#1211: "But why would you insult a sidewalk?"

[Veho]

Originally Posted by Reaperz-XIII

Last time I insulted a sidewalk I ended up with 4 broken ribs, sprained wrist and a fractured ankle.

No no no, you're thinking "assaulted." That's a whole other kettle of fish.

[Faythoffenrir]

Originally Posted by EvilFuzzy9

Silly Fighter, you can't insult something that doesn't know it's being insulted; you're a prime example of this. Besides, this is all moot. Clearly the Real Light Warriors will come to the rescue (sure they'll get destroyed, but it's the thought that counts, donchah'know).

They were amnesia dusted, remember? They can't remember anything. Unless it was Akbar's discount amnesia powder. In that case the effect will wear off. Or kill them. It's anyone's guess.

[timemonkey]

Originally Posted by Neni

Is there anybody else feeling the trendemous urge to smack Fighter with a very large, hard and heavy object right now? (Except the three other Light Warriors?) ><

Blame Red Mage, he's the one who left Fighter alone and unsupervised.

He's also the one that came up with the plan that turned Sarda into Chaos.

He's also the one that forced himself into the formation of the Light warriors, when they already had four, thus causing the vote that exposed Onion Kid to Black mage's face begining the madness that led to him becoming Sarda in the first place.

Not to mention him usurping White Mage's position on the team which would have likely prevented a large amount of harm and evil the team has caused.

[TARDIS]

Originally Posted by timemonkey

Blame Red Mage, he's the one who left Fighter alone and unsupervised.

He's also the one that came up with the plan that turned Sarda into Chaos.

He's also the one that forced himself into the formation of the Light warriors, when they already had four, thus causing the vote that exposed Onion Kid to Black mage's face begining the madness that led to him becoming Sarda in the first place.

Not to mention him usurping White Mage's position on the team which would have likely prevented a large amount of harm and evil the team has caused.

KILL RED MAGE! HE RUINED THEIR WORLD (Indirectly)!

[Faythoffenrir]

Originally Posted by timemonkey

Blame Red Mage, he's the one who left Fighter alone and unsupervised.

He's also the one that came up with the plan that turned Sarda into Chaos.

He's also the one that forced himself into the formation of the Light warriors, when they already had four, thus causing the vote that exposed Onion Kid to Black mage's face begining the madness that led to him becoming Sarda in the first place.

Not to mention him usurping White Mage's position on the team which would have likely prevented a large amount of harm and evil the team has caused.

You're right! And all this time I blamed Queen Jane. (She could have stopped King Steve from sending them on a mission if she would have had him committed to an asylum).

[Nuklear Waste]

There's something very "Awww"-worthy about the whole down pavement thing.

Originally Posted by timemonkey

Blame Red Mage, he's the one who left Fighter alone and unsupervised.

He's also the one that came up with the plan that turned Sarda into Chaos.

He's also the one that forced himself into the formation of the Light warriors, when they already had four, thus causing the vote that exposed Onion Kid to Black mage's face begining the madness that led to him becoming Sarda in the first place.

Not to mention him usurping White Mage's position on the team which would have likely prevented a large amount of harm and evil the team has caused.

But it was Fighter's idea to become Light Warriors in the first place. So...everything IS Fighter's fault.

EDIT: But then again, Sarda needs to become a powerful wizard and eventually a jackass wizard in order to accidentally send White Mage back in time. So, everything (and the eternal torment and/or unmaking thereof) is Black Mage, Red Mage, Fighter, White Mage, and Sarda's fault. (Brian's view on time travel makes it impossible to pin the blame on one person.) Kinda surprised Thief's not really to blame, in retrospect, (you'd have thunk he'd be responsible for everything) except maybe for voting for Red Mage and getting most of the orbs amongst other smaller stuff.

[Neni]

Originally Posted by timemonkey

Blame Red Mage, he's the one who left Fighter alone and unsupervised.

He's also the one that came up with the plan that turned Sarda into Chaos.

He's also the one that forced himself into the formation of the Light warriors, when they already had four, thus causing the vote that exposed Onion Kid to Black mage's face begining the madness that led to him becoming Sarda in the first place.

Not to mention him usurping White Mage's position on the team which would have likely prevented a large amount of harm and evil the team has caused.

You're right!

There's only one possible explanation for all this madness...

RED MAGE IS REALLY DEBORAH AND DEBORAH IS A WITCH!

BURN DEBORAH, BURN!!><

[Veho]

Originally Posted by Neni

RED MAGE IS REALLY DEBORAH AND DEBORAH IS A WITCH!

(S)he turned me into a newt!

[willo]

Originally Posted by TimeSpaceMage

Trust me kid, they're not all they're cracked up to be.

I thought the put down pavements/payments joke was fantastic, but after reading that sentence I realize that I've never loved anyone fully until I met you.

Thats not weird is it?

[Roxas]

Originally Posted by Deciheximal

We're still talking about the guy who found Swordtown, folded a portable hole in on itself, and willed his swords into chainsaw blades right?

And how much of this occurred prior to the class change?

Originally Posted by Zweibloom

I thought we were supposed to be sympathizing with Black Mage since the very start of the comic. I know that I was.

I always have, but this comic especially.

Originally Posted by Neni

Is there anybody else feeling the trendemous urge to smack Fighter with a very large, hard and heavy object right now? (Except the three other Light Warriors?) ><

I know I am.

Originally Posted by timemonkey

Blame Red Mage, he's the one who left Fighter alone and unsupervised.

He's also the one that came up with the plan that turned Sarda into Chaos.

He's also the one that forced himself into the formation of the Light warriors, when they already had four, thus causing the vote that exposed Onion Kid to Black mage's face begining the madness that led to him becoming Sarda in the first place.

Not to mention him usurping White Mage's position on the team which would have likely prevented a large amount of harm and evil the team has caused.

So wait, doesn't that mean that Red Mage has actually done more evil than Black Mage?