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[Tendronai]

VOTE: DEATHPIGEON

Does this really need an explanation?

[The Argent Lord]

Originally Posted by Tophat

Vote: Deathpidgeon

Shit! Zombies? There was nothing about this in the movie!

Yeah, in case you hadn't noticed yet, Tophat, you died last night.

[Moogle0119]

Vote Count...

deathpigeon (18)
bananarama
Demetrius
Ecurt
Captain Combustible
Masked Jedi
Ryanderman
greed
B_real
DarthMauler64
Cati
BHS
The Argent Lord
Newb
Moogle
Cephrir
Selfish Philanthropic
Ape Boy
Tendronai

With 23 left alive in the game (according to Post #1) we're well past the needed number for a lynch (which should be 12).

[Loki, The Fallen]

Damn, wish someone would just write a Lynch Post already.

...oh wait...

~~~~~

Channel 1 Action News - Special Report.

With news as it happens, here is you anchor, Peter Windrem.

Originally Posted by Peter Windrem

Good Evening South Boston. This is Peter Windrem and I have Lobsters.

Today was a sad day for South Boston. I don't recall a sadder day since the Red Sox were cheated out of The Series. After a night of violence that lead to the death of the beloved Monsignor, a member of the Italian Mafia and a Boston Police Officer, the Town took it's outrage out on "Papa Joe" Yakavetta, a kindly old business man.

Rather then wait for the results from the Poll "Least Likely to Survive the Day", the Town searched for one man to vent their frustrations. Cameras live at the scene show the body of death pigeon, "Papa Joe" Yakavetta, Italian Mafia Don, hanging from a lamp post.

Wait, now on screen we see a few other citizens beating the body with bats and golf clubs. A gruesome sight indeed. Hath they no decency?

Perhaps this will allow the citizens of South Boston to begin the healing process, now that they have taken their anger out on a fine upstanding member of the community.

This has been Peter Windrem, a reporter who was most definitely not bribed by the Yakavetta Family. We now return you to the Movie "The Godfather, Part VI", already in progress.

~~~~~

Night 2 is NOW

Cease and Desist with any and all posting stuff!

If there are any Night Actions Left, send them in now.

Deadline is Wednesday, March 12th at 2100 EDT, or as soon as all Night Actions are in. (If there are any left.)

[Tophat]

Originally Posted by The Argent Lord

Shit! Zombies? There was nothing about this in the movie!

Yeah, in case you hadn't noticed yet, Tophat, you died last night.

Oh yeah...............................

[Loki, The Fallen]

Darn it, he's late again! Where is the GM of this Mafia??

...

~~~~~

A man in non-discript cloths, non-discript sunglasses, and a non-discript badge stood quietly on the corner accross the street from a large apartment building. People and cars lazily drifted past him, paying little attention to his hurried scratchings on his notepad and his occasional use of binoculars. He muttered to himself quietly, "This guy is clean. This was a waste of time."

The non-discript man turned and walked away as a noiseless light flashed once inside the apartment he was watching.

~~~~~

"This is exciting, my second visitor in as many days. What brings you here officer?"

"I'm investigating the resurgence of violence among the gangs that inhabit this city. Your name piqued our interest."

"Yes, you and the other members of Boston's finest put me here a few years ago. And here I have sat. You guys expect me to just one day walk out of here?"

"I suppose not. Good day Sir."

The detective left the cell, just as a uniformed guard returned to the cell carrying a large cake.

"Prisoner 11063, delivery for you."

"Thank you."

The guard left the cake in the cell. The man was alone inside the cell with the cake. He began to pull a piece off of it, but instead got a hold of a large metal file. He shook his head quietly, then shouted.

"Guard, something has been slipped into my cake!"

~~~~~

An appearently drunk Agent made his way down the street. He had a vague idea of which man he was looking for, and thought this man may have a part in recent mafia killings. He spotted his target as he staggered along, then bumped into the figure. Quick apologies were traded, and the Agent continued onward, looking much less drunk.

"Oh, whoops, looks like someone dropped thier wallet into my jacket pocket. Better look inside and see who's it is." The Agent looked within the wallet. "You've got to be shitting me!"

"Give it second. There will be shitting." A voice spoke from behind him.

~~~~~

A man sits just inside an 'Adult Entertainment Facility', enjoying a rather entertaining show. His show was abbreviated, due to a sudden injury he received to his head from a silenced pistol.

The baseline of the music drowned out any sounds made by the man, as he hunched over the body and placed coins over it's eyes.

~~~~~

A normal looking man exits his car, and begins a long walk to his house. He carries a few days worth of groceries, he obviously was planning on staying home for a while.

He carefully made his way down the front walkway, juggling a bag and searching his pockets for his keys. He reached his door with his keys in hand. "It's good to be home."

~~~~~

Channel 1 Action News - Special Report.

With news as it happens, here is you anchor, Peter Windrem.

Originally Posted by Peter Windrem

Good Morning South Boston, this is Peter Windrem and Insomnia is too good for me.

The carnage continues to take it's toll. The body count has reached 10 people with the addition of the following:

Moogle0119 - Elizabeth Brown - Town Aligned Vanilla Townie - Shot inside their apartment.
Tendronai - FBI Special Agent Paul Smecker - Town Aligned Police Officer - Shot in a Dark Alley
Ecurt - Nathan Amondson - Town Aligned Vanilla Townie - Shot inside a Dance Club.
Mr. Bookworm - Taylor Duffy - Town Aligned Vanilla Townie - A victim of a leaky Gas Stove

Police are warning residents to stay indoors and not draw too much attention to themselves.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, Looney Toons, already in progress.

~~~~~

Welcome, those who still live, to Day Three!

You may once again post to your heart's content.

Deadline is Saturday, March 15th 2100 EDT

8 to Lynch!

[The Argent Lord]

Damn, we lost Smecker. Looks like he caught a Russian mafiate, too. Our friendly neighborhood Saints took out the absurdly suspicious Ecurt, Duffy watched Moogle, but didn't see his attacker, and... umm... I really have no clue how Bookie died.

[Moogle0119]

I regret nothing! Go town![/deathpost]

[Cati]

I think we ran out of people on our To-Lynch list. But I read back over the posts again, and here's what I got.

Selfish Philanthropic -- This was back early day one when everybody was trying to lynch him for wanting rid of 42 when we knew he was town or something yadda. Someone else might want to read over the beginning posts and re-explain if that suspiciousness is still relevant.
Demetrius - I've managed to be wrong just about every single freaking time in this game (I rock!), but that whole "I don't know if he even has a line!" thing still bothers me, darn it! I don't trust him, but I will point out that every other post besides that one fits well with his claim.
Newb -- I've noticed him being very protective of Demetrius. This, of course, could obviously be attributed to him protecting Demetrius because he's town and 'cause I'm an idiot, but they could both be mafia. Mafia that desperately want to lynch other members of their own mafia, but what a way to avoid suspicion! Just sayin'. :D

So, er, any other people we need to take a look at?

[Truce]

I was actually expecting to be dead last time.

Well, see you later.