NPF Island IV: Attack of the spam!

[Dragonsbane]

Dragonsbane flipped a few switches, closing his eyes and concentrating. The mech's engines powered up, and soon he was in the air, only a short distance behind Flarecobra's Eva.

Shields activated, and as the transport's weapons refocused on the newcomer, fire lit up the sky. The Anubis's weapons returned fire, dodging the blasts, or absorbing them with its shields.

"Hang on, miss Reality...this is going to be a bit of a bumpy ride." the archmage's eyes flashed, and he grinned with excitement, taking out several weapon emplacements and part of the transport's armor with some well-placed shots.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

The sound of rocketfire and explosions knocked SAAN out of his disco inferno.

"RIGHT! the spammers!"

he turned back to Cheshirethief. "I have to go to try to knock out that main cruiser, but I don't know if I can do it alone. It would help if I had the assistance of one Cheshire Mosquito!"

[CheshireThief]

"Aha! Remembering the old glory of our Calvinball days! In that case..." He turned to Jad. "I have to take some time off now... for it is time for..." He did a cool backflipping pose, hitting the Plot Device while screaming, "THE CHESHIRE MOSQUITO!" At once, he was a slightlyaboveaverage-sized mosquito, hovering around the head of the SAAN.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

"Climb in little buddy!" SAAN exclaimed as he struck a martial arts pose and opened a little gap in his mask. "We've got work to do! SHWA!"

[CheshireThief]

CheshireMosquito flew into the mask and lodged himself right in the top of SAAN's ear, mainly so he could be heard when he talked. "I have a new trick to pass onto the spammers. We like to call it... West Nile Virus! MWAHAHAHA!" To anyone outside the mask, it would have sounded like, "BZZZZ BZZZZZ BZ BZ BZ BZ BZ!"

[slightly aboveaverage man]

SAAN's Slightly above average hearing picked up the message.

"Indeed!" he exclaimed, but stopped to think for a moment. "...you don't have malaria do you?"

shrugging it off he and the CSM leaped out the window and disappeared into the night... dispite the fact that it was day.

The two of them latched on top of DB's mech using CSM's plot device, SAAN tied a ninja rope to his pants and slid upside down to the viewport and knocked on the glass.

"Hey guys, do you think you can get us over to the Flagship of their fleet? And haste is kinda neccessary, the grappling hook and ninja rope are slowly pulling my ninja trousers down."

[Dragonsbane]

"Better yet, I'll get you directly there..." Dragonsbane responded, then muttered something under his breath, words of arcane power. Light flashed, and SAAN and Cheshire Mosquito were suddenly standing on top of the flagship.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

-And traveling at over 2000 miles an hour!

"YARG!" SAAN yelled as he dug his nails into the hull of the ship to prevent him from flying off. "My. Brains. Are going into. My. Feet!" Pulling a couple of plungers from his Slightly Above Average Boxers, SAAN began to slowly pull himself towards an entry hatch.

Climbing in, he opened his mask a bit to allow the Cheshire mosquito out. Mainly because it had started singing "The song that doesn't end."

They then began sneaking along the ceiling, the loud PLOPS of the plungers going unnoticed by the hundreds of Spammers who were too busy screaming random things at the top of their lungs.

"My God!" he whispered to CSM, "They're worse than 3rd graders on crack!"

[reality_deviant]

"Well, I feel remarkably non-useful in this epic battle...anything I can do to help?" RD asked DB after watching everyone in action for a few minutes.

"Hey! I missed a call from CT! Aww, man. I wonder what he wanted."

[Dragonsbane]

Dragonsbane flashed his dazzling grin at her, destroying another weapons emplacement with the cannons, "Well...for starters," he leaned over and kissed her on the cheek, "wish me luck..."

Zooming under the belly of the enormous transport, DB sought out the launching ports for the l33t bombs, destroying them one-by-one as he dodged countering blasts from the enemy ship.