Your neighbor is a terrorist! - Page 5

BitVyper · 03-12-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Yeah the problem is if they raid me house, there is enough copies of radical jourals and revolutionary texts to get me put away for a long long time. Or at least blacklisted.

I'm liking this plan better with every post.

This all kind of reminds me of Hideo Kojima's Snatcher, with the modern-day witch hunts.

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-12-2010, 12:28 PM

I'd get minimum security probably so I'd still be able to harass you guys.
People in my office reckon it's a good plan.

Loyal · 03-12-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Green Spanner

I once saw a similar poster by the police.

It consisted of a pair of sinister eyes, and basically said "We're watching you".

The popping machines at the theatre where I used to work were made by "Big Eye", with the simple yet effective slogan of "Big Eye is watching your popper performance." I kid you not.

Then someone decided to scribble Big Eye all over the place, making it something of a patron saint/in-joke of the theatre. Did not help.

Wigmund · 03-12-2010, 06:48 PM

Someone in Britain needs to make parodies of these ads warning people that their neighbors might be any number of ethic/national stereotypes and get it broadcast on the internet and their local radio stations.

Krylo · 03-12-2010, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Yeah the problem is if they raid me house, there is enough copies of radical jourals and revolutionary texts to get me put away for a long long time. Or at least blacklisted.

Like I said, nothing could possibly go wro...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

I'd get minimum security probably so I'd still be able to harass you guys.

Oh, son of a bitch.

BitVyper · 03-12-2010, 08:19 PM

Wait, didn't Christ say "love thy neighbour?" Is The Saviour a terrorist?

Marc v4.0 · 03-12-2010, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BitVyper

Wait, didn't Christ say "love thy neighbour?" Is The Saviour a terrorist?

And a communist.

I also hear he might not have been white skinned! Can you imagine!

bluestarultor · 03-12-2010, 08:55 PM

Someone needs to take this to the next logical step and warn people about the dangers of terrorism that might be present in their family. Like how teenagers are all angry and hole up in their rooms and how that's suspicious, or how your grandparents might have war experience and could turn assassin. Or how your mild-mannered parents might be just a little TOO mild-mannered to compensate for the fact that they're really just playing a tape when you think they're having sex to mask them drawing up plans to bomb Parliament.

Geminex · 03-12-2010, 09:15 PM

And not to mention your pets. We must be on the lookout for vicious Muslim budgies!
And dogs? Don't they just seem a little too friendly? They're up to something, I guarantee it.

Aerozord · 03-12-2010, 09:22 PM

Do not worry, long as we have our duct tape we are safe from the terrorists that lurk in every shadow. But just to be safe I think we should include manditory flag saluting for every citizen

03-12-2010, 06:48 PM	#44
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Someone in Britain needs to make parodies of these ads warning people that their neighbors might be any number of ethic/national stereotypes and get it broadcast on the internet and their local radio stations. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

03-12-2010, 08:19 PM	#46
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	Wait, didn't Christ say "love thy neighbour?" Is The Saviour a terrorist? __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

03-12-2010, 09:22 PM	#50
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Do not worry, long as we have our duct tape we are safe from the terrorists that lurk in every shadow. But just to be safe I think we should include manditory flag saluting for every citizen __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

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03-12-2010, 12:28 PM	#42
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	I'd get minimum security probably so I'd still be able to harass you guys. People in my office reckon it's a good plan.

03-12-2010, 09:15 PM	#49
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	And not to mention your pets. We must be on the lookout for vicious Muslim budgies! And dogs? Don't they just seem a little too friendly? They're up to something, I guarantee it.