See you on the beach! NPF RP Interest Thread!

[Inbred Chocobo]

Name: RAAAUUGGH!

Concept: A misplaced Ork from the Warhammer 40k universe

Description: RAAAUUGGH! is a standard ork that was apart of a WAAAGH! (Which is a giant mesh of ork raiding parties that managed to put aside murdering everyone murdering each other to go murder something else) and jumped into a drop pod, which then immediately got thrown into the warp, and then ended up crash landing into the ocean. RAAAUUGGH! otherwise was a standard ork boyz, with a simple shoota and choppa to shoot and chop things until he either died or ran out of things to shoot and chop.

Appearance: Giant muscly green skin, the Ork race is actually a hybrid Flesh/Fungi race. He stands roughly 9 feet tall and muscled as all hell. He has boots made of a foreign leather, along with pants. His shirt, which is a grey color, looks roughly 4 sizes too small for him. On his sides he has a leather belt, alng with loops in which to hang his slugga (Which is really a few pieces of metal duct taped together around a piece of wood) and his choppa (a crude axe that is obviously blunt but for some reason cuts through just about anything).

Personality: RAAAUUGGH! is considered a sensitive type among the orks. Which really means that sometimes before he hacks something to death with his choppa he may sometimes will stop and listen to it.

Abilities:
Ork strength: Orks were bred for battle, so RAAAUUGH! has a lot of strength, and hits things really hard.

Ork sturdiness: There are redundant organs and a regenerative aspect that all orks have, making it really hard to put him down. In fact, if you cut off his head, all you have to do is sew it back on and he is good as new.

Ork Teknology: Ork technology functions because the Ork thinks that how it works. This is something every ork has, and so if one ork hands another a few pieces of metal duct taped together around a stick, and tells him its a gun, then that thing is a gun and hurts. This has very odd implications as if you give RAAAUUGGH! This knowledge is just genetically in them, and is never taught, so RAAAUUGGH! just knows how to operate a lot of machinery but couldn't teach a soul.

Ork Fighting spirit: An ork always wants to fight. In fact, that is probably how he communicates with other orks when he isn't talking. In fact, he probably will always be fighting something, and if he isn't fighting something, then he is thinking about fighting something. Orks also grow stronger and bigger the more they fight, so RAAAUUGGH! will always grow bigger as he fights more.

Ork Accuracy: Orks are hilariously bad at hitting things when shooting at stuff. In fact, the only way they kill something by shooting at something is by simply shooting so many bullets that eventually one hits. This means that even though his slugga is classified as a pistol, it is actually a rapid firing weapon.

Equipment: A Slugga and a Choppa (Slugga is a pistol that blows holes through steel plating and has horrible accuracy and a choppa is something he chops things up with.)

[Arhra]

Inbred: Given how currency has already come up, I hope that fellow doesn't going around trying to use teef!

On the bright side, human teeth are much smaller than ork teeth, so they're not worth very much.

[Overcast]

On the other hand unlike Ork teef human teeth don't decay after they fall out of the mouth. Only while in the mouth.

[PyrosNine]

I'll admit that one reason why i haven't posted yet is the thought of boil pus being held under my nose is too gross for me to pick any response except murder, I was weighing my options. Just get Senna some juice, and maybe I dunno a health potion or something, and she will rise!

[Overcast]

BAH! Little pus never killed anyone.

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Overcast

BAH! Little pus never killed anyone.

But it's GROOOOOSSSSSSssssss!

[Overcast]

Al is gross. This is a thing he is. The redshirt has the right idea in not shaking his hand.

[Inbred Chocobo]

And now for an impression of the beaches of Normandy.

[Overcast]

If Al knew anything about Orks right now he would roll intimidate in order to let the big guy know who the Big Boss is here.

As he knows nothing about Orks, he will instead very likely try to kill him. But that will be tomarrow, for now I sleep.

[Arhra]

I make no promises regarding how well entrenched the enemy troops are.