Ask Black Mage

[Drake the Dark]

Yo, BM, got some more questions for ya.

1) I've recently run into a problem I can't seem to handle by myself. You see, I post on other boards, and I have this problem of incredibly stupid people following me around wherever I go. They aren't necessarily the same people, but there's always at least SOMEONE who has the intellect of a two year old and the spelling abilities of a fetus. I've shot them, stabbed them, blown them up, set them on fire, unleashed powerful summons upon them, and nothing seems to work! Can you help me?

2) What are your thoughts on the annoying electric rodent known as 'Pikachu' from Pokemon, and how painfully would you kill it?

3) What are your thoughts on firearms and explosives?

[#The fREaK!]

How do I make pie evil?

[Domon]

Dear BM:

Just cause you are from a FF game does that mean you Play FF games?

[reality_deviant]

Dear Black Mage,

1)What is it about evil that brings you so much joy? Is it the freedom from responsibility, the opportunity to flaunt your power?

2)Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[Dragonsbane]

Originally posted by Black Mage.
You're probably not a black mage yourself

I typed that BEFORE I leveled up! Now that I am more powerful, I see that you are correct about the lack of a mind-control spell..........a pity, there were MANY people I wanted to use it on.....

As for the goth kids, how am I supposed to stand them long enough to make them into an army? And how can I even motivate them to fight, since all they ever do is whine about their miserable, worthless lives?

[PsyBlade]

Dear Black Mage,
I am planning on making an evil avatar of myself
I am wondering what I should give my avatar in terms of abilities, weaknesses, strengths, and restrictions
I am trying to be a neutral being and since I already have many goody-two-shoe avatars of myself, I need it to be really evil
On a final note, I want a defense orientation
Offense tends to make me lose avatars, and I am lessened by the loss of any piece of me, and avatars ARE pieces of me

[videogamerz2000]

Dear Mage of Dark Inscriptions,

Although I found offense to your last reply, I guess I was wasting your time. Anywasy, down to the meat and cheese...

1) By eating evil pecan pie, and your a super light-warrior, would you become a neutral warrior?
2) If you Hadokened Fighter back to the prehisortic, would mankind be saved or doomed, to do his actions in the prehistoric?
3) Are my questions meaningful of not, and is evil the real answer?

[Dragonsbane]

An additional question, Lord Black Mage..........is it just me, or does Reality Deviant seem to be attracted to you?

Dear Black Mage,
After watching the user of this account log in, we learned his password and we now control his account. Of course, it's highly likely that he'll change his password after this, but hey.

Mortal, why do you continue to try and do evil, as you are a puny, comptemptible human?
Also, human, if you plan on transcending your mortal bonds, how do you plan to do so? We're sure you don't have much of a chance of ruling hell again, so what's your plan?
What is the limit to A) your current powers of Black Magic and B) your physical bodies ability to cast Black Magic? We are merely curious, as you are a most interesting case of combined Sadism and Bad Temper, so we wonder how much of your full potential you have reached.
Also, we have an incredibly simple concept to get rid of that annoying (and dangerous to our invasion) Fighter! You see, the first step is to go to a bonfire (or start one of your own; it doesn't matter), then tell him there's a horde of invisible spiders in all directions except straight into the bonfire.

Hey, no one said aliens weren't evil too,
The Swarm

[Xellos]

Originally Posted by Zoamelgustar

have you ever tried a dragon slave? I mean it must get old just Hadokenning everything. Don't you need a little variety?

Originally Posted by BlackMage

A24: Hadoken isn't that fun to begin with, it's use feels pretty good though. I generally just use it for big monsters........and bees(hey their stingers are annoying). For innocent townsfolk I use a variety of things. My favorites are things like slowly casting Fire-1 on someone over and over to slowly dissolve them while they scream for mercy, slicing people's faces off, and that acid fusion zombifying trick. The problem with those is that you can only kill 1 person at a time with them. Other stuff such as casting Water-3 Of the coast of a small island with tourists on it cn also be fun

But the Dragon slave was made by a demon lord, and can kill most demons easily. (Sorry, I just like the spell.......)

Originally Posted by Dragonsbane

An additional question, Lord Black Mage..........is it just me, or does Reality Deviant seem to be attracted to you?

Hey, yeah! And she is a red head too. Didn't you say that you like red heads?

Well, now that I've commented on a few things, I guess its only fair that I ask a question.................

What is the first thing you would do if you took over hell?