If you were a god, which god would you be? - Page 4

DarkCORN! · 06-09-2006, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Roy_D_Mylote

Plus Blind Io is Odin, Zeus, and Thor combined.

Thor is Odin's son. Isn't that incest or something?

Fifthfiend · 06-09-2006, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkCORN!

Thor is Odin's son. Isn't that incest or something?

That's not the hangup you'd think it is, for gods.

DarkCORN! · 06-09-2006, 09:46 PM

Oh yeah. Zeus fucked his whole family six times before sundown.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 06-09-2006, 09:49 PM

[QUOTE=krylo]I thoroughly enjoy banfests.

...And, on a slightly ontopic note: Zeus.

No one gets more pussy than Zeus. No one.

QUOTE]

Hmm with me it is a Toss Up between Zeus and Hades.

Zeus is the God of Gods in greek Mythology and like Krylo says, got more tail then Kennedy.

Mind you, Hades was the lord of the Dead, keeper of Souls. Anyone who had pissed me off would find themselves wandering the banks of Styx forever.

darth vader wannabe · 06-09-2006, 09:54 PM

If I had to be a god, I'd probably be Vulcan, god of Fire and Weaponry.
Okay, he's god of the Forge, but speaking in very loose terms, my statement is true.
There's nothing quite like having fire AND weaponry!!!

Failing that, I'd second Dionysus. Not because of the bloody lesbian orgies, but simply because being a wine god would be kick ass too.

Muffin Mage · 06-09-2006, 09:56 PM

I'm personally a fan of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Azisien · 06-09-2006, 10:08 PM

Enh, not a big fan of Zeus myself, but maybe that's because of some of the quasi-greek-sci-fi books I've read, where he was a real dick. Pun intended!

So in that case, Apollo, Lord of the Silver Bow. Because major Greek Gods + Master Archery = Good, and I like the Trojans. So win win.

DarkMonkey · 06-09-2006, 10:32 PM

I'd have to be Thor.
Booze, women, lightning, and a giant hammer to smash stuff with. What's not to like? Not to mention that he could probably take on Zeuss and steal his hos if it weren't for the mortality gap.

Mondt · 06-09-2006, 10:41 PM

Another I'd like to be is Guh'lehn, the god of tigers and coffee.

Bells · 06-09-2006, 10:52 PM

Bah being a God is not just Prizes and Fun and crap... got work for your people y'know...? Its not Easy to pass stuff around for your cultists like Magical vision or Dental Plan... sure... they may sarifice a Goat or a virgin or a Gorilla every now and then for ya... but you nee to keep the people happy before going on a rampage of eating, drinking, lesbian bloody orgys and muffins

06-09-2006, 09:49 PM	#34
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	[QUOTE=krylo]I thoroughly enjoy banfests. ...And, on a slightly ontopic note: Zeus. No one gets more pussy than Zeus. No one. QUOTE] Hmm with me it is a Toss Up between Zeus and Hades. Zeus is the God of Gods in greek Mythology and like Krylo says, got more tail then Kennedy. Mind you, Hades was the lord of the Dead, keeper of Souls. Anyone who had pissed me off would find themselves wandering the banks of Styx forever. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

06-09-2006, 10:32 PM	#38
DarkMonkey Crazy Person Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In yo face! Posts: 59	I'd have to be Thor. Booze, women, lightning, and a giant hammer to smash stuff with. What's not to like? Not to mention that he could probably take on Zeuss and steal his hos if it weren't for the mortality gap. __________________ If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands! Clap Clap If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands! Clap Clap If you're crazy and you know it and you-what? What? Is it something I said? :bmage: :wmage: :fighter: :thief: I now have my own forum!

06-09-2006, 10:52 PM	#40
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	Bah being a God is not just Prizes and Fun and crap... got work for your people y'know...? Its not Easy to pass stuff around for your cultists like Magical vision or Dental Plan... sure... they may sarifice a Goat or a virgin or a Gorilla every now and then for ya... but you nee to keep the people happy before going on a rampage of eating, drinking, lesbian bloody orgys and muffins __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

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06-09-2006, 09:46 PM	#33
DarkCORN! Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canadia Posts: 649	Oh yeah. Zeus fucked his whole family six times before sundown.

06-09-2006, 09:54 PM	#35
darth vader wannabe Failing to be less of a lurker Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: SO Ill Posts: 185	If I had to be a god, I'd probably be Vulcan, god of Fire and Weaponry. Okay, he's god of the Forge, but speaking in very loose terms, my statement is true. There's nothing quite like having fire AND weaponry!!! Failing that, I'd second Dionysus. Not because of the bloody lesbian orgies, but simply because being a wine god would be kick ass too.

06-09-2006, 10:08 PM	#37
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Enh, not a big fan of Zeus myself, but maybe that's because of some of the quasi-greek-sci-fi books I've read, where he was a real dick. Pun intended! So in that case, Apollo, Lord of the Silver Bow. Because major Greek Gods + Master Archery = Good, and I like the Trojans. So win win.