GC does a Let's Play: I also have Pokeymans and I will show you them

[Bard The 5th LW]

I thought it was alright. The link to the Pallet Town song made it worth it.

[Flarecobra]

Hehehe....bit of a "Welcome to Corneria!" "I like swords!" moment there.

[Ecks]

Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Hehehe....bit of a "Welcome to Corneria!" "I like swords!" moment there.

That's it! THAT'S why I found it amusing. So the blame shifts from GC to Brian... who is on the usual suspects list far too often.

[Great Cartoonist]

Alright, so we left off at... wait a minute, something's not right...


That's better. Anyway, we were going to go through this path to see if Oak's at the next town.
So off we go!


Oh, what the hell!


Dammit Oak, we were supposed to be looking for you, not the other way around! I mean, we searched every frigging corner of this small dump you people call a town just to find you!
Where were you hiding, man!? Did you swim across that water down there in your goddamn labcoat!?


Um, yeah, you could have saved us the trouble by showing up when we were trying to find you.




Okay then. After this is done, are you going to tell us why you wanted to see us in the first place?


So now we follow him.








Hello, G! ...again.


Oh, G, you never change.




Alright, so now we finally get to the bottom of all this.




As we can clearly see.




Okay, if that was supposed to be a joke, it's not. It's just stupid. We already know what those balls contain.


Did your childhood involve playing tournaments every week and gloating over how your Pokemon had perfect IVs and EVs?


Alright, thanks Oak, for allowing us to have either a poisonous plant-animal hybrid, a lizard capable of creating wildfires, or a turtle that can cut steel with pressurized water! Nothing irresponsible about that!


Oh for... are you really going to let someone like HIM have a murderbeast too?


You would.

Some info on these creations of Arceus:






Well I'm lazy, so I'll just take the one directly to my side here.


If life has taught me anything, it's that fires are more dangerous than water or poison. Anything to get the power of FIRE away from your egotistic grandchild.


I bet it is.


Alright, our first creature of unchecked destruction!


That's a good idea! Obviously we want to give it an AWESOME name that people will know and fear for the rest of their short lives. Something like... like...


Oh whatever, this'll do.






Aaaaaaannnnnnnnd he always gets the one with an elemental advantage to ours.

Very well then, let's check out our Charmander.


Oh man look at those stats. Nice.


Alright, we're done here.


How about NO.


Dammit, G.




That's one of us.




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<...That's what he named you? BARD!? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah>

<Shut up.>

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<SHUT UP.>

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<SHUT UP!>

<hahahahahahahahahahahaha... ha... hehe... yeah. Yeah I'm done. Yeah I don't know why that was funny in the first place.>

<Alright. Huh. Well, I gue->

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<...>

<HAAAAAA Haaa ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Alright I'm done now.>

<...You sure now?>

<Yeah. ...hehe.>

<...Okay. Well, I guess our, um, newly-appointed masters want us to fight each other.>

<Awww, do we have to?>

<Well, we have no choice in the matter. One of us has to go down, otherwise the game won't be able to proceed.>

<...what?>

<Err, I mean we'll be stuck here for ages. Look, I know we've been through a lot of good times together... I still remember the day when someone's ice cream fell on top of me and you helped get it off before I->

<OKAY LET'S DO THIS! I'M PSYCHED NOW, BRING IT ON!>

<What>

Fortunately, a level 5 Squirtle only has Tackle and Tail Whip, which is good, because if it had any water moves this fight would have led to a painfully quick defeat. Only thing is, our level 5 Charmander has an equally lame moveset too. Oh well.


<Hyaaa!>

<AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>

<Well, um, I thought you were really ready to fight. I'm sorry, are you->

<Just kidding! IMMA HURT YOU!>



<Blaaaarrrrrggghhhhhgggggg>


<Guh...>



<Oh, wow, sorry. Are you in a lot of pain, buddy?>

<Yeah... no I'm fine... just caught me off-guard... at least there's no such thing as throwing up in this game... or internal organ failures...>

<Uh?>

<...nevermind. Okay, I'm ready. Make your move.>




<That's it? You just wag your tail in my face?>

<Hey, you looked like you were about to give birth after that last hit.>

<(Heh, maybe in the next gen...) No, I'm okay. I can take a lot more than that. Go ahead, give it all you got.>

<Okay, well then I'll->


<Too slow!>

<Aaahhh!>

And so, after a few more rounds of that...


<Take this!>

<Konomama de wa owaranzoooo!!>


VICTOLY!

<Gaaaaahhhhhhhhh...>




<Hooray! An arbitrary power level!>


Delicious, delicious stats.




<No, I'm pretty sure that in time, if you treat him with love, care, and painstaking attention to his stats and moveset, you'll have one of the best tanks around.>


MONEY.


Yeah, maybe you should, um, revive it first. I mean, it can't really fight if it's unconscious.

<Unnnnhhhh...>






Okay then.


Seriously? Would YOU raise a newborn by making it fight? Didn't think so.

<Hey, I'm not a newborn. You saw me back there, right?>


Aaaaannnnnd... what do we do now? Oh well, there seems to be nothing else to do, so lets go through this path to the next town.
Seriously, screw this place.


Wow! Where did these colors come from?


Right, the tall grass thing.






This shouldn't be too much trouble.

Seconds later...


<Today I learned that wind can be pretty mean when it wants to.>


Okay, shouldn't you, um, BE at a Pokemon mart? Or is this your lunch break?


Well whaddaya know, that's where I'm headed! UNCANNY.




Free samples are always good. Never pass them up.


Now who's this joker?


Well, yeah.


You honestly think they're scary? Are they any more scary than the birds that shoot lacerating gusts of wind? Are they any more scary than the bucktoothed rats that will take a bite out of you if given the chance? Are they any more scary than my freaking fire lizard with a flame on its tail?


Okay, that's convenient.


Okay, tune in next time, when we get to see what new bullcrap this next town has to offer us!

<...help?...>

[Ecks]

Originally Posted by Great Cartoonist

Stuff hidden in tiny swap quotes

Was I the only one who noticed those? You don't have to make 'em XBOX HUEG, but make 'em a little bigger next time, GC. I almost didn't spot 'em.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I just noticed them because NMT 13(thats what I'm going to call you) pointed them out. But I don't think they were important enough t make huge anyways.

I liked the bit were the Pokemon had a conversation, it makes you wonder. I also like the comment about 'kill beasts'.

[Whomper]

I felt the grumpy old man picture would've best been left for... well... the grumpy old man.

[Viridis]

I didn't notice them until they were pointed out. AND I had to quote your message and look at the code to find the things. Definitely make them bigger.

[Lost in Time]

I thought it was tiny because he wanted them hard to find? A reward to those who look, ya know?

I could be wrong, I'm not in his head.

[Ecks]

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

I just noticed them because NMT 13(thats what I'm going to call you) pointed them out. But I don't think they were important enough t make huge anyways.

I liked the bit were the Pokemon had a conversation, it makes you wonder. I also like the comment about 'kill beasts'.

Cool. That or just "Thirteen" could work. Then it could double as a House MD reference!