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Unread 09-29-2004, 03:56 PM   #21
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BMG! saw TSA on fire and began to laugh. She doubled over she was laughing so hard. "Hahahahahahaaa!!! Man, that certainly helps my mood!" She laughed for another minute, then casted a water spell on TSA to douse the fire. "Here," she said while grinning "This is for making my day better. Aren't I a nice person?"
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Unread 09-29-2004, 04:19 PM   #22
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After drying himself, TSA replies, "Yes, yes you are. And now I don't feel so homicidal. I think I will go to the hotel." So TSA walked back to the hotel and got some rest.
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Unread 09-29-2004, 04:28 PM   #23
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Hey what's all this noise? I'm sleeping in my tree-hammock and then get woke up by a Flaming Assasin! Now you must face my cardbased wrath...draw yourself a poker hand...*looks at hand of cards* I've got a pair of sixes and the high card is a jack (hand 6-spd, 6-hrt, J-spd, 9-clb, 8-dmnd)
Just try and beat that! (no really go get a deck and draw a hand) There's no prize except an electric harmonica to accompany Dante's guitar, and CT's singing.
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Unread 09-29-2004, 04:28 PM   #24
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Dragonsbane meanwhile had stopped singing, started smirking, and showed showed no sign of stopping. He closed his eyes, sitting back in the beach chair he had conjured up, and decided to take a nap.
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Unread 09-29-2004, 04:28 PM   #25
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BMG! grinned and turned back to Cheshire. "OIIIIIIIII!" She said waving her arms "I finally made it!" She walked over and sat beside Cheshire. "So, anything exciting happen before I got here?"
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Unread 09-29-2004, 04:34 PM   #26
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I'm gonna leave the island to get food...I'm bringing donuts back...*Gets in a coconut powered airplane and flies to the store*
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Unread 09-29-2004, 04:47 PM   #27
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hax stops pressing his own buttons (literally he is now a giant controller) to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama. He begins to explore the island putting in a hover command first to give him better mobility when he stumbles upon a mech hangar. "Oooh time to interface" he plugs his cord into one of the smaller ones about 7 feet tall and technically a power armor instead of a mech.

"Woohoo" he said as the controller sat comfortably on the floor where a human would normally be standing. "Time for some insurance" he said to himself as he pressed the ultimate code on himself
[B]*Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B A B START SELECT*[/B[
He steped out of the hangar and back onto the sandy beach of the island.
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Unread 09-29-2004, 05:23 PM   #28
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The kitchen appliance halted and looked up at the towering monstrosity not 10 feet away. I must get me one of those... thought darkt0aster as the machine stepped out of it's hangar. Later, later. For now, I must find out who all is on thi-- "What the?" A rather large tropical (and probably endangered) bird, attractied by the chrome, began to peck at darkt0aster. What followed is almost too graphic to describe, but minutes later...

"Anyone want some lunch? I've got chicken, yeah... chicken, sandwiches!" shouted the toaster, floating onto the beach, a platter of delicious looking refreshments also hovering nearby.
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His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs).
Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!)
His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: )

A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del).

An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats.

Apparently, he has a history of insanity.

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Unread 09-29-2004, 05:34 PM   #29
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"Ooooooo, Chicken sanwiches!" BMG! jumped up and took the platter. "Thanks! I was so hungry. All I had to eat for the last 24 hours were plane peanuts. Packing peanuts have more flavor than those things." She helped herself to the 'Chicken' sandwichs.
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Unread 09-29-2004, 05:37 PM   #30
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Stover decided to take a break from the confusion and random explosions in the beach area and headed back towards the mech bay. Passing that flying toaster again, he arrived at the mech bay. To his surprise, he found it to be quite well stocked, and no one seemed to be in there.

"This looks promising...." After a brief pause: "I DON'T SUPPOSE ANYONE WOULD MIND IF I WERE TO TAKE A BRIEF STROLL in a mech, WOULD THEY?"
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