Calvinball XXII + 1 -- By the books.

[CheshireThief]

CheshireThief raises an eyebrow as he notices the complete lack of female players. He shrugs it off and chases down Jadarendir. He kicks Jada between the legs and points and laughs. He then puts the wicket on his head. "Yo mama's so crosseyed that.... that.... she's.... your mom is crosseyed!" He ran off, hoping that Jadarendir wouldn't be too angry when he got back up. He picked up his watergun (of doom) again.

[Terex4]

Druid looks around in dismay.

"I don't havta go!...." He was upset over not following the rules, so he dropped to the ground and started rubbing his crotch on the wet grass to simulate wetting himself.

[Jadarendir]

Jadarendir got up, clutching at his balls. He took the wicket off his head, and threw it at Cheshire Thief as he ran away. Unfortunately, it fell into the slow motion zone, so nnooooww eeveerrryyyooonnnee haaaasss tooooo moooooove reeeeeaally sloooooowly.

Jaaaadaaaareeeendiiiiir slooooooowly wooooondeeeeersssss whaaaaat thee fuuuuuuuug Druuuuuid iiiiis doooooooinnng.

[Terex4]

Druid stopped rubbing his crotch in the grass and slowly turned his head to Jadarendir.

IIIIIIIIIIII haaaaaaaaaad toooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeet myyyyyyyseeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllffffffffff buuuuuuuuuuuuuut IIIIIIIIII dooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn't haaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffffffffffffftaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gooooooooooooooooo.................

[Jadarendir]

Jadarendir ran in slow motion toward the wicket to get it out of the zone, but he was then overcome by the overwhelming desire to pee. He ran in slow motion for the house, trying not to actually wet himself.

"Muuuuuust.... noooot..... peeeeeeee!"

Then he realized that his pants were already wet. No one would be able to tell.

"Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...."

[Toastburner B]

Toastburner came running down the road, huffing and puffing.

"Sorry I'm late, guys, my mom said I had to eat all my vegatables before I could-"

Toastburner, being a graceful youth, tripped over the unmoving body of Recall.

"I mean...I'll be there as soon as my bones mend."

While recovering, Toastburner noticed that everyone was moving very slowly. He shrugged, and figured it was part of the game.

He, very slowly, got up.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww." he said. He still hurt from the fall.

Slowly, he began to run towards the calvinball.

[DragonDaimyo]

"Thhhiiiiiiiis coooouuullld geeet annnoooyyyiinnng!!!!" "I caaaasssst Haaasssttte!"

After trying to cast haste, Saiyaman remembers that spells don't work in this round of Calvinball.

"AAAAAAAAAAAwwwwwwwww, !!!!!!!%%%%%%%@@@@@@@*******!!!!"

Saiyaman spun around (very slowly) and ran to head off Toasterburner (again, very slowly).

[The Argent Lord]

Iiiiiii ddddddddeeeeeeeeeecccccccccclllllllllaaaaaaaarrrrr rrrrreeeeeeeee hhhhhhhyyyyyyyyppppppppppeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr----ssssssssppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd d zzzzzzzzzoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeee.

[Jadarendir]

Jadarendir jumps in slow motion toward the Calvinball, and on the way there, he grabs the wicket from the time zone. As he exits the time zone in midair, everything suddenly speeds up.

"W o o o o o o oooaaaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

Then he ran into a tree, really quickly.

[Toastburner B]

Toastburner also finally left the slowly down zone, and ran laughing past Jadarendir.

"Hhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaahhaahahahahaha!" Toastburner said as he ran past. "You couldn't even dodge a tre-"

Toastburner was violently cut off by a wicket in the ground.

"Ah, nerts" Toastburner said, with dirt in his mouth.