Star Wars: Chapter Negative 35, Spice Lords of Naboo (Team Not-So Good)

[krogothwolf]

"Well that was easier then I thought" Velmont mumbled quietly to himself. He then gave a quick glance around and figured it'd be best to do Mixari's first since he remembered where she was.

He headed over to her cell and went back to work on the lock again.

"Eh?" He whispered quietly, "I'm going to open the locks on everyones cell, when I let ya out would you mind watching the door for me?"

He then looked back down and went back to work.

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Going to start with Mixari's cell then Liflo, Georges, Norlan's and then Jacks.

[Krylo]

Within a few minutes the Zeltron minx's cell swishes open quietly, and Velmont goes to work on the next. However, troubles plague him as he does, and it takes him much longer to get the plate off the front, and the wires seem to be jumbled or mislabeled, and he can't seem to get it undone.

Unfortunately, as he's working on the door a different guard rounds the corner into the hallway, and looking over the scene before him he quickly pulls out an electroprod from his belt before running toward the security alarm.

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OOC: Security alarm is roughly equidistant between the guard and Mixari, whom I'm guessing has stepped outside her cell by now. Velmont is a bit further.

[krogothwolf]

Velmont cursed as he fiddle with the lock. Why do people always forget to label and jumble things. Then he saw the guard round the corner from the corner of his eye and cursed even more. He had hoped to have 2 out by the time the next guard had walked around the corner. Damn those stupid mechanics, can't they ever design anything right.

His tiny frame probably wouldn't match up well with the guard but he did figure he had to do something or they would be screwed. He took off hoping to intercept the guard and tackle him at the waist. After that it shouldn't be to hard for the 2 of them to handle the guard...he hoped.

"Damn guards!"

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Well, going to try to do a tackle on the guy and knock him to the ground. Or if Miraxi gets to him first, assist her in attacking him.

[rapter200]

Everything was happening so fast, and in a matter of moments he would have been freed. But due to some screw-ups he couldn't even imagine because it was not his line of work his cell did not open. Fact of the matter was luck did not like them today. A guard strolled in while Velmont was working on his door. Everything hit the fan. Liflo couldn't do anything to help as the the guard ran to the alarm button, but maybe he could distract the guard. “Hey behind you” He yelled out at as the guard ran. He hoped against all hope that it would work, though he knew it would be like trying to stop a rampaging Rancor.

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I am going to try to distract the guard just long enough for everyone to reach him before he trips the alarm.

[POS Industries]

As the door to her cell opened, Mixari tipped her new hat at Velmont, greeting him with a twangy drawl in her voice as she sauntered out into the corridor, "Howdy, pard'ner!"

She kept an eye out for a moment as her associate began picking the other locks, but became distracted for a brief moment as Velmont struggled with the next door, which unfortunately just happened to be the moment the guard came rounding the corner on his patrol.

"Damn guards!"

"Hey behind you!"

"No, right here, baby!" Mixari called out to the guard as she began to sprint toward him in an attempt to intercept him before he reached the alarm. Crossing her arms in front of her, she took two firm handfuls of cloth and pulled her prison uniform shirt up for just long enough to give the guard a healthy eyeful of her binary stars.

The discomfort involved in running full speed with no support was not lost on her in the slightest, of course.

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Flashing the guard to distract him while attempting to grapple him before he can reach the alarm.

[Krylo]

The guard took no heed of the prisoner's shouting. He was a trained guard, after all, and knew when to block out the distractions of prisoners. Of course, it was a rare person who wouldn't hesitate at least for a second when a pair of perfectly shaped bright pink breasts are exposed at a run, jiggling, bouncing, swaying too and fro.

He was a trained guard, however, and so the distraction only lasted a second. Unfortunately, a second was all it took for Mixari to catch up to him just before he got to the alarm. His hand moved out to slap the button down, but Mixari was the swifter. Her elegant fingers expertly wrapped about his wrist and twisted his arm about, holding his body, painfully, directly in the line of Velmont's charge. It took less than a second for the other prisoner to bowl into him.

Now, it was true Velmont was a smaller man, shorter than the guard, shorter than even Mixari--whom wasn't very tall herself, and scrawny to boot. However, the larger man was in no position to brace himself, and they both went crashing to the ground. It was an unfortunate thing for the guard, as Mixari still had his arm twisted about in the most unconscionable fashion and, as he fell, the sickening crunch of breaking bones and tearing tendons could be heard leaving Mixari holding a decidedly limp limb as the guard hit the ground.

He would have, of course, hit the ground screaming, considering the sizeable amount of pain he was now under but, "ARR---" was all he got out before the heel of Mixari's boot cracked into the side of his head knocking him unconscious.

After pulling her shirt back down with her left hand, Mixari tipped her hat and announced quietly to no one in particularly, the fake twang returning to her voice, "We are not going to die. We can't die, and do you know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty fo--OH EW SQUISHY BROKEN ARM!!"

Suddenly realizing she was still holding the guards limp noodle of an arm in her right hand, she flung it aside and hopped backward, shuddering dramatically in disgust.

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Mixari grappled--held him. This reduced his evasion to 0 for krogo's unarmed attack. Krogo rolled a nineteen -4 unskilled, which is still 15 over his reduced evasion of extra damage, with 2 damage from strength, for 17 damage. That guard, whom is the only one with these stats 'cause you were supposed to be able to handle him unarmed, had a mere 10 hp and 0 DFP.

One round K.O.

[Dauntasa]

George awakened to the sound of the guard's screams. With a yawn, he placed his hat back on top of his head and stood up to peer through the hole in his cell door. "Oh," said George, "Are we escaping now?"

[POS Industries]

Regaining her composure after the ickiness, Mixari bent over and picked up the fallen guard's electroprod and gave Velmont a playful slap on the back. "Nice work, pard'ner!" she smiled, removing the hat from her head and placing it back on its true owner's, "You win a hat!"

"Oh. Are we escaping now?"

"That's the plan, Georgie! Here ya go," she replied, tossing the electroprod to him through the window opening, "I figure you can probably use this more than me..."

[Dauntasa]

George caught the prod and stuck it into the pocket of his prison uniform. "Well, I don't have much use for it in here, do I?", he said, "Mind letting me out?"

[krogothwolf]

"well thank you lovely lady!" Velmont replied happily lifting his hat up in thanks, "now we probably should let our buddies out of these 'ere cells eh? Probably should let the one that be armed out first now eh?"

Velmont then grinned at Mixari and then start padding down the now unconscious guard, whistling why he did so. He had never actually taking down a guy with a tackle before. Although there was majpr assistance involved with that he was overtly happy with that fact.

He was looking for a Keycard to use to unlock everyones cell, and maybe a little extra coin as well.

"We should probably lock the guard up in one of these 'ere cells after we gots ya'll out. And Interrogate him to to find out where they 'ave taken all our stuff eh?"

Velmont found the Keycard in the guys pocket fairly easy, what he didn't find was a wallet and that made him sad. He was hoping to take something as a spoil of war but he supposed the Keycard was as good as anything else. He got up and went through the doors of his fellow crewmembers and opened them up. He figured to start with George as he now had the Electro Prod on him and it wouldn't really do any good for them behind closed doors.

"'Ello 'Ello!" He said cheerfully, though quietly, as he unlocked George's Cell. "It's time we leave this sorry place eh?"

He then went over and unlocked Norlan and Jack before arriving back at his failed attempted to let Liflo out. He sighed at the keypad that was dangling out in front of him. This was going to be awkward to do. But it would be doable as long as the thing still worked.. He held the thing and pressed it firmly against the wall with one hand and then leaned his shoulder into the otherside, being careful not to tap any buttons that may be on it. He then swiped the card through the reader. When it he saw the door slide open he smiled then leaned against the wall grinning broadly.

"Eh! What do you know. The damn thing still worked even after all." He then smiled at the group, "Ya'll did miss the show Mixari put on for the guard though. I didn't get to see much, but I did get to see the poor sap's face when he saw em!"