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Unread 07-29-2006, 04:42 PM   #31
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The group of humanoid creatures known as humans chucked a type of plant that is often disputed about it's classification, but is indeed a fruit, at a humaniod creature who is known for entertainment whose given name is Tim, who is a vegetarian but sneaks bacon when no one is looking.
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Unread 07-30-2006, 02:29 AM   #32
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A groups of anthropomorphs belonging to the species Homo Sapiens made a quick whipping motion of their arms for the purpose of launching a red fruit which is often called a vegetable at another Homo Sapien with heavy make up and unusual clothing who was attempting to create mirth through various acts of buffoonry such as the spraying of pressurised water from a stealthily hidden cannister underneath a flower on his suit and the hurling of baked goods, who while making a pretence of vegetarianism, often breaks this due to what is to him the irresistible allure of heavily smoked and salted porcine meat.
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Unread 07-30-2006, 01:10 PM   #33
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A large group of individuals who are taxonomically classified as Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens whose cells contain organelles, such as golgi, centrioles, Smooth and Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum, mitochondria, vacuoles, etc. which was made up of various proteins, which themselves were built up by Amino Acids, which themselves were made up of orders of 3 bases, which could be Uracil, Guanine, Cytosine, or Adenine lobbed a plant under the taxonomic classification Plantae Tracheobionta Magnoliophyta Magnoliopsida Asteridae Solanales Solanaceae Solanum Lycopersicum which contained much the same cellular structure, sans centrioles but it also contained chloroplasts, which (the Plantae Tracheobionta Magnoliophyta Magnoliopsida Asteridae Solanales Solanaceae Solanum Lycopersicum) were colored a hue containing varying shades of crimson, depending on what angle the light hit it at another member of Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens, who was dressed in a manner to entertain smaller Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens.

EDIT: And that about does it for this sentence.

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Unread 07-30-2006, 01:53 PM   #34
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The being that is me exists in this world, both mentally, and physically.

That's it for that one.

I hate Superman.

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Unread 07-30-2006, 02:10 PM   #35
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I really hate the superhero known as Superman.
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Unread 07-30-2006, 02:41 PM   #36
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The being, of the taxonomical classifiication as Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens absolutely loathes, abhors, detests, despises, and hates the being of the same classification that has abilities referred to as superpowers, which include flying and superhuman strength, and having the name Superman.
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Unread 07-31-2006, 05:56 AM   #37
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Incorrect, Superman is not a member of the genus Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens.
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Unread 07-31-2006, 09:49 AM   #38
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The factual components of that statement were not true the superpowered sentient humanoid being known as "Superman", "The man of steel" or "Clark Kent" was not actually a member of the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens but rather a creature of extraterrestrial orign from the now destroyed planet of Krypton and his resemblance to the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens is simply a result of parellel evolution.
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Unread 08-01-2006, 04:57 PM   #39
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The factual components of that statement were not true the superpowered sentient humanoid being known as "Superman", "The man of steel" or "Clark Kent" was not actually a member of the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens but rather a creature of extraterrestrial orign from the now destroyed planet of Krypton and his resemblance to the species Eukaryota Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homo Sapiens is simply a result of parellel evolution.
Really, I could make that more long and pointless, but it'd be by adding one phrase, so it doesn't matter.

New sentence:

"I like the song Body And Soul by the Jim Widner Big Band."
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Unread 08-01-2006, 05:29 PM   #40
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The being that is me enjoys listening to the musical stylings of the Jim Widner Big Band in the recorded album of songs called Body And Soul.
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