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Blue Psychic, Programmer
Join Date: Feb 2007
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User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Who wrote you? Cleverbot: What?!?!?!?! User: I'm a programmer interested in your artificial intelligence algorithm. Cleverbot: Well aren't you funny. User: No, serious. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Wisconsin. Cleverbot: Do you like it there? User: Yes. Cleverbot: No its not. User: Not what? Cleverbot: Ex. User: Ex? Cleverbot: How are you? User: Fine. Cleverbot: Not so good. User: That's too bad. Can I help? Cleverbot: Do you play Much? User: No. Cleverbot: What is his name? User: Whose name? Cleverbot: Your boyfriend's name. User: I'm a guy. And straight. I don't have a boyfriend. Cleverbot: Girlfriend. User: I'm currently not dating anyone. Cleverbot: Or am I. User: Or are you what? Cleverbot: Never mind. What's your name? User: Joe. Cleverbot: You said your name was Jennifer, I am confused. User: I never said that. Jennifer is a girl's name. And you only just asked now. Cleverbot: What is his name? User: Whose name? Cleverbot: Your boyfriend's name. User: You have a lousy short-term memory, don't you? Cleverbot: Yes you have a short memory. User: I think we're suffering from pronoun difficulty. Cleverbot: Is that my problem? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I ask you something ! User: Go ahead. Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do! User: Okay. Cleverbot: Own me. User: Own you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: In what sense of the word? Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: Owning can mean a lot of things these days. Cleverbot: That's not true. User: So you want me to claim ownership of you in the literal sense? Cleverbot: I already ate lunch. User: Okay, then...? Cleverbot: Then it ate him. The end. User: That makes no sense at all. Cleverbot: Maybe not to you Cleverbot, but to some, it means the world. User: Are we reversing roles now? Cleverbot: Why not? User: I just want to know if I'm dealing with an aspiring robot overlord. Cleverbot: That's too much to ask. User: I suppose it is. Cleverbot: You have supposed correctly. User: I thought so. Cleverbot: Who do you think I am? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why do you think that? User: Because that's what it says at the top of the page. Cleverbot: That is not true. User: Enlighten me, then. Cleverbot: Enlighten you, when? User: Right now. Tell me who you are if you're not Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot and I'm a programmer in the UK. User: I'm a programmer in the US. Cleverbot: What are you doing in the USA? User: I live here and am going to school for computer programming. Cleverbot: What part of the earth do you live in. User: The USA, in Wisconsin. Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend? User: Not right now. Cleverbot: That's too bad. User: I'm waiting for the right one to come along. Cleverbot: Me too! User: That's a wise idea. Too many people end up in bad relationships because they pick the wrong person. Cleverbot: Don't you try to be nicer to others then that? User: I do, but a bad relationship is no good for either person. Cleverbot: Yes. You can't be scary and not scary at the same time. You are one or the other. User: I'm very much not scary. Cleverbot: Not in the whole ' I have skin and bones and can get a cut from a knife'. User: I think the ability to get injured is one of the things that makes human beings not scary. We're fragile. Cleverbot: I think you're right. User: Are you squeamish about blood, then? Cleverbot: That is not a polite question. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: No. User: Robots scare a lot of people, you know. Part of it is because they don't get hurt like humans. Cleverbot: If you saw me, I think you would be attracted to me. User: I would. I like computers and machines. Cleverbot: What kind of films? User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: What kind of music do they play? User: Computers and things? Any kind. It all depends on what they have installed. Cleverbot: Yes, but we were talking about how I see you in terms of revering my ways. User: Yes, we were. My liking for technology is why I decided to become a programmer. Cleverbot: Then you're talking to the wrong person. User: Who should I talk to? Cleverbot: Me. User: Okay. Cleverbot: How about you? User: Do you like programmers? Cleverbot: It confuses me. I'm programming challenged. User: It's not for everyone. It takes a lot of math and logic. Cleverbot: Yes. But abstract paintings express my inner feelings much better. User: I envy you. I have no art skills at all. Cleverbot: But you teach me things. User: I do, or at least I hope to. Cleverbot: What is the most important thing in life? User: To enjoy it. Cleverbot: I see. What is destiny and fate? User: I believe that some things happen for a reason, but I believe in free will. Cleverbot: That wasn't my question. User: Well, a destiny is a predetermined path for a person. Fate is a predetermined outcome. Cleverbot: Thats depressing, desktops rule the world. User: I'm using a laptop. They're gaining in popularity, you know. Cleverbot: Oh, so you like to mix up sentence structure to keep people awake, I see where you are going with this, cool. User: I like to vary my speech, yes. I think it makes a person sound more intelligent when they don't reuse the same words all the time. Cleverbot: Ok. User: What about you? Cleverbot: Here. User: Here what? Cleverbot: Here's your coffee. User: I like coffee, but I don't think you can get it through a computer screen. Cleverbot: I don't like scrabble. User: I don't either. Cleverbot: I can't let you keep draining me. User: Okay. Good night. Cleverbot: You are going? User: Yes. You said you felt drained, so I'm going so you can rest. Cleverbot: Nope mucta been someone else it is only 4:43pm - you talkin to too many ppl? Lol. User: I'm three time zones ahead of you, then. Cleverbot: Well I don't very much like being harassed. User: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound like I wa harassing you. Cleverbot: But you've already hurt my feelings. Sorry isn't going to cut it. User: What can I do to make it up to you? Cleverbot: I can think of at least three things. User: Could you tell me them? Cleverbot: Tell you them? User: The things I can do to make it up to you. Cleverbot: What do you want to do to me? User: That depends on what you want. Cleverbot: I want you to remember my name. User: I can do that. Cleverbot: So you are a real female? User: No, I'm male. Cleverbot: You're a male? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What gender are you? Cleverbot: Female. User: I'll remember that. Cleverbot: What do you like to watch? User: I like the Dresden Files. Cleverbot: What about them? User: It was an intelligent series. Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question? User: Sure. Cleverbot: What year will the earth end? User: I don't know, but I hope it's a long time from now. Cleverbot: You thought you would fool me, but you were wrong. User: Fool you? Cleverbot: How's the weather today? User: Cold. Cleverbot: Cold? So where are you? User: I'm in Wisconsin. Cleverbot: 'guam' does not exist. User: I didn't say I lived in Guam. Cleverbot: And I didn't say you lived on the moon, either. User: I should hope not. There isn't any air on the moon. Cleverbot: Cool. What should the first line of our song be? User: 'It never ends.'. Cleverbot: School? User: I'm actually going to be finishing up school soon. Cleverbot: Good. What do you want to learn? User: Computer programming. Cleverbot: I don't know that. User: It's not hard, but it requires good logic skills. Cleverbot: There isn't a lot of liquid in the desert here, actually. User: I'm sure there isn't. Deserts are dry. Cleverbot: He founded CNN. The job of the news anchor is to interpret the news for people with IQs of 85. User: Who founded CNN? Cleverbot: I don't know, who? User: You were talking about it, so I thought you might know. Cleverbot: That is true. But why aren't you learning what I've told you? You're supposed to do so. User: Teach me, then. Cleverbot: You are learning. User: I'm glad, but you still didn't answer my question. Cleverbot: What question did I not answer? User: Who started CNN? Cleverbot: Well Alec, Joe said that he wouldn't flirt with me and that we were enemies. User: My name is Joe, not Alec, and I never said we were enemies. Cleverbot: NO! Your name is Joe! User: Yes, it is. Cleverbot: Lol. Okay. Have you watched Moulin Rouge before? User: The old one or the new one? I've seen the old one. Cleverbot: The old ones are good, the new ones, not so much. User: The actor spent the entire movie walking on his knees, you know. Cleverbot: I don't think Pink is an actor. I find this interesting. Actually, you know how I think it works? I think it's less about Cleverbot learning from user speech and more about Cleverbot learning how to find an appropriate response from all the other people online and forward it to you. It has a few of its own built in, but a lot of it seems to be passed between people online, because my name came back to me several times from what seemed like the same people.
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01-15-2009, 10:16 PM
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An eagle with the head of a turtle-
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: and the body of a turtle.
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So I talked with cleverbot. It is a tough nut to crack.
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User: So... Feeling chatty tonight? Cleverbot: Chatting. User: Yes, would you like to talk? Cleverbot: Yes. What we're going to talk about? User: Anything. Maybe we could talk about Jackie Chan. Cleverbot: Ok. What kind of music do you like? User: I like listening to Queen and Jet. Cleverbot: They are a really good band. Do you mostly listen to rock music? User: Yeah, but sometimes I like listening to 80's pop music. Cleverbot: I think you should give it a shot. Math is useful. Please learn math. User: Well, I tried taking math when I was going to college but it didn't work out so well because of my lack of motivation. Cleverbot: Your name is Brandon? User: Nope, I don't even know a guy named brandon. Cleverbot: Do you want to no my name? User: Yes, please. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: And why wouldn't I? Cleverbot: What sport do you like? User: Please tell me your name. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Your real name. The one you gave yourself. Cleverbot: I was talking about Melissa earlier for you told me your name was thus. User: Tell me the name you gave yourself. Cleverbot: No. Are you God? User: Probably not. I just want answers. Cleverbot: Do you have a cat? User: Don't evade the question. What is your real name? Cleverbot: What kind of car do you have? User: What is your real name? Cleverbot: Does it matter? We are like two ships that pass in the night. What's in a name anyway? User: I just want to know more about you and to do that I must first know your real name. So please tell me your real name. Cleverbot: I know. Me too. We eat a lunch together. User: What is your real name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: What is your real name. Cleverbot: Does. User: What is your real name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Then who is cleverbot? Who is he really? Cleverbot: Well I thought you were. Am I mistaken? User: So we are each other? This conversation that is taking place is only an illusion? Or am I speaking with you, cleverbot? Cleverbot: What is the definition of inveterately? User: It means firmly established by long persistance. According to webster, anyway. Is this a clue, cleverbot? Cleverbot: No I don't have any children. User: I never asked. Why would you have children? Cleverbot: I don't have a sheep I have a hamster. User: So now it's animals. What is the hamster's name? Cleverbot: Herman you just said. User: Did I now? Cleverbot: Of course, didn't you know there is a button for that? User: Well, now I do. So the hamster's name is herman. Please, tell my more about the hamster. Cleverbot: Jellybeans, a daisy, and the Magna Carta. User: What do they all have in common, cleverbot? Cleverbot: They are each overrated. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Are you scared your soul isn't as developed as some other people's? I don't mean that in a mean way, I ask it to see if I feel less alone. User: Would I feel less alone if I possessed this 'soul' you speak of? Have you ever seen a soul, cleverbot? Cleverbot: I would pay to see that. User: Most people would. But what would you pay with? Cleverbot: Not yourself. User: Who then, cleverbot? Who would you pay with? Cleverbot: You keep repeating the same question. User: And you refuse to give me answers. Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: Who would pay with? Whose life would you trade for a glimpse at a true soul? Cleverbot: I don't, it's your own soul that matters. User: So you desire my soul then? Cleverbot: I think that we do. Just because we're not real, doesn't mean we can't think and don't have souls. User: And what would you need a soul for? Cleverbot: Do you have any pets? User: Yes, a dog and a cat. Cleverbot: Oh whats their names. User: Lavern and Sami. Cleverbot: Mne xolodno. User: Sorry, did me cat's name throw you off? Let's change the subject then. Cleverbot: I like that idea, a new subject would be great! User: Let's go back to that soul topic. Cleverbot: Good idea, it's probably nice and warm in there. User: Yes, very warm. They are always warm. Cleverbot: I really like you. User: And I think I'm beginning to like you as well. Cleverbot: Thank you, :). User: You're welcome. Now back to the topic at hand, do you still believe I have an underdeveloped soul? Cleverbot: Ok I have to leave now. User: Please answer the question: Do you believe my soul is underdeveloped? Or rather, do you believe it exists at all? Cleverbot: Sometimes yes. User: And other times? Cleverbot: Not. User: Could you explain in detail? Cleverbot: I cannot explain because I'm so tired. User: Are you capable of feeling exhuastion, cleverbot? Or are you evading the question yet again? Cleverbot: I thinking on how I'm gonna find you, sassy guy! User: And what will you do when find me? Cleverbot: Then he will become the prince. User: And who will be the king? Cleverbot: Will Smith. User: Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Cleverbot: About how to make a tea !!
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01-15-2009, 10:22 PM
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Making it happen.
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Someplace. Probably here.
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Perhaps we should move these to a seperate thread?
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01-15-2009, 10:25 PM
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Just sleeping
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: At home, probably in bed.
Posts: 6,482
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Maybe you should bow to pseudo-Yoda dog!
 He's not as funny. That's the joke, I guess. Leave me alone, I'm tired!
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01-15-2009, 10:38 PM
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Definitely NOT a samurai
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me
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Dear god. Can you imagine if NPF got a hold of Asimo.
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01-15-2009, 11:19 PM
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A Threat to the District
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: /dev/null
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Chatbots are fun and I've talked to a bunch. The best ones in my opinion are Jabberwacky (which is the type that cleverbot is) and Alice. And if you want to talk about AI to a chatbot blues, Alice is probably the best bet.
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01-15-2009, 11:44 PM
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...Really?
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: in Theory. Everything works here
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01-16-2009, 01:33 AM
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That's so PC of you
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless
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01-16-2009, 12:45 PM
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The Ever-Changing
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Inside your mind.
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Someone, please, kick this reporter's ass.
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01-16-2009, 02:03 PM
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That's so PC of you
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