Please don't let this be true

[synkr0nized]

"I love it when a good plan comes together."

[Marblehead Johnson]

For the sake of National Security, my junk must be under lock and key at all times.

[Mondt]

Originally Posted by Marblehead Johnson

For the sake of National Security, my junk must be under lock and key at all times.

Psh. They had to cut mine off when I was 2.








Yeah. That was weird. And not funny.

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

Now what's wrong with masterbation much less wet dreams? Better question, who over 17 has wet dreams other than BM.


now on to the joke part
Last time I let this sucker out, 5 states had to detour traffic.

[Kuponutmog]

Holy crap! Masturbation is good for you for gods sake... Better to let it out in a controlled manner than have wet dreams doing it for you o.O

[Vaij]

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Guys should be all about buying this thing. While it may not be very long, it'd sure take up a lot of room in the crotch area.

"Wow, check out that guy's package!"
Later, he could all be, "I have to keep it secure, lest it injures some poor girl. I think you can handle it, however. Now, stand back as I take off the muzzle."
Unlocking and opening it should be accompanied by some kind of fwwwsssh/airclock sound effect (or perhaps fanfare for the over-the-top).
"You can touch; he won't bite. Just be careful."

Etc.


It should almost certainly come with some sort of smoke-machine attachment. If at all possible, some sort of alarm.

"We have an emergency people! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!"

"Many Bothans died to put this thing under lock and key! You do not, I repeat YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what happens once it is on the loose!"

XD....I can imagine that one member of the 8-bit cast may need it, though.:bmage: