Pokemon Umbral Theatre 25: On the Road Again...

[Bard The 5th LW]

EDIT: Awww shit... I just realized that if I use Mollesk's Intrusion on those two pokebrid's, I'm practically raping Professor Ricewood right in front of her eyes. >_> Well, technically her proxies but... you get the idea...

I'm actually surprised Faynoc cloned her and not her daughter.

How did they clone her anyways? Steal her hairbrush or something?

[Dracorion]

Or "something".

Actually, if she's as busy as I think she is, she probably leaves DNA all over the place because she can't be bothered to clean up.

And also, there's a fine line between naked hot chick clones and naked ten-year-old clones.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Yeah and Faynoc's a creepy psycho pedophile. I'd totally expect him top do that. Although in the OOC context of the RP I can totally understand why it didn't happen.

Also, do we need a CS for Umbralite, or just some very basic info?

[Astral Harmony]

Basic info is cool. Hell, you could just sort of hint who and what you are in your first RP post. I don't really care. It's pretty much just Pick Up And Play Pokemon Umbral.

Just make sure it's suitably wacky. I want people who don't even know what Pokemon Umbral is to check out that thread and laugh so hard they blow scalding hot coffee out of their nose.

Which I hear is a great way to get rid of a stuffy nose.

And nose hairs.

And probably mucus production entirely.

[Dracorion]

Highly unlikely.

Everyone on NPF already lurks Umbral.

[Menarker]

Seriously, I see people signed in as guests reading as far back as Discussion thread 5. ^^ One day we'll probably be popular enough to have our own wiki or someone making a TVTropes style page dedicated to our antics.


Battle Formation:

[Charlotte] [Mirror] [Matthias] [Impact] [Jeanette] [Renny] [Lola]
---[Mio]------------[Cecilia]--[Kurika]----------[Whitney]

Note:
Kyrie: Replaced with Jeanette (Not contributing)
Melanie: Duplicate medic (Not contributing)
Pierce and his pokemons: Dying/Dead? (Not contributing as of this point)
Violet: Not enough spots (Not contributing)

As before, if anyone has any objections or a different preference somewhere, let me know.

EDIT:
AB: Drac brought up a question of whether the room we're fighting in is spacious enough to have Whitney act as a sniper for this battle. Is it? I kinda took it for granted that it was since you said way back that the big battle would be much more spacious to allow room for just about everyone. But I want to confirm to make sure.

Also, any special rules for when a sniper is also a trainer? I doubt it, but just want to make sure.

[Dracorion]

We can have a Sniper?

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Bard The 5th LW

I'm actually surprised Faynoc cloned her and not her daughter.

How did they clone her anyways? Steal her hairbrush or something?

It just occurred to me that the reason they managed to kidnap Myrie was probably because they had a duplicate of her mother to begin with. It's not like they HAD to make all the clones pokebrids. Basically, create clones of Jeanette whom Myrie trusts dearly and would follow simple directions like "Come with me, I got something to show you." Or something like that. Myrie, understandly not knowing that something was up would follow her outside of the house or whichever safe haven she was in.

I'm pretty certain Faynoc isn't too shy to stoop down to lower depths if we don't stop him in time. So yeah...

[Dracorion]

Let's not get stupid here.

There's really very little need for fully functional clones when you have Ditto Pokebrids. As such, they wouldn't have been developed at all. The mindless clones we're fighting now? Yeah, sure, maybe those are justified.

[Astral Harmony]

...Menarker just said something that destroyed my imagination.

Jeanette Clone: "Come with me, I've got something to show you."
Myrie: "That again, mom? I thought you learned your lesson about how difficult life is when you're a woman with a penis the last time you did that experiment."
Jeanette Clone: "Come with...wait, what?"
Myrie: "Or is this about that one guy and you had one of his organs filled with Tangrowth seeds and then tentacles came out of all of his orifices?"
Jeanette Clone: "..."
Myrie: "Or how about that one time where you drew an explicit doujinshi of Sawk and Throh and believed that showing it to people who didn't like yaoi was akin to a Psychic type attack?"
Jeanette Clone: "...I uhhh...I gotta go."
Myrie: "Oh, but those experiments don't even compare to-"
Jeanette Clone: *gone like a motherfucker*
*later in Millenium House*
Faynoc: "What's wrong with you? You look like you've seen Professor Ricewood when she had a penis that one time."
Jeanette Clone: "What the fuck kind of screwed up woman-"
Faynoc: "How do you think I became an insane mastermind?"

...

*trying not to gag* At any rate, no Sniper. It's not the final battle here and it doesn't seem like it'd be a difficult fight altogether. With Menarker talking all that shit, Gransrax should be down in two turns, if that.