Pokemon Umbral Theatre 8: Introducing the Hexagon Harem

[Menarker]

Pierce better hopes he doesn't come across someone with overpowered dragon moves. Half his pokemons are dragon types.

For that matter, he better hope he doesn't come across a Kingdra. With Tyranitar being rock type and Blaziken being fire type, and said pokemon being dragon type as well, Kingdra would be super effective against every one of his pokemons except Metagross.

[Dracorion]

A) Pierce's got overpowered Dragon moves of his own, and B) Ground is a much more common weakness, don't you think?

[Menarker]

Oh man, your team is so screwed. With all your team being sweeped by a single pokemon and half or more of your team being weak to 2 types if not more. (Fighting is a bitch with it being quad effective against Adamanitar and super effective against Dialga.)

[Dracorion]

A single pokemon?

Dude, it's a Kingdra. I mean, sure, they got a kickass type combination, but their stats ain't that great.

Seriously, put Pierce up against someone with a team full of Kingdra? The other guy'd lose. They may be able to take out, like, half of Pierce's team out, at most.

As for Pierce's team being weak to two types, yeah, so what? He can't get a team that doesn't have weaknesses! So his team is weak to Ground, which is a very common attacking type.

That's why he has PATCA watching his back. So he doesn't need to get a team that doesn't have weaknesses. Admittedly, he doesn't have PATCA watching his back right now.

But the chances of him running into a trainer with a team full of Ground-types or a team full of Kingdra is rather slim.

[Menarker]

Kingdra's stats not good? I think you missed the part where aside from hitpoints and speed, all of Kingdra's stats are 95, just 5 short of basic slayer stats. It's stats may not be "optimized" but total base stat wise, it is one of the strongest non-legendary pokemon.

You only have 3 items, you don't seem to have any pokemons with moves like recover or roost, and you got a common weakness as well as another potent weakness.

You'll REALLY get into trouble after the 2nd or 3rd trainer and your health and supplies run low. Unless of course, you're stealing items for use from certain facilities or so.

[Dracorion]

Oh, well, yeah, the fact that Pierce's not nearly equipped enough for the long run?

That's a given.

Anyway, on another matter, what about the move Metal Burst? How would it work in this system?

Maybe it should take into account the last damage taken by the user last turn?

[Menarker]

Hehe, Charlotte warning Bretton about flirting with jailbait Mio was neat. But one small detail was not mentioned...

If Mio's mother, THE EMPRESS learns that Bretton did such an act, it's probably pretty certain that there wouldn't be any jail-time involved. (And no, I doubt she would let him go.)

[Bard The 5th LW]

She's saving that part on the off-chance that he acts unphased or pretends he knew. Because I honestly doubt Sakuya would accept any justification he offered.

[Menarker]

One thing I'm trying to remember. Did we agree that Pokebrids would be able to carry 6 items in a manner similar to Slayers? I thought we did, but I just want to make sure.

[Dracorion]

Yes, Menarker, we did.

Also, I still can't get over the fact that Bretton knocked up Ricewood.

I mean, seriously, I had Myrie pegged as another bastard child of Burkmont's.