Calvinball: Round 2 - Page 3

Hunter_Shu · 03-26-2004, 11:44 AM

Froggy Shu first moves over to where the toaster is, and licks the remains. The once again Hunter Shu pulls out the Munchkin Ninja stick, and declares "Anyone hit with the Munchkin Ninja Stick has to drop the Calvinball and forfeit all points!" He then Ninja-Teleports to Siberia, and smacks Osterbaum with the Munchkin Ninja stick."
The Calvinball then begins bouncing away on its own....

TheSpiritOfVengance · 03-26-2004, 12:03 PM

After about fifteen minutes of modification Spirit converts his Bowling Ball Cannon into an automatic counterfiet calvin ball cannon. Then Spirit starts singing the theme from the season 8 preimeir episode of south park.And shoots Osterbaum with it pommeling him with the calvin balls then, Geo Dae Rays Hunter Shuthuis making him drop the munchkin stick and tosses iinto the east brooklyn river (Go get it out of that!) Takes the ball and does a calvinballduken at Bob for 999 to 999th unforeitable power points.

Osterbaum · 03-26-2004, 12:07 PM

Osterbaum quiqly recovers and goes for the ball. He grabs it and runs once again! Now Osterbaum is in Canada and is prepared to shoot anyone who comes near with his fireballs...I recover all my points by holding the calvinball!

Hunter_Shu · 03-26-2004, 12:13 PM

"All points that were once forfeited by smackage with the Munchkin Ninja stick only count as 1/1000000 a point if theyr'e recovered!" Shu shouts. He then takes a few moments for preparations, and shows up in Canada. He throws out several smoke bombs, which cause Osterbaum to drop the ball amidst the coughing....
Shu then grabs the Calvinball again.

darkt0aster · 03-26-2004, 01:58 PM

But the calvinball wont be grabbed. It bites down on Hunter's hands (see picture) as they rush towards it then rolls quickly away with more fingers (and points) than a calvinball should EVER have in it's posession.

score
me - dessert
others - desert

gah, i'm only ahead by one 's'...i better get on top of this game!

TheSpiritOfVengance · 03-26-2004, 02:07 PM

Spirit Decides that a quick decisve Ion Cannon Strike will do the trick and Zots the general area of the two others struggling over the ball rendering them temporarily decapacitated while takes the ball waltzs of after putting the fake calvin ball in the center of the two for 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000 Sneaky sneak sneak points allowing him to sneak around easily...

Osterbaum · 03-26-2004, 02:24 PM

Osterbaum recovers from the gas. He now sees Spirit holding the ball and freezes him! The ball fals out of Spirits hands and Osterbaum grabs the ball. Osterbaum this time desides not to flee but to stay and fight for the ball! Osterbaum now freezes everybony in the vicinity and no one can move until they dance by the melody of the song which won the eurovision last year! Osterbaum is prepared to shoot anyone who recovers woth his fireballs!

Cause of the freezing all your points now belong to me!

darkt0aster · 03-26-2004, 05:08 PM

[ooc] By saying I 'posessed' the ball, I meant it in a metaphysical/supernatural sense and not that he was just holding it. It seemed like this was overlooked, so just FYI from now on. The entity that I play, who is currently posessing the calvinball will hencefoth be known as Fred so confusion may be avoided by not having a person NAMED spirit and a person WHO IS a spirit...anyways [/ooc]

Fred, still being the calvinball, avoided the freezyness and began to pelt osterbaum with the fingers removed from hunter's hands moments before.
Seconds later, fred is dropped and begins to bounce amongst the frozen members, trying to shatter them. (MICROPHONE extra points if anybody manages to do so)

Due to the nonfreezyness of the calvinball, it retains it's points and is still in the lead by exactly SPATULA points

score
me - gauss + spatula
others - gauss (or zero if you're frozen :p)

Hunter_Shu · 03-26-2004, 05:54 PM

Using the mysteries of Katon-karyudon-no-jutsu, Hunter Shu melts the ice that surrounds him, and then shouts "All frozen people must shatter on the next strike!" causing Fred and Shu to both gain MICROPHONE points as they both strike at Osterbaum (Never said YOU weren't frozen...) and Spirit, respectively. Shu then moves to face the ball again, this time prepared for any biting...
Score:
Me: Mesmer + MICROPHONE
Fred: Mesmer + Pavlov + MICROPHONE
Others: Mesmer

TheSpiritOfVengance · 03-26-2004, 08:57 PM

Spirit breaks free of the ice and screams "THATS IT!" as he walks over to Osterbaum " I Have tired if your obscure knowledge or my lack of european what nots oh umm.SYPHON POINTS!!!" as he syphoned all the points that osterbaum had that made him a worthy adversary turning the points into a massive energy blast that he aimed at the toaster " BECOME THIS!!!" he said as he fired it at the toaster knocking it comatose like Osterbaum. Then once the ball became undone he took it and syphoned its energy, using his sneaking points he snuck up behind shu and cheap shot him, knocking him out, breaking his Munchkin ninja stick into thousands of little peices thien lighting it on fire and burning it. Then Spirit wnet to mexico with the newly reforged ball preventing the toaster from ruining his fun...
Me Tose
Others Coma

03-26-2004, 11:44 AM	#21
Hunter_Shu Fenrir Knight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arctica Castle Posts: 150	Froggy Shu first moves over to where the toaster is, and licks the remains. The once again Hunter Shu pulls out the Munchkin Ninja stick, and declares "Anyone hit with the Munchkin Ninja Stick has to drop the Calvinball and forfeit all points!" He then Ninja-Teleports to Siberia, and smacks Osterbaum with the Munchkin Ninja stick." The Calvinball then begins bouncing away on its own.... __________________ "From now on, I will not bother arguing with the fools I meet. I will simply wave my paw and say 'Bah' to them."-Dogbert "Gai-no-super-greattu-hisatsuwaza! Gai! Super! Upper!"-Gai Daigoji Proud (And possibly only) fan of Record of Lodoss War. Last edited by Hunter_Shu; 03-26-2004 at 11:57 AM.

03-26-2004, 12:03 PM	#22
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	After about fifteen minutes of modification Spirit converts his Bowling Ball Cannon into an automatic counterfiet calvin ball cannon. Then Spirit starts singing the theme from the season 8 preimeir episode of south park.And shoots Osterbaum with it pommeling him with the calvin balls then, Geo Dae Rays Hunter Shuthuis making him drop the munchkin stick and tosses iinto the east brooklyn river (Go get it out of that!) Takes the ball and does a calvinballduken at Bob for 999 to 999th unforeitable power points. __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn Last edited by TheSpiritOfVengance; 03-26-2004 at 12:06 PM.

03-26-2004, 12:07 PM	#23
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Osterbaum quiqly recovers and goes for the ball. He grabs it and runs once again! Now Osterbaum is in Canada and is prepared to shoot anyone who comes near with his fireballs...I recover all my points by holding the calvinball! __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

03-26-2004, 12:13 PM	#24
Hunter_Shu Fenrir Knight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arctica Castle Posts: 150	"All points that were once forfeited by smackage with the Munchkin Ninja stick only count as 1/1000000 a point if theyr'e recovered!" Shu shouts. He then takes a few moments for preparations, and shows up in Canada. He throws out several smoke bombs, which cause Osterbaum to drop the ball amidst the coughing.... Shu then grabs the Calvinball again. __________________ "From now on, I will not bother arguing with the fools I meet. I will simply wave my paw and say 'Bah' to them."-Dogbert "Gai-no-super-greattu-hisatsuwaza! Gai! Super! Upper!"-Gai Daigoji Proud (And possibly only) fan of Record of Lodoss War.

03-26-2004, 01:58 PM	#25
darkt0aster Toastdoken! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The middle of everywhere and nowhere at the same time: Rolla, MO Posts: 768	But the calvinball wont be grabbed. It bites down on Hunter's hands (see picture) as they rush towards it then rolls quickly away with more fingers (and points) than a calvinball should EVER have in it's posession. score me - dessert others - desert gah, i'm only ahead by one 's'...i better get on top of this game! Attached Images __________________ Fun Jack Thompson Links: His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs). Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!) His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: ) A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del). An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats. Apparently, he has a history of insanity. Last edited by darkt0aster; 03-26-2004 at 02:06 PM.

03-26-2004, 02:07 PM	#26
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Spirit Decides that a quick decisve Ion Cannon Strike will do the trick and Zots the general area of the two others struggling over the ball rendering them temporarily decapacitated while takes the ball waltzs of after putting the fake calvin ball in the center of the two for 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000 Sneaky sneak sneak points allowing him to sneak around easily... __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

03-26-2004, 02:24 PM	#27
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Osterbaum recovers from the gas. He now sees Spirit holding the ball and freezes him! The ball fals out of Spirits hands and Osterbaum grabs the ball. Osterbaum this time desides not to flee but to stay and fight for the ball! Osterbaum now freezes everybony in the vicinity and no one can move until they dance by the melody of the song which won the eurovision last year! Osterbaum is prepared to shoot anyone who recovers woth his fireballs! Cause of the freezing all your points now belong to me! __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

03-26-2004, 05:08 PM	#28
darkt0aster Toastdoken! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The middle of everywhere and nowhere at the same time: Rolla, MO Posts: 768	[ooc] By saying I 'posessed' the ball, I meant it in a metaphysical/supernatural sense and not that he was just holding it. It seemed like this was overlooked, so just FYI from now on. The entity that I play, who is currently posessing the calvinball will hencefoth be known as Fred so confusion may be avoided by not having a person NAMED spirit and a person WHO IS a spirit...anyways [/ooc] Fred, still being the calvinball, avoided the freezyness and began to pelt osterbaum with the fingers removed from hunter's hands moments before. Seconds later, fred is dropped and begins to bounce amongst the frozen members, trying to shatter them. (MICROPHONE extra points if anybody manages to do so) Due to the nonfreezyness of the calvinball, it retains it's points and is still in the lead by exactly SPATULA points score me - gauss + spatula others - gauss (or zero if you're frozen :p) __________________ Fun Jack Thompson Links: His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs). Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!) His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: ) A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del). An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats. Apparently, he has a history of insanity. Last edited by darkt0aster; 03-26-2004 at 05:12 PM.

03-26-2004, 05:54 PM	#29
Hunter_Shu Fenrir Knight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arctica Castle Posts: 150	Using the mysteries of Katon-karyudon-no-jutsu, Hunter Shu melts the ice that surrounds him, and then shouts "All frozen people must shatter on the next strike!" causing Fred and Shu to both gain MICROPHONE points as they both strike at Osterbaum (Never said YOU weren't frozen...) and Spirit, respectively. Shu then moves to face the ball again, this time prepared for any biting... Score: Me: Mesmer + MICROPHONE Fred: Mesmer + Pavlov + MICROPHONE Others: Mesmer __________________ "From now on, I will not bother arguing with the fools I meet. I will simply wave my paw and say 'Bah' to them."-Dogbert "Gai-no-super-greattu-hisatsuwaza! Gai! Super! Upper!"-Gai Daigoji Proud (And possibly only) fan of Record of Lodoss War.

03-26-2004, 08:57 PM	#30
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	Spirit breaks free of the ice and screams "THATS IT!" as he walks over to Osterbaum " I Have tired if your obscure knowledge or my lack of european what nots oh umm.SYPHON POINTS!!!" as he syphoned all the points that osterbaum had that made him a worthy adversary turning the points into a massive energy blast that he aimed at the toaster " BECOME THIS!!!" he said as he fired it at the toaster knocking it comatose like Osterbaum. Then once the ball became undone he took it and syphoned its energy, using his sneaking points he snuck up behind shu and cheap shot him, knocking him out, breaking his Munchkin ninja stick into thousands of little peices thien lighting it on fire and burning it. Then Spirit wnet to mexico with the newly reforged ball preventing the toaster from ruining his fun... Me Tose Others Coma __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

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