Best insults that make no sense. - Page 3

Dante · 12-06-2004, 10:25 PM

"Son of a submariner!"

God, I love FF6.

Psrdirector · 12-06-2004, 10:53 PM

insaulting people for being smarter or better then you. that is always good. me and some of my friends would walk up to some person and yell stuff like "damn hot person" or something and start laughing and pointing, they usually just sorta look at you confused. it is fun

icythaco · 12-06-2004, 11:29 PM

Dude, you are such a neo-flatuating poser-communist!

CatManDo · 12-07-2004, 12:02 AM

SHUT YOUR OILY TRAP YOU BUTTER-FUCKING DEPPFRIED NEO-NATZI REPUBLICAN! that one slipped out during a game of risk. and later in the same game when i was betrayed i replyed by saying
I DARE NOT EXPECT SUCH DIABOLICAL INCOMPADENTS FROM SOMEONE WITH THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF AN ANT, AND FURTHER MORE YOUR MOM!

SuzuranLily · 12-07-2004, 12:25 AM

The one I hear from my brother most often is the word "Girlpants". I have no idea why but he seems to think it's funny...

Thanatos · 12-07-2004, 12:53 AM

Me and my friend, Matt, often start throwing insults back and forth at each other during games of Trivial Pursuit. We are highly competetive at the game, simply because we are the only ones who have ever beaten each other (for the record I beat him two out of every three games). Anyway during one game we were going back and forth for like 5 minutes, when finally I looked him straight in the eye, and in the most insulting fashion I could simply said, "Matt!" He looked up at me an replied, "Oh, now them's fightin' words!"

Melfice · 12-07-2004, 11:54 AM

When you get insulted by somebody you don't really know, try admitting the things he/she says. That's bound to give you some laughs.

Examples:
You're a motherfucker. (or variations)
True, but don't tell the rest, okay?

You're so stupid!
Did I leave my IQ-test lying around again?

You should see the looks on their faces.

Psrdirector · 12-07-2004, 07:31 PM

YOU DAMN NUETRAL PISS ARMY BASTERDS FROM HELL!
I yell that often in risk. We play the one set in the futer, but we have nuetral on it. I can beat every one, but then my massive armys fail to defet the yellow neutrols. if anyone has played that version you will notice the yellow luck like piss. i dont like them at all

dementedmongoose · 12-07-2004, 08:55 PM

This isn't as much an insult as a good response to an insult.
Now, if you're eating breakfast, and your food is exceptionally crappy, let someone insult you. When they turn their back, thinking they have won, get a mouthful of crappy food, throw what's left at the back of their head, wait for them to approach you, and spray your breakfast all over their face. This will result in:
A) any foods hot enough to burn your mouth making the other person yell in owiness
B) causing the person so much humiliation that they walk away
C) causing the person to laugh and bury the hatchet
D) causing the person to laugh and bury the hatchet...in your head.
E) an immediate and swift butt-kicking
Or D) in some NC schools, a knife in the gut.

LeefRyder · 12-07-2004, 10:59 PM

my friend calls people "stupid bird" I still don't get it...

12-06-2004, 11:29 PM	#23
icythaco Funcraft II: "Let's all get along!" Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I erased my exact whereabouts from googleEarth Posts: 665	Dude, you are such a neo-flatuating poser-communist! __________________ Due to several pending lawsuits, Blizzard's long anticipated next installment in the famed Starcraft series, Starcraft II, has been renamed "Funcraft II". In addition, according to a Blizzard spokesman, the game will no longer focus on interstellar battle but will instead be centered around the idea of nonviolent conflict resolution, with the game's ultimate goal being to bring about interstellar harmony.

12-07-2004, 12:02 AM	#24
CatManDo neko wa kawaii desune Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 61	SHUT YOUR OILY TRAP YOU BUTTER-FUCKING DEPPFRIED NEO-NATZI REPUBLICAN! that one slipped out during a game of risk. and later in the same game when i was betrayed i replyed by saying I DARE NOT EXPECT SUCH DIABOLICAL INCOMPADENTS FROM SOMEONE WITH THE MENTAL CAPACITY OF AN ANT, AND FURTHER MORE YOUR MOM! __________________ Man its cold up here , i use a JACKHAMMER to get the ice off of my drive way.

12-07-2004, 12:25 AM	#25
SuzuranLily Goomba Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In my secret garden. Posts: 22	The one I hear from my brother most often is the word "Girlpants". I have no idea why but he seems to think it's funny... __________________ Cherry Blossoms are much more than they appear.... They are like humans...slight and fragile. With lives so short they die... but as cherry blossoms fall, isn't death a beautiful sight?

12-07-2004, 12:53 AM	#26
Thanatos High Priest of the Llama Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellvidia Posts: 327	Me and my friend, Matt, often start throwing insults back and forth at each other during games of Trivial Pursuit. We are highly competetive at the game, simply because we are the only ones who have ever beaten each other (for the record I beat him two out of every three games). Anyway during one game we were going back and forth for like 5 minutes, when finally I looked him straight in the eye, and in the most insulting fashion I could simply said, "Matt!" He looked up at me an replied, "Oh, now them's fightin' words!" __________________ So says the church of the Mod!!

12-07-2004, 08:55 PM	#29
dementedmongoose Mangoose! Join Date: May 2004 Location: IN TEH NAVYS! SINKIN UR SHIPS! Posts: 655	This isn't as much an insult as a good response to an insult. Now, if you're eating breakfast, and your food is exceptionally crappy, let someone insult you. When they turn their back, thinking they have won, get a mouthful of crappy food, throw what's left at the back of their head, wait for them to approach you, and spray your breakfast all over their face. This will result in: A) any foods hot enough to burn your mouth making the other person yell in owiness B) causing the person so much humiliation that they walk away C) causing the person to laugh and bury the hatchet D) causing the person to laugh and bury the hatchet...in your head. E) an immediate and swift butt-kicking Or D) in some NC schools, a knife in the gut. __________________ I was nothing but a lonely all American boy, Looking out for something to do. And you were nothing but a lonely all American girl, But you were something like a dream come true.

12-06-2004, 10:25 PM	#21
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	"Son of a submariner!" God, I love FF6.

12-06-2004, 10:53 PM	#22
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	insaulting people for being smarter or better then you. that is always good. me and some of my friends would walk up to some person and yell stuff like "damn hot person" or something and start laughing and pointing, they usually just sorta look at you confused. it is fun

12-07-2004, 07:31 PM	#28
Psrdirector Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In the worst State in the damn world Indiana Posts: 1,261	YOU DAMN NUETRAL PISS ARMY BASTERDS FROM HELL! I yell that often in risk. We play the one set in the futer, but we have nuetral on it. I can beat every one, but then my massive armys fail to defet the yellow neutrols. if anyone has played that version you will notice the yellow luck like piss. i dont like them at all

12-07-2004, 10:59 PM	#30
LeefRyder < Chococat > Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 268	my friend calls people "stupid bird" I still don't get it... __________________ A short sig. I has it.

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