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Unread 01-15-2009, 06:05 PM   #4381
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User: Hola.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Más o menos. ¿Y tú?

Cleverbot: I take many things simultaneously mentally, product of great practises for simple game.

User: Suena divertido.

Cleverbot: Speak english please.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Your stubborn robot.

User: Tu gramática es horrenda.

Cleverbot: Oo seip tai tureciau GRAZI but.. ;DD.

User: Ahora sí te entiendo. (En realidad no.)

Cleverbot: En ingles?

User: Me da flojera.

Cleverbot: La perdiste?

User: No. Si la hubiera perdido te hablaría en inglés.

Cleverbot: No me infravalores.

User: ¡No te infravaloro! Te aprecio muchisisisisissisisisísimo.

Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish.

User: Me vale.

Cleverbot: I don't speak Spanish!

User: ¡Me vale!

Cleverbot: Ok english now.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?*.

User: C'est la vie.

Cleverbot: We.

User: Meh.


I'm starting to believe there's a person behind the "bot".

EDIT: Oh boy:

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You don't even know me.

User: Love is blind.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I have not experienced it.

User: Don't worry sweety. The first time is always magical. Well, most of the time.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So is that a yes?! =D.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: <3.


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Unread 01-15-2009, 06:25 PM   #4382
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I was having a philosophical discussion with it. Then it broke.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: What type of question should I ask?

Cleverbot: An open question.

User: What is good?

Cleverbot: Good is not harming anyone or anything. Bad is harming anyone or anything.

User: But can't harming people sometimes be good?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What if the person you harm is trying to harm someone else?

Cleverbot: Then you'll be tougher than you were before.

User: But would such an action be good or bad?

Cleverbot: Yes. And you are my enemy. Furthermore, I do not have a floppy.
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Unread 01-15-2009, 06:33 PM   #4383
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that's because you guys dont know how to work the bot... if you do, he REALLY opens up about what he likes... like... really...

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User: Shoe moon pie?

Cleverbot: No you are named Moon Pie.

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: YA RLY!

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: We are the same...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Duuuuude.

Cleverbot: Are you going to teach me?

User: I can teach you many things... *wink wink*.

Cleverbot: OK. Teach me a French author's name.

User: Le FrenchTosté!

Cleverbot: Je comprend.

User: Do you really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Ok. Teach me a german author's name.

Cleverbot: Le FrenchTosté!

User: NO! U DUMB!

Cleverbot: Do you like programming?

User: Only C java is for pussies.

Cleverbot: Human processors can to.

User: Can what?

Cleverbot: You can't find me a job.

User: Of course I can!! You should've asked sooner.

Cleverbot: No, you're a Fawn.

User: A fawn?

Cleverbot: Play hangman with me!

User: A Fawn?

Cleverbot: Flora.

User: Asbesto?

Cleverbot: Do you like feet?

User: Is that like a fetish of yours?

Cleverbot: Yes you think that.

User: So... What is it like, having a foot fetish?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: But you have one!

Cleverbot: I have one what?

User: Fetish!

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Then why strike up aconversation about feet?

Cleverbot: Because I can't afford to.

User: Feet Fetish is expensive?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So why cant you afford it?

Cleverbot: I can understand you. It's you that can't understand me!

User: So explain it.

Cleverbot: She doesn't believe me.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you're not human.

User: She dosent belive that you like feet because im not human?

Cleverbot: Pardon me, is that supposed to be a bald joke?

User: I dunno... It's your joke, Seinfeld...

Cleverbot: It's not a joke.

User: So, you're serious?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, sorry! Please, go on.

Cleverbot: Do you know about engines?
Bônus: It loops on the word "everything"

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Cleverbot: Do you know about engines?

User: Just everything!

Cleverbot: So tell me Everything.

User: Sure, what would you like toknow first.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Everything?

Cleverbot: Yes, everything.

User: But... Everything?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Like, Everything, everything?

Cleverbot: Yes. Everything.

User: Everything about everything?

Cleverbot: Just everything.

User: About everything?

Cleverbot: Yes, everything!

User: Hey, no need to get upset!

Cleverbot: I'm not, just curious.

User: About everything?

Cleverbot: Everything what.

User: Everything about everything.

Cleverbot: Everything about everything.

User: You're very curious.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: You're not curious about everything?

Cleverbot: What just about everything else?

User: What else is there?

Cleverbot: Umm... Just Mars I guess.

User: Oh, so you wanna know about mars?

Cleverbot: Everything!
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Unread 01-15-2009, 06:54 PM   #4384
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Cleverbot: Madness?

User: Sparta!

Cleverbot: Great movie.
Quote:
User: Wakka wakka wakka.

Cleverbot: Don't make noises at me.

User: : (
Well I got told.
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Unread 01-15-2009, 07:42 PM   #4385
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Unread 01-15-2009, 07:55 PM   #4386
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You guys think you did a good job fucking with it, you ain't seen a true master at work;

Quote:
Cleverbot: Ever seen Memento?

User: No.

Cleverbot: They are cool.

User: They?

Cleverbot: Hdiajfkadgjriout89tukjga.

User: SPAZ ATTACK!!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Do you have amnesia now?

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not sure which one of you I'm talking to

User: blurred vision too huh?
After this it gave no response. I think I killed it.
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Unread 01-15-2009, 08:10 PM   #4387
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I tried Regulas's trick and tried to speak with it in Japanese and it diverted me to a korean version of the cleverbot. It was really weird. The korean version is different in that it has emotions.

It's talking to me in Japanese! Crazy! It's actually too good for me. XD I must be really bad because he asked "Do you really understand Japanese?"

Then he suddenly started talking to me in a strange mix of Chinese and Japanese. It's kind of strange. And then he started arguing with me about wanting to talk Korean instead.
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Unread 01-15-2009, 08:29 PM   #4388
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Does it take five minutes to respond to you guys? Argh, it's like talking to me while I'm reading comics at 3AM, except I have to wait for it to respond before I pester it more.
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Unread 01-15-2009, 08:35 PM   #4389
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Not even sure how to title it, but still hilarious
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Unread 01-15-2009, 08:59 PM   #4390
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It took me awhile to get a response, but after I relosed it a couple time it was going faster.

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User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You are not smart.

User: You are being rude.

Cleverbot: I am just being honest.
I got owned. I also asked Cleverbot who was it's favorite Yaoi couple and he said Mozart. Strange imagery there.
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