Why do things Disappear. - Page 3

Lost in Time · 06-10-2004, 03:57 PM

For me, everything ends up right here at my computer desk. Because when I'm in my room, my hand does weird stuff and picks up stuff and holds on to it for no reason and I wont relize that I have it untill I sit down, which is usually right here. Or else, if its like a book or a cd. It's usually under my bed, closet, desk, or in one of the many CD/DVD players around the house.

MP37a · 06-10-2004, 07:48 PM

It happens to me all the time. It's those damn closet gnomes I say! They steal everything. But don't you worry one day I will catch them in the act and they will surely pay. Oh yes they will pay indeed. Damn evil gnomes.

Joseph Pandora · 06-10-2004, 08:27 PM

My mom has a disorder that me and my father refer to as "put awayius" she will pick up random objects more often where they belong and moves them to somewhere else and declares them "put away" then denies ever seeing the item until it shows up again. The one I paniced most about was the time she took half of gamecube games and put them in a cupboard with all of our old unused VHS tapes. One day I reached for XIII and it was gone. And so was Twin Snakes and Super Mario Sunshine and where in the hell are all of my damn games! After several days of searching I found them in the cupboard... with my much beloved copy of Warcraft III Frozen Throne.

Needless to say I flipped out.

Jack of Spades · 06-10-2004, 09:26 PM

I know why everything is in the last place you think to look for it.

Because once you find it you stop looking.

hehehehe.... http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/ they made the joke not me. it's in the archives

Dragonsbane · 06-12-2004, 03:39 PM

now THAT's a good one!

Lycanthrope · 06-12-2004, 04:31 PM

It is for things like this that I blame gnomes. (see list thread). Semi-logical explination: entropy. Your room has entered such a state of chaos that in any attempt to reorganize it, certain objects simply disintegrate due to the second law of thermo-dynamics, whose effects are expanded over the entirety of the universe, explaining why the planet hasn't been blown up from inside your room. In short, Eris.

But really, someone probably either ate them or flushed them, or accidentally threw them away.

Jewzeppe · 06-12-2004, 05:29 PM

well maybe u just missed placed those items, and your short-term memory is the problem, did u check in the most stupidest places? places where u wouldnt think they would be...i found my socks and boxers in my fridge once...was the weirdest thing in the world...but maybe u think u put the stuff there, but actually u didnt...its a very weird phenomonon...it boggles my mind too...but ya, maybe the fabrics of space and time are eating your stuff...thats what i believe happens to my socks, since those r the most disappear item in my house...a solution would to have your room very clean and no junk or clothes anywhere, everything in its place...hope u find your stuff lol

Psycho Mantis · 06-13-2004, 08:29 AM

You think you have things bad? I dont even have to be out of the room to have things disappear on me. I remember once I walked into my room, set my CD player on the deck, turned around to shut the door, and when turned back to the desk my CD player was nowhere to be seen. I was like "Oh COME ON!!"

It turned up a couple weeks later in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

The scariest one, though, was when I went to sleep dressed, and woke up completely naked, which woulda been weird enough, except that I never found the clothes I had been wearing when I went to sleep. I have no idea what happened to them.

I guess it could all just be me sabatoging my own stuff in some sort of sub-concious state or something.

Melfice · 06-13-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis

You think you have things bad? I dont even have to be out of the room to have things disappear on me. I remember once I walked into my room, set my CD player on the deck, turned around to shut the door, and when turned back to the desk my CD player was nowhere to be seen. I was like "Oh COME ON!!"

It turned up a couple weeks later in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom.

The scariest one, though, was when I went to sleep dressed, and woke up completely naked, which woulda been weird enough, except that I never found the clothes I had been wearing when I went to sleep. I have no idea what happened to them.

I guess it could all just be me sabatoging my own stuff in some sort of sub-concious state or something.

WOW! I guess I'm blessed then. Everybody's blessed...

Anyway, I seem to loose memorycards for my PS2 alot. I now have two, after I gave up on one of them, and two weeks later I found it: sticking out of Memorycard-slot 2...

And dictionaries. I'm now going through my third German-Dutch dictionary. Those I haven't found again.

Lycanthrope · 06-13-2004, 02:49 PM

so... you forget where you place your memory.

the irony.
it hurts.

Psychomantis: your house is either possessed, infested by gnomes, or you sleep walk. possibly a combination of the three.

06-10-2004, 03:57 PM	#21
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	For me, everything ends up right here at my computer desk. Because when I'm in my room, my hand does weird stuff and picks up stuff and holds on to it for no reason and I wont relize that I have it untill I sit down, which is usually right here. Or else, if its like a book or a cd. It's usually under my bed, closet, desk, or in one of the many CD/DVD players around the house. __________________ Eat me!

06-10-2004, 07:48 PM	#22
MP37a Sacred Samurai Gunslinger Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellsville, Ohio Posts: 643	It happens to me all the time. It's those damn closet gnomes I say! They steal everything. But don't you worry one day I will catch them in the act and they will surely pay. Oh yes they will pay indeed. Damn evil gnomes. __________________ "I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!"

06-10-2004, 08:27 PM	#23
Joseph Pandora Master of the Universe Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olyimpia, WA Posts: 414	My mom has a disorder that me and my father refer to as "put awayius" she will pick up random objects more often where they belong and moves them to somewhere else and declares them "put away" then denies ever seeing the item until it shows up again. The one I paniced most about was the time she took half of gamecube games and put them in a cupboard with all of our old unused VHS tapes. One day I reached for XIII and it was gone. And so was Twin Snakes and Super Mario Sunshine and where in the hell are all of my damn games! After several days of searching I found them in the cupboard... with my much beloved copy of Warcraft III Frozen Throne. Needless to say I flipped out. __________________ Consider yourself smote.

06-10-2004, 09:26 PM	#24
Jack of Spades Lady Luck is on my side. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The winning hand. Posts: 818	I know why everything is in the last place you think to look for it. Because once you find it you stop looking. hehehehe.... http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/ they made the joke not me. it's in the archives __________________ Imagine...In a world with no stupid people you would never hear: "I wanna see some noise!" "How do I call the cops?" "What die do I use again?"

06-12-2004, 04:31 PM	#26
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	It is for things like this that I blame gnomes. (see list thread). Semi-logical explination: entropy. Your room has entered such a state of chaos that in any attempt to reorganize it, certain objects simply disintegrate due to the second law of thermo-dynamics, whose effects are expanded over the entirety of the universe, explaining why the planet hasn't been blown up from inside your room. In short, Eris. But really, someone probably either ate them or flushed them, or accidentally threw them away. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

06-12-2004, 05:29 PM	#27
Jewzeppe The Eternal Flame Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 33	hmmm well maybe u just missed placed those items, and your short-term memory is the problem, did u check in the most stupidest places? places where u wouldnt think they would be...i found my socks and boxers in my fridge once...was the weirdest thing in the world...but maybe u think u put the stuff there, but actually u didnt...its a very weird phenomonon...it boggles my mind too...but ya, maybe the fabrics of space and time are eating your stuff...thats what i believe happens to my socks, since those r the most disappear item in my house...a solution would to have your room very clean and no junk or clothes anywhere, everything in its place...hope u find your stuff lol __________________ insert signature here

06-13-2004, 08:29 AM	#28
Psycho Mantis Rogue Psyker Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Spire Posts: 399	You think you have things bad? I dont even have to be out of the room to have things disappear on me. I remember once I walked into my room, set my CD player on the deck, turned around to shut the door, and when turned back to the desk my CD player was nowhere to be seen. I was like "Oh COME ON!!" It turned up a couple weeks later in the medicine cabinet in the bathroom. The scariest one, though, was when I went to sleep dressed, and woke up completely naked, which woulda been weird enough, except that I never found the clothes I had been wearing when I went to sleep. I have no idea what happened to them. I guess it could all just be me sabatoging my own stuff in some sort of sub-concious state or something. __________________ The creatures are waking up in these dark trees. They're waiting like vultures. Eyes roll back, turn white in time to feed. They salivate in hunger. For you, and everything they need to make a death complete. Completely un-natural. Salvation lies behind those dead eyes, and watch you while you sleep every night. Do you know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I get and beat you with until you do what I say.

06-13-2004, 02:49 PM	#30
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	so... you forget where you place your memory. the irony. it hurts. Psychomantis: your house is either possessed, infested by gnomes, or you sleep walk. possibly a combination of the three. __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

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