ロキ™'s Saintly Mafia - Life in the Boondocks - The Game!

[Ape Boy]

Jeez, you'd think you guys would have a blasted sense of humor!

GO TOWN!

/deathpost

[Loki, The Fallen]

A man of the cloth walks down the street nervously. He's seen too much killing recently, and is bound and determined to protect those he feels in danger. He notices on woman walking his way, one he believes may be the next target. As they pass each other, the father places a hand on her shoulder, quietly whispering 'Follow me, I think your in danger!"

The woman spins around and kicks the man square in the crotch with such force the man travels a good ten feet before settling to earth in a lifeless pile. The woman glares at him and points to the back of her neck.

"Read you prick! 'Untouched by man!'"

She continues on her way. Another figure who was tailing the priest, an obviously overworked and overtired Irishman approaches the corpse and lifts his gun. But when he realizes the man is already dead, he continues on his way.

~~~~~

It was a quiet night at the home of a certain man of Russian descent. He had made no phone calls, had sent no one to do his bidding, simply sat at his kitchen table enjoying a pleasant meal as his personal guard stood watch nearby. This continued for a while, until the phone interrupted the peace. An excited voice erupted from the ear piece. "We found him! We found one of those Irish Bastards!"

The man at the kitchen table said nothing as he calmly set the receiver back on the cradle. He smiled toward his body guard, then returned to his meal.

~~~~~

Another unmarked dark sedan, parked near a rather dilapidated condo, containing one man. He wrote frantically in his notepad, but did not call anyone. This is news he didn't want leaking.

~~~~~

Originally Posted by Miss Terry

Good Morning South Boston. Perhaps this is the end of the violence, or perhaps only a lull. One man was found dead last night, Doppler12, aka Father Macklepenny, Town Aligned Body Guard. He seemed to be the victim of massive internal injuries caused by a blunt force trauma. Police are baffled.

...and now our top story: Paris Hilton and Britney Spears walked into a bar...

~~~~~

Welcome, those who still live, to Day Five!

You may once again post to your heart's content.

Deadline is Sunday, April 6th 2100 EDT

(An extra Long day because our beloved GM is going to be out of town Friday Night, and perhaps incoherent Saturday Night if all goes well.)

7 to Lynch!

[Roy_D_Mylote]

Are the odds high or low that Rocco's a serial killer?

[Cati]

Bah, crud-ness. Maybe somebody else should start picking the day lynches. :P

In any case, anyone want to dissect the night post? I still haven't watched the movie, horrible person that I am, and I don't get what happened.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Wow, just realised I've missed a lot with all my business. I'll come back and read everything tonight. Though I've asked to be replaced if anyone else wants it because I've been a bit slack this game. Sorry guys. Blame my stupid exploding vacuum chambers.

[P-Sleazy]

Life is truely great!

VOTE: Cati

You shouldn't just ask someone to direct the lynches just because. And you don't want to just put blind faith in one person directing the lynches.

[Bailey]

So... what? The mafia didn't send in a kill?

Or do they maybe have a power that they can be protected for the night instead?

[Captain Combustible]

Originally Posted by Roy_D_Mylote

Are the odds high or low that Rocco's a serial killer?

I would say low, I don't think there have been enough kills for there to be an SK; Also, Rocco was working with the brothers so I think he would be a good guy.

[Selfish Philanthropic]

Originally Posted by Roy_D_Mylote

Are the odds high or low that Rocco's a serial killer?

Incredibly low. Rocco worked with the McManus brothers, whom I can't imagine would be considered mafia.

Originally Posted by Newb

So... what? The mafia didn't send in a kill?

Or do they maybe have a power that they can be protected for the night instead?

I'm pretty sure that was a mafia hit, Newb. Probably an attempted one, anyways, seeing as how a bodyguard died.

[DarthMauler64]

I think the mafia don is inactive or something, the person who killed the BG sounds like the person from the begining of the movie in the meat place.