Those crappy little fake game names - Page 4

Herr Doktor · 02-07-2008, 02:07 PM

Revenge of the return's revenge's return....3

Khael! · 02-07-2008, 02:39 PM

Russian Robot Smuggler: I knew they were up to something.

Unpleasant Kitchen Safari: This is what happens every time I try to make lunch.

Explosive Biplane Fun: You mean Microsoft flight simulator, right?

Angry Sunshine in the Sky: It's watching you, burning with HATE.

Communist Nazi Trainer: I have to say, I'd be impressed if this made it to stores.

WINNER:

M.C. Escher's Tetris Mission: I, I - the pieces, they go EVERYWHERE!

Lightnix · 02-07-2008, 03:11 PM

Deadly Spelling Pinball - LEFT FLIPPER, RIGHT FLIPPER, TILT LEFT!
Wooden Love of the Dead - Oh... No. Just no.
Morbid Train Boxing - I can imagine it would be.
Def Jam Bomberman - The Card Game - Never make this. Ever.
Drunken Porn Ultra -

Exquisite Pony XXX - O__________________o

Kerensky287 · 02-07-2008, 05:53 PM

Harlem Globetrotters: Motocross Fury. They're branching out.
The Castle of Helicopter Rocket. Best Shoot'em Up game ever.
Undercover Samurai Epidemic. Survival Horror at its best.
Asian Motorcycle Punch-Out!!! Cameos with various Transformers characters!
It's a Mad, Mad Puppy Lord. A darker, grittier Nintendogs for the new generation.

EDIT: 8-bit Thunder GT! Can you say... SPINOFF?

guyy · 02-07-2008, 07:00 PM

European Graveyard Experience: ...What?
Dance Dance Drug-Dealing Kids: ...
Surprise Biplane in Busytown: SURPRISE! *boom*
Zombie Whale Bloodbath: At least they aren't land zombie whales. Whatever that means.
Morbidly Obese Thief 3000: I bet you can guess what he's stealing.
Nighttime Midget Melee: How...interesting...?
Perverted Transvestite Gladiator: There is no conceivable way that this could be good.

Selfish Philanthropic · 02-07-2008, 07:30 PM

Art of Helicopter Assault: There's an art to inundating an area with cluster missles.
Dr. Lacrosse Incident: Starring Adrian Monk and Sherlock Holmes. Solve the baffling murder of Dr. Lacrosse with two of the finest detectives that ever lived.
Iron Booty Attack: Dear God.
My Very Own Princess Strikes Back: She's had all she can stand.
Underground Puzzle Operatives: Hack the mainframe, bring down "The System" in a series of Tetris-type puzzles.
Elderly Computer on the Oregon Trail: Guide your caravan of outdated electronics to the west in search of a better life.
Night of the Wedding Simulator: Terrifying indeed.
Nudist Goth Destruction: Aaaaand good night.

Elminster_Amaur · 02-07-2008, 07:34 PM

Deranged Sailor Hoedown
Duke Nukem: Pokemon Summoner
Musical Vampire Journey
Unremarkable Lowrider Annihilation
Awesome Spork Bloodbath
Red Hot Bedtime Underground
Black Jetpack Restaurant
Geriatric Pirate Babies
Brain-Damaged Pachinko Fandango
Virtual Piano Annihilation
Insane Hamster Brawl
Telekinetic Battleship of Mystery
Golden Wrestling on the High Seas
Duke Nukem: Lightning Crisis
New Wrestling Destruction
Nudist Pony Palace
Sinister Workout Warrior
Ye Olde Kabuki Dudes
Papal Spatula Kid
Russian Insect Crusade
Muppet Blood Collection
Sexy Zamboni Empire
Legend of Mall Fortress
Tiger Woods' Death Interceptor
Infinite Fun Munchers
Small-Time Gnome 3D
Leisure Suit Cannibal Thieves
Rockin' Vampire of Doom
Big Bird's Lacrosse Invasion
Throbbing Ballet CD
Erotic Gopher World
Scooby Doo and the Platypus Agent
Internet Manlove in the Desert
The Infernal Theme Park - The Card Game
Nostalgic Elevator Creator
Secret of the Conga from Hell
Master Chief's Frog Island
Hillbilly Programming Syndicate
Custom Mummy Squadron
Looney Tunes Sudoku in Toyland
Obsessive-Compulsive Mech Project
Preschool Fencing Trilogy
Deranged Conga of Might and Magic
European Katana in the Sky

Jeneralissimo · 02-07-2008, 09:28 PM

Geriatric Gnome Racer
Insane Rainbow Derby
M.C. Escher's Go-Kart of Love
Holy Zombie Summit
Night of the Fashion Lord
Imperial Axe vs. The Space Mutants
Escape from the Surgery Smuggler
Nuclear Spelunking Pimps
Panzer Cheese Extra
Almighty Landmine - The Gathering Storm
Armored Barbarian Overlords
Ye Olde Maze Castle
Rad Hippo Jamboree
Underwater Ostrich Hospital
Radioactive Ninja from Planet X
World Chicken - 3rd Strike
God of Farm Throwdown
Irritating Hamster Special Edition
Stupendous Sailboats in Middle Earth

guyy · 02-07-2008, 11:08 PM

Monty Python's Insect Crusade: Oh bugger.
Papal Theme Park Annihilation: No comment.
Mystery Godzilla in Busytown: Hm...what's that 200-story-tall lizard smashing the town? Could it possibly be Godzilla?
Angry Chicken Unleashed: Anyone thinking Zelda?
No One Can Stop the Leisure Suit Overdrive: Actually, that sounds pretty easy to stop.
Endless Driving 3D: ...But it's 3D!!!!!111!112
Alcoholic Gnome Roundup: Ok then...
Future River 1942: 1942 is in the future?
Soviet Sudoku 64: Each citizen may fill in one number.
Save Yourself from the Samurai in the Bayou: Better hope they aren't surfer samurai.
Barbie's Goblin Incident: You married a WHAT?!
Death-Defying Buddhist Crusader: This is slightly illogical.
Michael Jackson's Banana Turbo: No. Just...no.

**Satan's Onion** · 02-08-2008, 05:27 AM

Dr. Programming Crisis: Quick! The development team for this game couldn't be bothered to finish it! You must help them by finishing it yourself in this action-packed programming adventure!

Cantankerous Quantum Tribe: I dunno about it as a video game, but I badly want to see a Doctor Who story built around this idea.

Big Bible Voyage: You're only seasick 'cos you skipped church last week and believe in evolution.

Satan's Blimp DX: Companion piece to Big Bible Voyage?

Remote Worm Championship: Customize your worms and pit them against each other online to see whose is the biggest, baddest, most fearsome worm of them all! We swear you haven't seen this done to death in a million other games, honest. (Also, sexual innunendo? What sexual innuendo? There's no innuendo whatsoever in that premise. Pervert.)

Retarded Bowling Prophecy: It's actually just a straight bowling sim, but we added the first and third words to the game's name because they tested well with the thirteen-year-olds we polled while the game was being developed.

Legend of the Makeout Conspiracy: A lonely, dirty, arrogant 38-year-old virgin discovers that it's not because he spends as much of his free time as possible completely removed from society save for his occasional online messageboard rants about anime and George Lucas that women can't stand to be near him. Oh no. It's a conspiracy!

Vampire Monkey Crime Scene Investigation: Actually, CSI would be a lot more fun to watch this way.

Profane Bimbo 2000: Guide a naive young woman into the harsh glare of intense publicity and worldwide celebrity she was in no way psychologically equipped to handle, and then push her along a vicious self-destructive spiral until she's a universally-reviled, burned-out, bitter husk of a human being. Fun for the whole family!

02-07-2008, 02:07 PM	#31
Herr Doktor It's actually eating my thumb. Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 192	Revenge of the return's revenge's return....3 __________________ Herr Doktor has left the NPF. KTHXBAI No, really, I tried, but i don't like this place. 'S been fun, guys.

02-07-2008, 02:39 PM	#32
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	Russian Robot Smuggler: I knew they were up to something. Unpleasant Kitchen Safari: This is what happens every time I try to make lunch. Explosive Biplane Fun: You mean Microsoft flight simulator, right? Angry Sunshine in the Sky: It's watching you, burning with HATE. Communist Nazi Trainer: I have to say, I'd be impressed if this made it to stores. WINNER: *M.C. Escher's Tetris Mission:* I, I - the pieces, they go EVERYWHERE! __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day. Last edited by Khael!; 02-07-2008 at 02:41 PM.

02-07-2008, 05:53 PM	#34
Kerensky287 Just That Good Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,426	Harlem Globetrotters: Motocross Fury. They're branching out. The Castle of Helicopter Rocket. Best Shoot'em Up game ever. Undercover Samurai Epidemic. Survival Horror at its best. Asian Motorcycle Punch-Out!!! Cameos with various Transformers characters! It's a Mad, Mad Puppy Lord. A darker, grittier Nintendogs for the new generation. EDIT: 8-bit Thunder GT! Can you say... SPINOFF? __________________ People who live in Glass homes should not throw stones or Jerk off at daytime Last edited by Kerensky287; 02-07-2008 at 05:56 PM.

02-07-2008, 07:30 PM	#36
Selfish Philanthropic Homestardansen Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Floor-ih-duh! Posts: 178	Art of Helicopter Assault: There's an art to inundating an area with cluster missles. Dr. Lacrosse Incident: Starring Adrian Monk and Sherlock Holmes. Solve the baffling murder of Dr. Lacrosse with two of the finest detectives that ever lived. Iron Booty Attack: Dear God. My Very Own Princess Strikes Back: She's had all she can stand. Underground Puzzle Operatives: Hack the mainframe, bring down "The System" in a series of Tetris-type puzzles. Elderly Computer on the Oregon Trail: Guide your caravan of outdated electronics to the west in search of a better life. Night of the Wedding Simulator: Terrifying indeed. Nudist Goth Destruction: Aaaaand good night. __________________ "To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state the truth, rather one must find the way from error to truth." -Ludwig Wittgenstein "Man can find meaning in life, short and perilous as it is, only through devoting himself to society." -Albert Einstein

02-07-2008, 07:34 PM	#37
Elminster_Amaur Her hands were cold and small. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: My Mind Posts: 2,049	Deranged Sailor Hoedown Duke Nukem: Pokemon Summoner Musical Vampire Journey Unremarkable Lowrider Annihilation Awesome Spork Bloodbath Red Hot Bedtime Underground Black Jetpack Restaurant Geriatric Pirate Babies Brain-Damaged Pachinko Fandango Virtual Piano Annihilation Insane Hamster Brawl Telekinetic Battleship of Mystery Golden Wrestling on the High Seas Duke Nukem: Lightning Crisis New Wrestling Destruction Nudist Pony Palace Sinister Workout Warrior Ye Olde Kabuki Dudes Papal Spatula Kid Russian Insect Crusade Muppet Blood Collection Sexy Zamboni Empire Legend of Mall Fortress Tiger Woods' Death Interceptor Infinite Fun Munchers Small-Time Gnome 3D Leisure Suit Cannibal Thieves Rockin' Vampire of Doom Big Bird's Lacrosse Invasion Throbbing Ballet CD Erotic Gopher World Scooby Doo and the Platypus Agent Internet Manlove in the Desert The Infernal Theme Park - The Card Game Nostalgic Elevator Creator Secret of the Conga from Hell Master Chief's Frog Island Hillbilly Programming Syndicate Custom Mummy Squadron Looney Tunes Sudoku in Toyland Obsessive-Compulsive Mech Project Preschool Fencing Trilogy Deranged Conga of Might and Magic European Katana in the Sky __________________ "It just rubs me the wrong way." -CJ, most likely about non-yaoi porn or something

02-07-2008, 03:11 PM	#33
Lightnix Troopa Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 75	Deadly Spelling Pinball - LEFT FLIPPER, RIGHT FLIPPER, TILT LEFT! Wooden Love of the Dead - Oh... No. Just no. Morbid Train Boxing - I can imagine it would be. Def Jam Bomberman - The Card Game - Never make this. Ever. Drunken Porn Ultra - Exquisite Pony XXX - O__________________o

02-07-2008, 07:00 PM	#35
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	European Graveyard Experience: ...What? Dance Dance Drug-Dealing Kids: ... Surprise Biplane in Busytown: SURPRISE! boom Zombie Whale Bloodbath: At least they aren't land zombie whales. Whatever that means. Morbidly Obese Thief 3000: I bet you can guess what he's stealing. Nighttime Midget Melee: How...interesting...? Perverted Transvestite Gladiator: There is no conceivable way that this could be good.

02-07-2008, 09:28 PM	#38
Jeneralissimo Happy quails come from California Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Neverwhere Posts: 682	Geriatric Gnome Racer Insane Rainbow Derby M.C. Escher's Go-Kart of Love Holy Zombie Summit Night of the Fashion Lord Imperial Axe vs. The Space Mutants Escape from the Surgery Smuggler Nuclear Spelunking Pimps Panzer Cheese Extra Almighty Landmine - The Gathering Storm Armored Barbarian Overlords Ye Olde Maze Castle Rad Hippo Jamboree Underwater Ostrich Hospital Radioactive Ninja from Planet X World Chicken - 3rd Strike God of Farm Throwdown Irritating Hamster Special Edition Stupendous Sailboats in Middle Earth __________________ Hey, if they expected writers to know grammar, they wouldn't hire editors. ~ Fifthfiend *Warning: Long-time exposure to chat8bit has been known to cause severe brain damage, mental retardation, seizures, eyeball bleeding, violent fits, spontaneous combustion, death, reanimation, and a total disregard for physics. ~ RZ

02-07-2008, 11:08 PM	#39
guyy This is not a user title. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Unspecifiedistan Posts: 307	Monty Python's Insect Crusade: Oh bugger. Papal Theme Park Annihilation: No comment. Mystery Godzilla in Busytown: Hm...what's that 200-story-tall lizard smashing the town? Could it possibly be Godzilla? Angry Chicken Unleashed: Anyone thinking Zelda? No One Can Stop the Leisure Suit Overdrive: Actually, that sounds pretty easy to stop. Endless Driving 3D: ...But it's 3D!!!!!111!112 Alcoholic Gnome Roundup: Ok then... Future River 1942: 1942 is in the future? Soviet Sudoku 64: Each citizen may fill in one number. Save Yourself from the Samurai in the Bayou: Better hope they aren't surfer samurai. Barbie's Goblin Incident: You married a WHAT?! Death-Defying Buddhist Crusader: This is slightly illogical. Michael Jackson's Banana Turbo: No. Just...no. Last edited by guyy; 02-07-2008 at 11:15 PM.

02-08-2008, 05:27 AM	#40
Satan's Onion Swing You Sinners! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 4th Street Posts: 2,666	Dr. Programming Crisis: Quick! The development team for this game couldn't be bothered to finish it! You must help them by finishing it yourself in this action-packed programming adventure! Cantankerous Quantum Tribe: I dunno about it as a video game, but I badly want to see a Doctor Who story built around this idea. Big Bible Voyage: You're only seasick 'cos you skipped church last week and believe in evolution. Satan's Blimp DX: Companion piece to Big Bible Voyage? Remote Worm Championship: Customize your worms and pit them against each other online to see whose is the biggest, baddest, most fearsome worm of them all! We swear you haven't seen this done to death in a million other games, honest. (Also, sexual innunendo? What sexual innuendo? There's no innuendo whatsoever in that premise. Pervert.) Retarded Bowling Prophecy: It's actually just a straight bowling sim, but we added the first and third words to the game's name because they tested well with the thirteen-year-olds we polled while the game was being developed. Legend of the Makeout Conspiracy: A lonely, dirty, arrogant 38-year-old virgin discovers that it's not because he spends as much of his free time as possible completely removed from society save for his occasional online messageboard rants about anime and George Lucas that women can't stand to be near him. Oh no. It's a conspiracy! Vampire Monkey Crime Scene Investigation: Actually, CSI would be a lot more fun to watch this way. Profane Bimbo 2000: Guide a naive young woman into the harsh glare of intense publicity and worldwide celebrity she was in no way psychologically equipped to handle, and then push her along a vicious self-destructive spiral until she's a universally-reviled, burned-out, bitter husk of a human being. Fun for the whole family! __________________ Good evening, ladies. Please enter and be tained . Last edited by Satan's Onion; 02-08-2008 at 05:32 AM.

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