stupidest thing you've ever done

On a car trip I went running down a hill back to the car, forgetting about the barb wire fence at the bottom. Once I saw the fence I stuck my hands out, grabbing it and doing the most awesome flip ever over the barb wire. I did manage to rip a gash in my leg though.

[Raiden]

I say we stop talking about it.

[!]

Bored, yes.
Stoned, no.
And yes I knew it was an out hole. I'd have to have never pissed before in my life to not get that.
As for the womens hole thing, no, I did not think that.
And yes, I'm still capable. didn't go down that far.

[AndyBloodredMage]

I would have to say the stupidest thing ive ever done was make a joke involving bombs in condoms. long story. anywho the school interpretted it as a bomb threat, and i got suspended for 3 days.

and yea the tic-tac thing trumps all.

[Lost in Time]

Right now all I can think about now is that time that someone said I was going to kill her with a butter knife, but I was really talking about something I did in FF7. So she reported it and I was suspened for five days. On the good side, I got to catch up on my homework/tv/computer time.

Yet it fails in front of the tic tac story.

[Raiden]

You only THREATENED someone and got a five-day?

I actually punched a guy, and I only got three.

[Atma]

Buying Beyond Good and Evil.

But mistakes that involve physical pain? I vuagly remember a time when my family was on vacation, and we hall headed down to the pool. Since I was like 5 at the time, I didn't know how to swim, so I got stuck in the kiddy pool. I didn't like it, but after some begging, my parents let me swim in the big pool.

Next thing I know I'm laying next to the pool with my Dad giving me CPR. Fun huh?

Threre's also this time that my sister and I were playing in this playground type thing in our backyard and she convinced me to try to do some wild stunt, resulting in me tearing off my pinky nail....It hurt so much, I kept wailing "I don't want to die! I don't want to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!" I was around the 3-5 year old area.

[Lycanthrope]

Perhaps this would be the wrong time to mention that I broke my arm at age 5. Oh! That's a story! On my 5th birthday, I tried to do a backflip off of a wall, and resulted in a mild concussion and a broken arm. Yay! I've done something stupid too!

[Lost in Time]

Well it was three days, but I didn't go back for five days.

[Meister]

Oh, the thread came back. Well, since I'm here...

... there was this one time when a friend and I were hanging around in our town, being equally bored and in dire need of a pen, in order to address a letter. So we decided to walk to another friend of ours, who lived approximately 40 minutes away from where we were at that point, to see if we could borrow a pen from her. Let's make sure you understand the situation:
1) We walked 40 minutes to borrow a pen.
2) Not only was her house 40 minutes away, we had to climb three steep stairs in order to get there (it being the local posh area).
3) I live about 20 minutes away from the place we were at that point.

And she wasn't at home.

The conversation with a random relative, who was friendly enough to open the door to two tired weirdos (you gotta see those stairs!), went roughly as follows:
Relative: "Yes?"
We: "Hello, is **** there?"
R.: "Sorry, no."
W.: "... do you have a pen we could borrow for a moment?"
R.: "Sure."

Upon which we adressed our letter, thanked the friendly man, gave him his pen back and departed.