Drug question - Page 3

Fifthfiend · 10-03-2006, 05:32 PM

Oh well in that case all Bob has to do is navigate a narrow trench protected by heavy turbolaser batteries to fire a photon torpedo through an exhaust port less than two meters wide, and problem solved!

Bob The Mercenary · 10-03-2006, 06:10 PM

Yeah, I used to bullseye womprats with my T-16 back home. They were no bigger than two meters.

BitVyper · 10-04-2006, 12:33 AM

If you've got rats that can be described as "no bigger than two meters," it may be time to consider moving. Either that, or you can find a party of first level adventurers, and offer them some shiny copper to clean the place out for you.

Nikose Tyris · 10-04-2006, 07:46 AM

So, No chance he owns a brazillian car? From what I've heard, Rubbing alcohol can be used in place of Corn Ethenol in those vehicles.

Then again, if he lives in a nursing home, probably not.

The other thought is; If he lives in a nursing home, maybe he's a resident volunteer that picks the stuff up for the nurses as a way to stay active?

Sir Pinkleton · 10-04-2006, 07:57 PM

If he's making drugs, He should be using freebreeze instead. That way, you don't have to go through the trouble of chemistry; just sniff the stuff.

If he lives at an old people's home, freebreeze takes the piss smell right out! BAM!

If it's a death ray, I'm sure there's some way to make the chemicals in freebreeze as explosive as a photon torpedo.

If he owns a Brazillion car,Perhaps freebreeze has a hidden element of powering ethanol cars.

...USE FREBREEZE! I COMMANDETH THEE TO USETH ITH!

This 'Outbreak of Freebreeze' is brought to you by FBM.
"If you can't figure it out, use freebreeze!"

Bob The Mercenary · 10-16-2006, 11:14 PM

SUCCESS!

The reason they order so much alcohol made me feel a lot more awkward than if they had just been cutting drugs with it.

They bathe with it.

Like fill sponges with the stuff and use it as bath water and soap. I opened the door the other day for a delivery and the smell almost burned my eyes out. I can't imagine how flaky and white the woman's skin must be.

Evil Ted · 10-17-2006, 09:18 PM

Hmmm. if they are elderly and it smells like cat piss they might be trying to get it to stop smelling like that to get their kids to visit

P-Sleazy · 10-17-2006, 09:33 PM

Just out of curiosity...did you actually SEE them bathing in it...cause um...I don't know if thats safe. I would think that would sting a bit much.

TheSpacePope · 10-17-2006, 09:41 PM

Honestly, I don't want to know how many Bothans died to get you that information

Bob The Mercenary · 10-18-2006, 12:29 AM

The losses were substantial.

Actually both my dad and one of his drivers told me that the people use it to bathe.

10-03-2006, 05:32 PM	#21
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Oh well in that case all Bob has to do is navigate a narrow trench protected by heavy turbolaser batteries to fire a photon torpedo through an exhaust port less than two meters wide, and problem solved! __________________ check out my buttspresso

10-03-2006, 06:10 PM	#22
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Yeah, I used to bullseye womprats with my T-16 back home. They were no bigger than two meters. __________________ Bob Dole

10-04-2006, 12:33 AM	#23
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	If you've got rats that can be described as "no bigger than two meters," it may be time to consider moving. Either that, or you can find a party of first level adventurers, and offer them some shiny copper to clean the place out for you. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

10-16-2006, 11:14 PM	#26
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	SUCCESS! The reason they order so much alcohol made me feel a lot more awkward than if they had just been cutting drugs with it. They bathe with it. Like fill sponges with the stuff and use it as bath water and soap. I opened the door the other day for a delivery and the smell almost burned my eyes out. I can't imagine how flaky and white the woman's skin must be. __________________ Bob Dole

10-17-2006, 09:33 PM	#28
P-Sleazy Can Summon Sparkles by Posing! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kinging it up! Posts: 2,339	Just out of curiosity...did you actually SEE them bathing in it...cause um...I don't know if thats safe. I would think that would sting a bit much. __________________ The King is your new master now. Totally returning for the Summer: a mafia Game: Sign ups HERE!

10-04-2006, 07:57 PM	#25
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	If he's making drugs, He should be using freebreeze instead. That way, you don't have to go through the trouble of chemistry; just sniff the stuff. If he lives at an old people's home, freebreeze takes the piss smell right out! BAM! If it's a death ray, I'm sure there's some way to make the chemicals in freebreeze as explosive as a photon torpedo. If he owns a Brazillion car,Perhaps freebreeze has a hidden element of powering ethanol cars. ...USE FREBREEZE! I COMMANDETH THEE TO USETH ITH! This 'Outbreak of Freebreeze' is brought to you by FBM. "If you can't figure it out, use freebreeze!"

10-17-2006, 09:18 PM	#27
Evil Ted The monster who ate it. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nowhere, Oklahoma Posts: 27	Hmmm. if they are elderly and it smells like cat piss they might be trying to get it to stop smelling like that to get their kids to visit

10-17-2006, 09:41 PM	#29
TheSpacePope Gigity Join Date: May 2005 Location: Lincoln. Nebraska Posts: 1,536	Honestly, I don't want to know how many Bothans died to get you that information __________________ Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust

10-18-2006, 12:29 AM	#30
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	The losses were substantial. Actually both my dad and one of his drivers told me that the people use it to bathe. __________________ Bob Dole

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