Stupid Moments

[h4x.m4g3]

Stupid moments oh man I have a bunch.

In elementary school I was walking down the stairs when my shoe came off. No it didn't just come off it flew off and busted a window.

A year later I'm playing dodge my shoe flies off again and breaks another window.

One day I forgot how to play video games. I kid you not one day I sat there for 15 minutes staring at the opening screen from Legend of Zelda:Orcarina of Time swinging my arm wildly.

I once lit my arm on fire, on purpose, because I thought it would be cool.

I've run into columns, walls, doors, etc routinely.

Every morning this summer I've woken up around 2 P.M. and asked what's for breakfast?

I once tried to make a battery explode by lighting it on fire.

I dropped a stone (one of the big stepping stones) on my toe. It didn't just smush my toe. It ripped out the entire toenail. I still have the nail.

The first day I got my new glasses, as I was leaving school I turn to the teacher and tell her I forgot my glasses. She informs me that I'm wearing them.

I think faster than I type/write, and frequently rephrase my thoughts often, so I often end up with a speed racer (oh no I'm gonna crash oh no. They are bad men, who do bad things) complex or starting one sentance and ending it without another sentance I was going to use 3 paragraphs down.

[P-Sleazy]

The worst stupid moment Ive EVER had...and i mean EVER would have been when I told my math teacher "Ill have how shower $3>< with you if you let us out to lunch 5 minutes early"
I enjoyed a nice chat with the Assisstant principle a day later AFTER everyone asked if i got in trouble...yet. I also had to tell me mum what I said.

Lets see another stupid moment would have to be when i was doing pop a wheelies on my mountain bike and pressing the front brake while the front wheel was in the air. Well i did this for a good bit when suddenly I let go of the brake a bit too late and I fell off the seat and onto the rim...You can guess what happens next.

[Gineko]

I don't really have any stupid moments *cough* but alot of my friends do.

There was this girl in my art class, keep in mind that this is an art class for juniors and sophmores, and she turns to me while we're painting and asks me "What two colors make green?" while holding a tube of red paint.

One of my best friends and I were hanging out with a bunch of my guy friends, when she suddenly shares a thought, "It smells like men."

The same friend later is sitting on a table outside after school one day and me and my friend Mark walk up and start talking to her, she glances at his boxers and then says "Do you want to trade boxers?" and she shows us the boxers she's wearing. Mark is just like "What? No." but in his head he's thinking 'eww'

[Riskia]

Originally Posted by Echo630

I came out of my shower with my toothbrush, toothpaste, and comb. When I was putting that stuff up, I had two different toothpastes. I didn't even remember picking up the other one.

Riskia, similar experience. I was like 5 and in the mall, and I left my moms side for a second, and got really scared and I thought I spotted her, so I ran up to the lady from behind and hugged her and put my face on her backside and said "Mommy!" Well, of course, it wasn't her.

^^ but im 14, this was only like...a month or weeks ago...

~another stupid thingy~
I was in the maal with my best friend and me showing her how much i have improved on my clumsiness started to walk backwards, which is really hard for me to do, and i thought she was joking when she said there was stairs. So i continued walking backwards when i felt no solid floor beneath my right foot, then i fell. I fell backwards, knocked some dude over, his coffee spilled on my clothes and i continued to fall down the flight of stairs. I thankfully made it out with only a few bruises on my back, but that isnt all...i did it again in he same day, showing off my new skill to my brother's friends, and i fell...this time over my kitty, but i knocked into one of them and once more got saturated in a drink.

[Red Fighter 1073]

this moment i dont know much about, but i heard from a ton of my friends that their teacher locked herself in a closet lots of times!

my science teacher does this thing where if you raise your hand to answer a question, then he would give this tiny soccerball to you. well, he actually ended up throwing it too hard and it hit my head.. he did it so many times, that we kept a chart for how many times he would hit someone on the head.

this one is just plain stupid of me. it was the end of the last day of school, and my friend tied my shoelaces together. i saw him do it, but i actually let him.. he tied them too tight, so i had to hobble around to get to my bus..

[Jeneralissimo]

Ok, I like these drinks called Naked Food Juice. It's healty-type stuff and not too many people know about them. I was at the mall with my (now ex) boyfriend and I uttered the following words, "I'm either getting Naked or I'm getting Starbuck's, but not both." Then I suddenly realized that everyone was staring at me. (I have a big mouth.) My boyfriend says, "Well, I can tell you what I would prefer..." I don't think I have drank any of those drinks since... :o

I've also had lots of "I'm not a morning person" moments, like putting my contacts in the wrong eyes and once even putting them both in the same eye. The worst though, was this. My dad was always the first one to leave the house. So he would unlock the storm door on the porch. One day I had to leave before him for some reason. I forgot that the door would be locked and when I went to open it I walked right into it.

[Fenris]

Okay, there were a bunch of streamers hanging over a double door, and I went for the area with the most of them. I then ran headlong into the beam in the middle. My friends won't drop it, either.

[Red Fighter 1073]

i always think of this whenever i look at the nutrition facts in the back of a food product:

when i was a lot younger, i was drinking some "pepsi one". i looked at the nutrition facts in the back and looked at the amount of calories it had (1 calorie). i asked my mom what calories were, and she basically responded that they help you grow. not knowing what amount of calories most foods contain, i said to myself, "wow! one calorie! i can feel myself growing already!"

[Jhonka]

A few years ago...


My next-door neighbor and I each had a trampoline. We had them set up on either side of the fence between our back yards, and were merrily jumping from trampoline to trampoline. Instead of doing it the right way, I decided to jump over vertical, with little forward momentum. I ended up straddling the metal fence.


*residual ball-pain*

[GARUD]

Ok, I was in the main role of a school play. I was on stage for practice and i needed to go to the toilet desperately. The point where your balls go numb. Anyway, I was standing there and I asked the teacher to let me go to the toilet, and he said No. Then, 20 minutes later (I'm still in pain) I stuff up one of my lines. He screamed at me how I was a drip and how my act was not suted for the toilet, and kept saying something about the FLOW (???). I ask him to go, and he says no again. He turns away, and I run to the toilet, but it's locked. I would have to go to the one outside. But, if a teacher caught me, I would be in for an afternoon detention. Now, my legs were scrunched up, and I was on stage, and I asked him again if I could go, but he said no, and turned his back. I held it for two minutes and then WHAM (or mire like WHIZZZZZZ). Anyway, the stage got wet, and it was in front of my whole class. He then turned around, not realising what I had done and said, "You may go to the toilet now."

It was in grade 3, so it wasn't recent. But my enemies keep bringing it up to insult me. They should talk. They jack off with their mums whatching. eww...I wont even go there.