracorion · 05-24-2010, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Overcast

Personally I'm just making Daniel queer. Unfortunately I have no idea if there is anywhere I can set that. It isn't a modified behavior after all, he's always been queer.

Yeah, but Ellen has Sex Switch, so she can turn into a guy if she has to seduce Daniel. Even if it does take a week.

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Originally Posted by Geminex

Wait until you see his backstory before you start frothing at the mouth. He's a human raised amongst mercurials. Mercurials being the least human faction. Meaning that they'd almost certainly be opposed to human behavioral patterns. Which is the most prominent human behavior?
Why yes. Yes, it is sex.

Q.E.D.

The turned-off-ellen was just a minor bonus.

Ah, bullshit.

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Originally Posted by Geminex

And besides, it's only level 1. That's a -10 modfier, it shouldn't really affect your ability to seduce him. Particularly since, with all the super-senses he has, he can practically watch her masturbate.

No, but I wish. Ellen masturbates in simulspace, and your character has no points for hacking I think.

Anyway, if the guy doesn't have a lot of sex that should only make it easier for Ellen to seduce him. I mean, she has so many bonuses to seduction she's practically a walking cloud of estrogen.

Krylo · 05-24-2010, 08:06 PM

...Why are we discussing where Ellen diddles herself?

Dracorion · 05-24-2010, 08:08 PM

I have no dignity and Geminex brought it up.

And I haven't decided yet if it's an OCD thing of hers or not.

PhoenixFlame · 05-24-2010, 08:10 PM

*Facepalms*

So Drac, how's it feel to wait seven days of hormonal imbalance and organ rearrangement to seduce one guy?

I guess you might be angry that you can't get into a computer's pants, either.

Or... Wait, you masturbate in simulspace? Doesn't that defeat the whole luxury of actually owning a biomorph? While we're on that topic, have you ever seduced a guy before? 'Cause I got this idea that you don't know how it works.

Frankly, I thought you'd be more concerned with the fact that, oh, I DONNO, the nanoswarm is EATING THE AIRLOCK than if Ellen is hotter than the melting steel five feet down the hallway.

Can we get a disaster team on- ooh, boobies...

Overcast · 05-24-2010, 08:13 PM

I wasn't part of that. I wasn't trying to be part of that. Daniel shall not be part of that sort of thing if I am his puppeteer.

Besides it will take you a week to become a man, which makes you a bit less effective with all the boys who like girls just to make an attempt to seduce the hardest man in the world to manipulate because he is so old that he believes his sexual orientation means something.

On the note of nanoswarm eating the airlock, I was going to take some Guardians, but I am totally bunk at programming nanomachines. Please tell me someone has a proper defense against the little bastards.

PhoenixFlame · 05-24-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Overcast

On the note of nanoswarm eating the airlock, I was going to take some Guardians, but I am totally bunk at programming nanomachines. Please tell me someone has a proper defense against the little bastards.

"I didn't take energy weapons because they look useless."

At least Billy was prepared.

Geminex · 05-24-2010, 08:28 PM

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seduce the hardest man in the world

Argh.

And I have a nanobot detector, for all it's worth, though no countermeasures. Maybe a few of us can just get a torch as a secondary weaponI think flamethrowers would do a lot to kill nanobots. Though they'd eat up rather a lot of oxygen. Ah well.

And I think we should make sure that, between us, we have at least one person who can deal well with each network.

I have 90 @-rep and 60 in Networking: Anarchists, so I've got that covered. What've you all got?

krogothwolf · 05-24-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PhoenixFlame

"I didn't take energy weapons because they look useless."

At least Billy was prepared.

I kept with the Energy Weapons in the end! I figured everyone else was going kinetic so I should have stuck with energy. So, yay me!

05-24-2010, 08:06 PM	#254
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	The hell? ...Why are we discussing where Ellen diddles herself? __________________ I am very tired.

05-24-2010, 08:08 PM	#255
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	I have no dignity and Geminex brought it up. And I haven't decided yet if it's an OCD thing of hers or not. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

05-24-2010, 08:10 PM	#256
PhoenixFlame ☢!CAUTION!☢ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Beneath Gensokyo Posts: 3,668	Facepalms So Drac, how's it feel to wait seven days of hormonal imbalance and organ rearrangement to seduce one guy? I guess you might be angry that you can't get into a computer's pants, either. Or... Wait, you masturbate in simulspace? Doesn't that defeat the whole luxury of actually owning a biomorph? While we're on that topic, have you ever seduced a guy before? 'Cause I got this idea that you don't know how it works. Frankly, I thought you'd be more concerned with the fact that, oh, I DONNO, the nanoswarm is EATING THE AIRLOCK than if Ellen is hotter than the melting steel five feet down the hallway. Can we get a disaster team on- ooh, boobies... __________________ "Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." -from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

05-24-2010, 08:13 PM	#257
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	I wasn't part of that. I wasn't trying to be part of that. Daniel shall not be part of that sort of thing if I am his puppeteer. Besides it will take you a week to become a man, which makes you a bit less effective with all the boys who like girls just to make an attempt to seduce the hardest man in the world to manipulate because he is so old that he believes his sexual orientation means something. On the note of nanoswarm eating the airlock, I was going to take some Guardians, but I am totally bunk at programming nanomachines. Please tell me someone has a proper defense against the little bastards. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!

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05-24-2010, 07:49 PM	#252
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Wait until you see his backstory before you start frothing at the mouth. He's a human raised amongst mercurials. Mercurials being the least human faction. Meaning that they'd almost certainly be opposed to human behavioral patterns. Which is the most prominent human behavior? Why yes. Yes, it is sex. Q.E.D. The turned-off-ellen was just a minor bonus. And besides, it's only level 1. That's a -10 modfier, it shouldn't really affect your ability to seduce him. Particularly since, with all the super-senses he has, he can practically watch her masturbate.