Pokemon Umbral Discussion 15: The PCs Think Their GM Is Smart. That's a Laugh.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

You do realize that when Renny dies, he'll become the first PC demon, right? Yes, there's a real hell where people in this insane world are supposed to go, but Fujiko has plans for that one. She likes really cute boys. Don't ask.

... Wait a sec... How the hell does Renny end up in Hell upon death? Is there no such thing as heaven in this pokemon universe? Or is Renny's behavior technically immoral and sinful or such? Or does the netherworld desire his body and soul so very much?

[Astral Harmony]

Ummm...a wizard did it?

Anyways, if we're going keep talking in the discussion thread, we should maybe on occasion talk about the RP.

Because there's really no such thing as happiness in this RP when concerning Pokemon/Trainer relationships, I'll adjust something about the moves Return and Frustration:

Allied Pokemon Using Return: Return deals more damage when it first enters the battle. Return loses power as the battle drags on. It is at its weakest on Turn 5, and this weakening power continues even if the Pokemon is recalled.
Allied Pokemon Using Frustration: Frustration deals the least amount of damage when it first enters the battle. Frustration gains power as the battle drags on. Frustration maximizes on Turn 5, and this increase continues if even the Pokemon is recalled.
Enemy Pokemon Using Return: Return deals the greatest amount of damage when the Morale Integrity Value is 100%. It deals the least amount of damage when an Overwhelming Tide condition is inflicted.
Enemy Pokemon Using Frustration: Frustration deals the least amount of damage when the Morale Integrity Value is 100%. It deals the greatest amount of damage when an Overwhelming Tide condition is inflicted.

And now, Armored Bishoujo presents...

The Grand List of How to Get Into Female NPCs Pants

Rayleen: First, leave the agency. Rayleen doesn't believe in inter-office relationships. Then flat out ask her out. She'll most likely say "yes" just for kicks.
Rachel: She's actually pretty easy to get. Just treat her to cheesecake and Dance Dance Revolution.
Lola: Lola envisions the ever ridiculous "knight in shining armor riding a white horse" nonsense. Anybody got a Rapidash?
Whitney: Well, she's obviously going to like a guy who is very much like her brother Wyatt was. Wyatt was protective and sensitive who placed Whitney's comfort and happiness before all else in his life.
Charlotte: Her phone number is in a bathroom stall. I can't tell you which one.
Shannon: She doesn't exactly know it herself, but Shannon's pretty much romantically fixated on Moon. Sorry.
Evangaleen: Evangaleen's a party girl! A guy who loves to drink and dance and fight will definitely have her (mostly undivided) attention.
Jeanette: Far too possessed with the next scientific breakthrough to care about the needs of the flesh.
Shizuka: Sharing dreams and stories of justice and whatnot will easily get your foot in the door. Getting the rest of your body inside will depend on what you say next.
Tsubasa: Get in her face. Don't let her get distracted with anything else. Be nice but be persistent.
Kirie: Defeat her in battle and she'll have her uninterruptible focus on you. Now you just have to kind of guide that focus to this nice queen sized bed you have here.
Chizuru: Get ready to act like a total sap.
Rio: Despite any claims to being bisexual and the fact that she flirts endlessly with just about anybody, Rio is and always will be Kiyomi's.
Kiyomi: Kiyomi is Rio's love slave. She just doesn't act the part most of the time.
Takano: Strive for perfection, then realize that you never should've bothered. Sure, Takano's a really nice catch, but you can find hotter babes with less effort needed.
Mika: Brush up on your magical lingo. You should also have some candy. Sure, Mika's actually over a century old, but she still looks like a little girl and this is just creeping me out.
Nyoka: Does not have sexual organs. Does not pass go. Does not collect $200.
Fujiko: Not difficult to get at all. Even your oldest pickup lines could land you a victory. But you want her when she looks human...right?
Harliette: Harliette likes 'em rugged, ruthless, and rough. Having a motorcycle is a sure-fire trump card to her affections.
Discord: Murder Lucian Caprico and successfully impersonate him to catch her off guard. You're going to have to take her by surprise and by force.
Maria: Murder Dominic and impersonate Snorlax. Like shooting fish in a barrel. ...Wait, what?

[Geminex]

I am literally this close to writing Impact Omake, whereby he tries to find a girlfriend. Seriously, I'm already getting ideas.

[Dracorion]

Okay.

I think, I think, I thought of a way for Pierce to get both Chizuru and Shizuka.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Originally Posted by Geminex

I am literally this close to writing Impact Omake, whereby he tries to find a girlfriend. Seriously, I'm already getting ideas.

Do it. I command it to be so.

Edit: I got a virus. be out of commision for a bit.

Edit2: main comp refusing to turn on. Using laptop. Hopefully I can fix later today. You still have to do the omake.

[Astral Harmony]

Maybe Impact can find the Lovenote. It's like the Deathnote, but it's more about hooking up and less about killing.

[Menarker]

Ow... my head...

Up where it said anyone wanting Maria having murder Dominic and imitate a Snorlax...

Then I heard the sounds of jackhammers from construction work outside my house.

Big Fatty Snorlax + JackHammer rhythm and power + Sex = In serious need of brain bleach.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Maria: Murder Dominic and impersonate Snorlax. Like shooting fish in a barrel. ...Wait, what?

I might have Pierce do this just to screw with Renny and Menarker. I mean it.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Everything fixed. Sunshine and rainbows all 'round.

I might have Pierce do this just to screw with Renny and Menarker. I mean it.

Charlotte probably knows a guy who can hook Pierce up with a snorlax suit. Same goes for killing Dominic.

[Geminex]

Maria: Murder Dominic and impersonate Snorlax. Like shooting fish in a barrel. ...Wait, what?

Would this be a good time to question Renny's parentage?