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Unread 04-19-2010, 02:27 PM   #1
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Of all the to me incomprehensible things people do to hide the natural beauty of their bodies, this is by far the one with the silliest name.

Yeah, that's all I've got. >_>
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Unread 04-19-2010, 04:24 PM   #2
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... I am shocked speechless...

HOT!
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Unread 04-19-2010, 04:30 PM   #3
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Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know! Tev INVENTED reputation, you know!
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... I am shocked speechless...
Deep down I'm still surprised this is a Fox News link.
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Unread 04-23-2010, 07:12 PM   #4
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Deep down I'm still surprised this is a Fox News link.
I don't know why on Earth you would be. Hourlong ragefests about IMMORAL LIBERALS followed by tabloidy bullshit from bottle-blondes in miniskirts are what made Fox News the ratings juggernaut that it is.
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Unread 04-19-2010, 04:40 PM   #5
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My mind is currently failing at understanding how glueing craft store rhinestones around something that's colloquially described as a "meat curtain" can be construed as "sexy". And what happens if you loose one down there, especially if you decide to go with the geunine stones?

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Of all the to me incomprehensible things people do to hide the natural beauty of their bodies, this is by far the one with the silliest name.

Yeah, that's all I've got. >_>
Have to second this as well.
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Unread 04-19-2010, 04:49 PM   #6
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About the only time this would stop being sexy is after a few days when the glue starts to lose hold and random bits start popping off and hair starts growing back in.

I mean, it's like the various kinds of pubic sculpting but it's sparkly. How is that not awesome?
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Unread 04-24-2010, 09:30 PM   #7
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Can they do those googly eyes, too?
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Unread 04-25-2010, 11:22 PM   #8
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Aw man, I want to make my dong look like a pylon.
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Unread 04-25-2010, 11:47 PM   #9
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This is by far the strangest thing I have ever heard of. How this is sexy I may not ever know. And I'm too scared to dare go pic hunting for an example for some reason.
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Unread 04-25-2010, 11:58 PM   #10
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