It Lives!!!!

[Squall Leonhart]

Well, not anymore, but still.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I like how the whole article there is referencing and parodying MGS. Just makes it even more hilarious.

[Regulus Tera]

I should have imagined my compatriots would be working on tequila:

Originally Posted by Physorg

Whoever thought that science was a dry subject might change their mind after learning about a new discovery in which tequila is turned into diamonds. A team of Mexican scientists found that the heated vapor from 80-proof (40% alcohol) tequila blanco, when deposited on a silicon or stainless steel substrate, can form diamond films.
The key to the surprising discovery is tequila's ratio of hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon, which lies within the "diamond growth region." The resulting diamond films could have inexpensive commercial applications as electrical insulators, say researchers Javier Morales, Luis Miguel Apátiga, and Víctor Manuel Castaño from the National Autonomous University of Mexico (Morales is also with Nuevo León´s Autonomous University).

Originally, the scientists were experimenting with creating diamonds from organic solutions such as acetone, ethanol, and methanol. They found that diluting ethanol in water resulted in high quality diamond films. The scientists then noticed that the ideal compound of 40 percent ethanol and 60 percent water was similar to the proportion used in tequila.

"To dissipate any doubts, one morning on the way to the lab I bought a pocket-size bottle of cheap white tequila and we did some tests," Apátiga said. "We were in doubt over whether the great amount of chemicals present in tequila, other than water and ethanol, would contaminate or obstruct the process, it turned out to be not so. The results were amazing, same as with the ethanol and water compound, we obtained almost spherical shaped diamonds of nanometric size. There is no doubt; tequila has the exact proportion of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen atoms necessary to form diamonds."

In their experiments, the scientists grew the diamond films using "pulsed liquid injection chemical vapor deposition techniques." In a specially made device, they heated the liquid tequila to 280 ºC (536 ºF) to transform it into a gas. In a reaction chamber, they heated the gas to 800 ºC (1470 ºF) to break down its molecular structure, resulting in solid diamond crystals of about 100-400 nm. The crystals fell onto silicon or stainless steel trays, accumulating in a thin, uniform film. The high temperatures removed all of the tequila´s carbon impurities to result in pure diamonds.

The final diamond film was hard and heat-resistant - properties that could make the diamond useful as coatings for cutting tools, high-power semiconductors, radiation detectors and optical-electronic devices, the scientists explained. They plan to begin industrial-scale applications around 2011, and hope to interest a tequila producer in widening its market beyond the traditional beverage.

For now, the scientists are continuing to test different tequilas´ abilities to produce diamonds. They´re also working on creating doped diamonds, which contain impurities, to serve as semiconductors.

And thus the Third Mexican Empire was born.

[FloralVikings]

Originally Posted by Squall Leonhart

Well, not anymore, but still.

Not in 65 days anyway!

[Doc ock rokc]

[TDK]

I wasn't sure where else to put this:

Here's an explosive barrel with a liberal application of the duplicator tool:



And again with a healthy dose of ROCKET LAUNCHER.



EDIT:

Originally Posted by grthwllms

Is....is that the dialogue from the beginning of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night?

[TDK]

I am...VIOLATED BY BEARS MAN!

[Phantom7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVoLz88hiU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk&NR=1

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Phantom7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8xuVnB-Pk&NR=1

Best. Commerical. Ever.
"Wow."

[russianreversal]

16 year old schoolgirl picked up by pro Japanese baseball team for her knuckleball. This is just "huh" for so many reasons.