Ho Shit, M. Night Bananarama Has A New Movie Coming Out

[Professor Smarmiarty]

No the inverted cross was specifically Christian- Saint Peter requested to be crucified in this way because he didn't think he was worthy of being crucified in the same way as Jesus. That's why the Popes use it on their stuff (Saint Peter being the traditional first pope).
The pentagram has been used by basically every religious group ever- in Christainity it usually means the 5 wounds of Jesus (cause if you stick it on a picture of man it get the ankles, the wrist and the chest)

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Originally Posted by Regulus Tera

Maybe the twist is that it's actually a good movie.

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*Wipes tear from eye*

Oh wait, where you being serious?

[krogothwolf]

Dude that would be a good twist! But it's not crazy enough for an M.Night movie. The twist is its gonna all the people in the elevator are angels and M.Night is god who punishing them for siding with the devil! Yeah!

[Lithp]

And people wonder why atheists get characterized as petty jerks, at least in America.

Err..."public outrage" over religious movies usually comes from religious groups.

[Donomni]

The twist is that the trailer is fake: The actual movie is a documentary of M. Night Shamalamadingdong which starts with him saying: "What a tweest!"

[A Zarkin' Frood]

The twist is it's actually a porno featuring your parents as they sire you.
Yes you.

WHY? SOMEONE HAD TO GO THERE SOONER OR LATER!

[krogothwolf]

Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

The twist is it's actually a porno featuring your parents as they sire you.
Yes you.

WHY? SOMEONE HAD TO GO THERE SOONER OR LATER!

So, that means you've already gotten front row seats staked out?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

That's why the movie will bomb. Everyone's been there.

EDIT: On the other hand, it probably depicts your most glorious moment in time. Being an orgasm and all.

EDIT2: Note to self: Make an art flick that makes the viewer believe s/he is an orgasm.

[RickZarber]

He's actually only made 3 movies that end with a Big Twist, so I'm not quite sure why everyone expects one. Far more likely, statistically speaking, is that film will be preachy. Setting aside, of course, the fact that he didn't direct this one.

Still, I don't think Shyamalan is capable of having good ideas any more. Like, physically incapable. I just kind of feel sad for him.

More to the point, why do we even care any more? There are plenty of other shitty filmmakers out there. If we ignore this one, he'd probably go away. :P

[Loyal]

Because his name is funny and there's no end to the detracting nicknames you can give him.

I mean you can only go so far with "Uwe Boll," even if you mispronounce it.