Zombie Apocalypse: The Sign-up

[Bard The 5th LW]

Just for the heck of it, I changed Mark's name to Bard.

Hurray for another Bard who can't sing or play instruments!

[Geminex]

Gah. Left it too late. Post tomorrow, promise.

[TheBlindMime]

I would be remiss if I didn't join a Zombie RP.

Name: TBM / James / Jimmah / I'll pretty much answer to anything

Description: A twenty five year old white guy with a big nose, looks sort of like Arthur Darvill if he wasn't dressed like a zombie. Blue jeans, white t-shirt covered in fake blood, slightly green complexion and sever bags under his eyes.

Skills:
Now with Real Gore: TBM works at a trauma hospital, on top of giving him great stories at dinner parties he has become accustomed to blood, knife wounds, knives in people, guts, gsw's and has the general wherewithal to see nasty crap and at the worst, giggle.

Zombie Fan: TBM has seen more zombie movies and games then most, he knows their strengths, their weaknesses, their references, and can gauge the variety of zombie at a glance. He even does an awesome zombie impersonation.

Jack of All Trades: Holding a lot of different jobs over the years as well as being raised by a tinkerer father TBM knows a little about a lot of different things. Guns, cars, computers, CPR, camping, networks, lock picking, defibrillator use, survival situations, etc. Often his knowledge is dwarfed by others who know the subject intimately but he knows enough to get by.

Flaws:
Lazy/Athletics: TBM's not big on exercise, if he can get away without running, he will... to the max. He can run a block or two but after that he's going to stop.

Zombie Lover: He's the President of the Official NPF Zombie Horde, and as such loves zombies for all their flaws, but how long will his moral standpoint survive against certain doom.

Cowardly: TBM avoids confrontation as best he can and if he thought he could save himself he would, even if it meant leaving someone else behind.

Items:
Wallet - Currently holds 48 dollars, 2 credit cards, a scuba diver license, a driver's license, a 2 dollar bill he will never spend, and a couple of credit cards.
Crappy flip phone - Really wants a smartphone, but this calls/texts so he lives with it.
Reusable water bottle - Currently filled with pepsi and ice.
2x4 plus sign - The sign reads "Zombies are were people too!"
A bottle of purell: Cons are gross.

Extra: Often, TBM is a jerk.

[mauve]

I've finally finished my sign-up. Edited into my original post on page 1.

[Overcast]

Hmm, and you inspire me to add a flaw that I forgot about myself.

[mauve]

Sooooo.... Did half of our teammates here just get banned, or are these fakebans?

Did Overcast, Rick, IC, TBM and I just inadvertently out-survive the rest of team without even trying??

[Overcast]

Yeah they are fakebans, so says the post history. Some kind of caper, and the inevitable enslavement of the Canadas.

[mauve]

Canada? But what about Geminex? I didn't think he was Canadian.

[Overcast]

Nah, he was a slaver. Caught in the crossfire.

[krogothwolf]

That makes no sense! I'm the only Canadian of the group Fake Banned!