Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT! - Page 5

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 01:46 PM

*Dragonsbane points out that Bob is uglier, and TB is stupid for trying to unplug a laptop with a wireless internet connection*

Dragonsbane: *high 5's Newb*

Dragonsbane: *casts Tolodine's Killing Wind on the n00b army, slaying all that remain in a horrible mist of acidic death*

Bob The Mercenary · 12-08-2004, 02:32 PM

*Bob makes Dragonsbane aware that his mom is ugly*

The l33t n00bz0r lies on the ground, gasping for air, but then it morphs into its final form...
The /\/00131/\/470r

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 02:41 PM

*Dragonsbane replies that his mother is DEAD, you bastard*

Dragonsbane: *watches the /\/00131/\/470r, to guage its abilities*

Toastburner B · 12-08-2004, 02:47 PM

*Toastburner B has signed on*

Toastburner B: Okay...my attempt at getting out of the chat room failed miserably...I can accept that.

Toastburner B: *Looks at the /\/00131/\/470r*

Toastburner B: Should I be concerned that I have no idea what a /\/470r is?

Bob The Mercenary · 12-08-2004, 02:53 PM

Bob whispers to Toastburner. "It's called the noobinator, you non-l33t phr34k."

*The /\/00131/\/470r steps on Dragonsbane's mom*

Toastburner B · 12-08-2004, 03:01 PM

Toastburner B: You seem awfully fixated on DB's mom...

Toastburner B: 0_0 !!!

Toastburner B: You're Dragonsbane father, aren't you?! Except obviously you two seperated when DB was but a young elf of 35 or whatever is considered young for elves, so he doesn't remember you. That would also explain why you insisit on calling DB's mom ugly and why you also insist on stepping on her corpse.

Toastburner B:...

Toastburner B: The only flaw in my theory is that DB is an elf, and not a half elf. Now, while any rational person would see this as a fatal flaw, I see it as a minor set back...unless....BOB IS REALLY AN ELF IN disguse(sp)! You where kicked out of proper elven society, and had to live among humans, so you cut off the pointy ends of your ears!

Toastburner B: Deny it! If you can!

Toastburner B: *goes back and reads his theory.*

Toastburner B: And for the love of pete, I really hope you can....

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 03:51 PM

DADDY!!! *glomps Bob*

Terex4 · 12-08-2004, 03:57 PM

DruidoftheDead: No not leet!!!!
DruidoftheDead: *falls to his knees under the weight of the horrible leet speak*
DruidoftheDead: I....must.....destroy leet......before it takes over our language.....

Dragonsbane · 12-08-2004, 04:01 PM

*casts Shocking Grasp, zapping Bob, then teleports away...chuckling* actually, TB, there is a flaw in your theory...my parents have been gone for longer than either of you have been alive. Besides, the ears of a true elf are bigger.

Toastburner B · 12-08-2004, 04:18 PM

Toastburner B: Oh well...my bad.

*Toastburner inflicts upon Dragonsbane the status of CT*

Toastburner B: You may be wondering why I gave you the status of Chesire Thief. Well according to research, if you are CT, you-

*Dragonsbane logged out ::insert technical stuff here::*

Toastburner B: Log out at random intervals.

12-08-2004, 02:32 PM	#42
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob makes Dragonsbane aware that his mom is ugly The l33t n00bz0r lies on the ground, gasping for air, but then it morphs into its final form... The /\/00131/\/470r __________________ Bob Dole

12-08-2004, 02:47 PM	#44
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B has signed on Toastburner B: Okay...my attempt at getting out of the chat room failed miserably...I can accept that. Toastburner B: Looks at the /\/00131/\/470r Toastburner B: Should I be concerned that I have no idea what a /\/470r is? __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-08-2004, 02:53 PM	#45
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob whispers to Toastburner. "It's called the noobinator, you non-l33t phr34k." The /\/00131/\/470r steps on Dragonsbane's mom __________________ Bob Dole

12-08-2004, 03:01 PM	#46
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: You seem awfully fixated on DB's mom... Toastburner B: 0_0 !!! Toastburner B: You're Dragonsbane father, aren't you?! Except obviously you two seperated when DB was but a young elf of 35 or whatever is considered young for elves, so he doesn't remember you. That would also explain why you insisit on calling DB's mom ugly and why you also insist on stepping on her corpse. Toastburner B:... Toastburner B: The only flaw in my theory is that DB is an elf, and not a half elf. Now, while any rational person would see this as a fatal flaw, I see it as a minor set back...unless....BOB IS REALLY AN ELF IN disguse(sp)! You where kicked out of proper elven society, and had to live among humans, so you cut off the pointy ends of your ears! Toastburner B: Deny it! If you can! Toastburner B: goes back and reads his theory. Toastburner B: And for the love of pete, I really hope you can.... __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

12-08-2004, 04:18 PM	#50
Toastburner B Toasty has left the building Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Hiding...because I don't want to die. Posts: 3,936	Toastburner B: Oh well...my bad. Toastburner inflicts upon Dragonsbane the status of CT Toastburner B: You may be wondering why I gave you the status of Chesire Thief. Well according to research, if you are CT, you- Dragonsbane logged out ::insert technical stuff here:: Toastburner B: Log out at random intervals. __________________ I came, I saw, I got team-killed. A lot.

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