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[BlackMageGirl!]

Posting as promised. This is how I act when I don't get enough sleep.

PixiStik01: I'm saddened I didn't save it.
Sasami Android: Yeah, I threated Krylo with the chair.
Darthlord Ragnos: Steal or wodden? Cause that makes a big difference
Sasami Android: Hmm....blunt is all I remember.
Sasami Android: That, and it would've hurt. That I remember very well.
Kuroude7: Hey, you still have his .44, don't you...?
Sasami Android: That I do.
Kuroude7: Yikes...SA with a .44...scary!
Darthlord Ragnos: A nuetron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He takes out his wallet and the bartender stops him saying, "That's ok. There is no charge for you."
Sasami Android: ....suddenly I'm tempted to use it.
PixiStik01: I gave him another one.
PixiStik01: e.e'
PixiStik01: He was sad. I felt bad.
PixiStik01: =p
Sasami Android: And you did that on purpose Sith -_-
Darthlord Ragnos: You can't kill me. You already killed me once today.
Sasami Android: Doesn't mean I can't do it again.
Darthlord Ragnos: It does if I havent come back to life yet
Kuroude7: I can fix that...
Sasami Android: Well, I'll just erase your spirit from the realm.
Darthlord Ragnos: Not really cause I have no body.
Kuroude7: Yay for Godmodding! -_-
Darthlord Ragnos: And that won't work either
Darthlord Ragnos: Seeing as I don't believe in one.
PixiStik01: ..>>..<<..
Sasami Android: Because J00 R 2 1337 LOL WTF? -_-
PixiStik01: lol.
PixiStik01: I love you, SA.
Kuroude7: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!!! *dies*
Sasami Android: Yeah, I love me too.

[Terex4]

spark0138: The chat's dead but it's still moving.
DruidofUndeath: Living dead chat
spark0138: That should be a title for a homemade movie. Sorta.
DruidofUndeath: How would that work?.........
DruidofUndeath: Have a bunch of zombies typing?
spark0138: That's up to the junkies who make the movie.
spark0138: For all I know it could be zombies just moaning. Back and forth.
spark0138: Wait...I'm thinking of a zombie porno.
DruidofUndeath: Um.....
DruidofUndeath: That would be........interesting......
spark0138: Ughh.
spark0138: I'm thinking about how disturbing yet arousing that would be.
DruidofUndeath: Arousing if you don't mind body parts falling off in the middle
spark0138: Oh, you'd be surprised on what I don't mind.
DruidofUndeath: So it seems you have a macabre side
DruidofUndeath: I'm liking this
spark0138: You never noticed?
DruidofUndeath: Not really
spark0138: :p
Zweihander13: ....aaaaaaand it devolves into necrophilia while I'm gone. Nice.
spark0138: What's wrong with a little zombie on zombie action, eh?
DruidofUndeath: Devolves?
spark0138: T'aint nothing wrong with seein a naked necromanized woman.
Zweihander13: ...
Zweihander13: /me crawls into a convenient pocket dimension
Zweihander13: /me SEALING the hole.
DruidofUndeath: Full of zombies
spark0138: Heh.
Zweihander13: FOK D:
spark0138: I hope you like zombies feeling you up there, buddy. :p
DruidofUndeath: Just make sure you don't wind up with a finger stuck somewhere
spark0138: Or something else stuck somewhere.
DruidofUndeath: On the plus side, zombies never tire
spark0138: Or the negative side, depending if you're the giver or taker.
Zweihander13: ....aaaGHHHGHGHG
Zweihander13: There are things in places I didn't know I had!
Zweihander13: ERGHAWR....wqrq....
DruidofUndeath: lol
Zweihander13: ...
spark0138: lol
Zweihander13: ....ooohhh.....
DruidofUndeath: If there's anything necromantic creatures are good at, its anatomy
Zweihander13: ... a little to the left...
Zweihander13: ah, that's the spot....
spark0138: Yeah. They can find the point that can please you in the pancreas. And I don't think there's supposed to be one.
DruidofUndeath: lol
DruidofUndeath: THAT is going in my sig
spark0138: heh.
spark0138: Hmm..I wonder if Zwei is still alive..
Zweihander13: /me Zombie!Zwei appears from the portal
Zweihander13: Yo
DruidofUndeath: Yo
Zweihander13: /me sips Pepsi, the official drink of the undead horde
Zweihander13: What, do I smell?
Zweihander13: Wait... I do smell!
DruidofUndeath: Damn straight Pepsi is the official drink of the undead horde
spark0138: Yo
Zweihander13: Aaarrghhhghhh....
Zweihander13: I mean, uh, hi.
Zweihander13: /me coughs
spark0138: And a arrgarggh to you too, sir.
Zweihander13: ...."My cat eats the yellow tree?"
Zweihander13: You need to brush up on your undeadese
Zweihander13: Here, I'll help you... *lunges at Mirror's flesh*
spark0138: *dodges*
spark0138: My Zombie lingo is fine, thank you.
spark0138: Sorta.
Zweihander13: <Says you, human.>
spark0138: <Urr...blargh and argh!>
Zweihander13: ... the fuck?
Zweihander13: You know, just because our language is different than yours, doesn't mean you have to make fun of us.
spark0138: I didn't.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Krylo Killian: Because you people have proven yourselves to be decent members of the community
Sasami Android: Good to know my hard work paid off.
Krylo Killian: You mean you MIND CONTROL!
Krylo Killian: your*
Krylo Killian: damn.
Sasami Android: Um, sure...whatever you wish to believe is not my concern.
Krylo Killian: Now you're making me typo.
Sasami Android: Wow, I have power to do that?
Krylo Killian: Apparently.
Krylo Killian: I'd never make a mistake on my own.
Sasami Android: so, people have to help you to make a mistake? Heh.
Krylo Killian: Sometimes I stub my toe and stop and shout, "DAMN YOU BLACK MAGE GIRL!"
Sasami Android: *laughs*
Krylo Killian: Because, OBVIOUSLY, you must be interceding because I am completely NOT clumsy or flawed in any way.
Sasami Android: Right, gotcha.

[Cloud Strife]

'Help! I'm Lost in Time!' is Lost In Time, formerly Alien_4_Life. The other is me, obviously.

Traveller says: Meh...this went silent.
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: Yes, It has
Traveller says: I found you! HA!
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: I've been found
Traveller says: And now you'll be caught! An alien can't get away from me!
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: Noooo!
Traveller says: *chases after you with a net*
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: «I runs as fast has is legs can take him»
Traveller says: *swings his net to try to catch him*
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: «I jumps over then net and then ducks, but then unfortunatly trips over his own feet»
Traveller says: Ah-HA! *swings net down*
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: «I trapt, struggles, and attemps to knaw at the net»
Traveller says: *wraps the net, puts him in a cage* Gotcha now, bugger!
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: «I whimpers»
Traveller says: *goes off, forgetting to lock the cage, to call the press*
Help! I'm Lost in Time!! says: «I rocks the cage, trying to tip it over (can't climb, and the door is on top) and finally does, and runs into a dark area»
Traveller says: *comes back, notices cage* Aw, man...! He got away.

[Dragonsbane]

An amusing convo about ultimate power, and whether or not a god that couldn't access magic could defeat Krylo with his gun.

Krylo Killian: With their mortal abilities... making them just as easy to stop as say... Maxis... with my gun.
PixiStik01: :kills all three of you:
PixiStik01: Whew, thats better.
Archmage DB: *kills all others*
Archmage DB: *then absorbs them into his dark and tentacled being*
PixiStik01: .... You're dead.
Maxis2K: note Pixi: I'm not even in their discussion -_-
Archmage DB: ...undead.
Krylo Killian: A God without their divine powers is just another mortal person :P
Krylo Killian: And undead are just... dead.
PixiStik01: So? I can kill you anyway.
PixiStik01: You tickled me.
Archmage DB: Nuh-uh, they're exceptionally powerful mortal people, also generally brilliant...they had to become gods on their own, much of the time.
Krylo Killian: Right... but let's put it this way...
Krylo Killian: A level 100 fighter is still human.
Krylo Killian: They can't dodge a bullet without their magic.
Krylo Killian: Magic equipment, that is.
Krylo Killian: They just die.
Krylo Killian: They can't survive a hollow point round to the head.
Maxis2K: eh, fairenough
Maxis2K: ::with last ounce of strength, takes a last breath and then raises arm to poke Pixi in the side::
Archmage DB: Wrong.
Krylo Killian: ...unless a god was a saiyan.
Archmage DB: Krylo...guns aren't omnipotent.
Krylo Killian: They are against flesh.
Archmage DB: Nope.
Krylo Killian: ...DB.
Krylo Killian: The destruction trail
Krylo Killian: through someone's body
Archmage DB: Allow me to demonstrate...
Krylo Killian: from a hollow point fired from a .44 magnum
Krylo Killian: would REMOVE THEIR HEAD
Archmage DB: Assume for a moment that I have godlike intellect.
Archmage DB: Fire upon me with that weapon, please.
Krylo Killian: *fires*
Archmage DB: *already having predicted where he will fire, he is gone before the bullet leaves the gun, behind Krylo, and breaking his neck*
Krylo Killian: DB, you're forgetting something
Krylo Killian: Mortals aren't that fast.
Krylo Killian: Or that strong
Archmage DB: Incorrect.
Krylo Killian: that's their divinity that powers their physical abilities.
Krylo Killian: And their magical equipment
Krylo Killian: You can't have a D&D character with a natural 200 dex.
Archmage DB: Again, incorrect...I've seen people move that fast, and are you saying you can't break someone's neck?
Krylo Killian: I can break someone's neck, but I can't dodge a bullet, get behind them before they can fire three more times, and then break their neck.
Archmage DB: Not dodge, anticipate the bullet.
Krylo Killian: It's the same thing, really.
PixiStik01: :pokes you both:
Archmage DB: KNOW where they will fire before they do, and they cannot hit you...unless you screw up.
Krylo Killian: All the anticipation in the world doesn't help them if they aren't out of the way WELL before you pull the trigger
Krylo Killian: You know where I'll fire, but then I see you moving, so I fire there instead...
Krylo Killian: You knew I would do that, so you try to move somewhere else, but I see that
Archmage DB: and a wound that doesn't kill someone instantly, or drop them at least, won't help you much if they're strong enough to kill you up close, and fast enough to get there.
Krylo Killian: It winds up in a mexican stand off
Archmage DB: See, a god would be faster than you even without its magic.
Archmage DB: and assuming the godlike intellect, it can outthink you.
PixiStik01: :shivers:
Krylo Killian: But they wouldn't be faster than an ak-47.
Krylo Killian: And that's what they need to do
Archmage DB: And all the weapons in the world won't stop a mind like that.
Krylo Killian: Yes, they can predict my movements, but I can see theirs.
Krylo Killian: Yes, yes they would.
Krylo Killian: *sigh*
Archmage DB: Facing a foe who can outmaneuver you like that isn't just about SEEIng their moves.
Krylo Killian: There are some situations that there is NOT an escape from.
Archmage DB: You can see things, but not react in time.
Krylo Killian: DB... a good machine gun can unload an entire clip of 30 bullets in under a minute.
Krylo Killian: I have to move my arm a fraction of an inch for every 2-3 feet they move.
Archmage DB: *sigh* There ARE a ton of variables here, true. Nonetheless, wouldn't a genius god already have a hired thug sitting in a tree behind you with a sniper rifle?
Krylo Killian: At best a God will know they're screwed if they make a move and it will end up as a mexican stand off where neither side can attack the other due to any aggressive action being made leading to the death of the other.
Archmage DB: You die before you pull the trigger, and it doesn't matter how great your gun is.
Maxis2K: ::yawn::
Krylo Killian: Well, a god would also know that they could very well be screwed even with the gunman.
Krylo Killian: If they were anywhere in the vicinity
Krylo Killian: Because if I'm aiming at them, death can, and does, cause hand spasms which may fire a gun.
Krylo Killian: So really, it would end up being me against hitmen, not gods...
Krylo Killian: Which brings us to it being no worse than pissing off the mafia, which is, admittedly, a bad idea.
Archmage DB: ...another thing.
Archmage DB: Wouldn't a god have the sense to wear a bulletproof vest?
Krylo Killian: Sure. But I don't aim for the chest.
Krylo Killian: Head wounds are more fun.
Archmage DB: I'm sure they'd say the same thing when they shoot you.
Krylo Killian: And, really, the force of a bullet leaving a decent gun is more than enough to fracture bones.
Krylo Killian: A really decent gun has armor piercing ammo, too...
Archmage DB: Negating everything else, you're fighting a smarter opponent who can do everything you can.
Archmage DB: In those circumstances, you're screwed.
Krylo Killian: However, we're assuming they're smarter.
Krylo Killian: Isn't the ability to read minds magical?
Krylo Killian: Really, they only MAY be able to predict my moves.
Krylo Killian: And I MAY be able to predict theirs.
Krylo Killian: Their divinity erased they'll have perfectly mortal stats...
Krylo Killian: They'll be cut off from the ability to sense and know all things at once.
Krylo Killian: Kind of like when BM was forced back into his mortal body and noted a headache where his other senses used to be.
Krylo Killian: Besides... from everything I've seen of D&D gods... they really aren't THAT smart :P
Krylo Killian: They're like the greek gods... perfectly falliable... just powerful.
Archmage DB: I'm thinking some would be able to, though.
Archmage DB: Tempus or Kord would try to catch the bullets....
Archmage DB: Hextor would bargain with you to try and form an alliance to slaughter all life.
Krylo Killian: They'd fail. Being mortal and all, their flesh would be rended from their hands by the destruction trail...
Archmage DB: You love those last two words, don't you?
Krylo Killian: Kind of.
Archmage DB: DESTRUCTION TRAAAAAIIIIIIILLLL
Krylo Killian: Really it's just what makes bullet do more than a wound the size of the bullet.
Krylo Killian: It's a term for the 'drag' it creates on the air and tissue it catches on the way through.
Archmage DB: By the way...I didn't mean literal mind reading.
Archmage DB: More along the lines of what Sherlock Holmes does.
Krylo Killian: In other words, it's a fancy word for air and flesh friction.
Archmage DB: sweet.
Krylo Killian: Hollow points are developed to create a much larger destruction trail once they enter flesh.
Archmage DB: True, more of a wound.
Krylo Killian: The head of the bullet bends backward and thus increases the area of force and catches more innards which tears more shit up as it follows through with the bullet.
Krylo Killian: ...When you see the large hole in someone's back when they've been shot in the chest, most of that hole wasn't from the bullet, it was from their own organs being smashed backward with so much force that they tore through the body.
Krylo Killian: Just from being close to the bullet.
Krylo Killian: a .9mm barely does that at all, a .44 will nearly tear someone in half.
Archmage DB: True, that.
Krylo Killian: Also, a .44 with normal ammo can, and will, shoot through the engine block of a car and still retain enough force to kill.
Archmage DB: Duly noted.
Krylo Killian: So a god trying to catch that... unless their hands are made of reinforced steel... it's probably not going to happen. Or if they can run backwards at the speed of sound and slow down gradually with the bullet.
Krylo Killian: Really, what the smart ones would probably do, is just take a hit out on me (;
Archmage DB: That was my thought =P
Krylo Killian: I know.
Archmage DB: I mentioned the DUMB gods trying to catch bullets.
Krylo Killian: The dumb gods would make me laugh.
Krylo Killian: That'd be hillarious.
Krylo Killian: Like shooting at a rattle snake..
Archmage DB: "Me KORD! God of Streng-AHHHH!!! MY FUCKING HAND!!!"
Krylo Killian: you know a rattle snake CAN react fast enough to leap in front of a bullet fired from a few feet away? Furthermore... just like Kord... they will. Incase you ever feel like hunting snake.
Archmage DB: They'll try to catch it?
Krylo Killian: Yes

[Dragonsbane]

Krylo Killian: Instinctually they'll leap out and bite anything that moves quickly toward them when they're threatened.
Krylo Killian: You know... really good for in the wild with animals. Not so good against bullets... or even rocks thrown hard enough.
Archmage DB: For some reason, I have an insane urge to try that.
Krylo Killian: Just eat it afterward.
Archmage DB: Throw a rock at a rattlesnake, watch them try and catch it.
Krylo Killian: No killing snakes for fun.
Archmage DB: agreed, they're too useful in the environment...kill vermin and all.
Krylo Killian: And in this whole discussion we've learned one thing:
Krylo Killian: Kord's int score is roughly equivalent to that of a rattle snake.
Archmage DB: Yes, and that humans can kill gods, for we have the Gun.
Archmage DB: It actually makes me kinda proud...we made this weapon, even if it can be horribly misused, and use it to do so much more than our relatively weak and defenseless forms would imply.
Krylo Killian: That's what humans do.
Krylo Killian: And shit... that's just a gun.
Krylo Killian: God vrs the tactical nuke!
Archmage DB: ...with or without magic?
Archmage DB: Since this whole strategy DID depend on neutralizing magic.
Krylo Killian: Well... with magic they'd probably survive SOMEHOW
Krylo Killian: Or maybe the gods vrs the rail gun...
Krylo Killian: Asteroid level impact out of a pebble.
Maxis2K has left the room.
Krylo Killian: Actually, only the smart ones would probably survive a nuke without magic.
Krylo Killian: err with magic*
Krylo Killian: *gets on phone*
Archmage DB: with magic, they could just reverse the direction of the force propelling the nuke.
Archmage DB: or vanish and reappear miles away.
Krylo Killian: Yah, but I don't think the stupid ones would think to compensate for the radiation
Krylo Killian: the smart ones would... but the stupid ones would probably just throw up shields or something
BobtheMercenary has entered the room.
Krylo Killian: But I'm on the phone now... so AFK
Archmage DB: the shields might keep out radiation, but the stupid ones would probably just think it was a big projectile, wouldn't count on it exploding.
BobtheMercenary: I'm back
BobtheMercenary: and my server is still without a test subject, and did I mention I hate my college's tech department?
Archmage DB: No, you're delusional, bud.
BobtheMercenary: so, how is everyone?
Archmage DB: I have achieved a level of unholy power beyond the comprehension of mortal minds.
BobtheMercenary: then fix my server
Archmage DB: Cthulhu, Demogorgon, and Orcus all tremble at my passing! I don't have time for your bloody server!
Archmage DB: Besides, it's for the best...if you were omniscient, you'd understand.
BobtheMercenary: so, there's some deeper meaning to why I'm getting a download rate of 3 k/s?
Archmage DB: Yes, there is...but the consequences will not become apparent for thousands of years.
BobtheMercenary: ...when the download is completed?
Archmage DB: No, far after.
BobtheMercenary: what will these consequences be?
Archmage DB: I can't TELL you, obviously. Think about it, it might prevent those events from ever taking place
BobtheMercenary: ...wouldn't that be a good thing?
Archmage DB: It might, it might not.
Archmage DB: You might become a Japanese-style Magical Girl. Or you might become a mighty ninja superhero with a harem of buxom girls.
Archmage DB: This is going on Wing-Wong...

[Bailey]

(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:47:46 AM] DragonsBane: ...I just thought of something. What would happen if Shiva and Ifrit had a child?
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:48:01 AM] Andreek M: where do you think leviathan came from?
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:48:39 AM] DragonsBane: ...a mommy sea monster and a daddy sea monster.
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:48:41 AM] DragonsBane: =P
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:48:57 AM] DragonsBane: Still, neither of them is big enough to be Leviathan's parent.
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:49:27 AM] Andreek M: leviathan grew afterwards, some sort of glandular issue, they don't like to talk about it
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:50:38 AM] DragonsBane: I find that unlikely...but who cares?
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:50:43 AM] DruidofUndeath: So what? He's an overgrown tapeworm?
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:50:50 AM] DragonsBane: In a sense. Yes.
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:51:05 AM] DragonsBane: Druid, there is something I must tell you.
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:51:20 AM] DruidofUndeath: What's that?
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:51:26 AM] DragonsBane: Fzoul Chembryl never told you?
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:51:31 AM] DragonsBane: I am your father.
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:51:54 AM] *** WA has left the chat.
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:51:56 AM] DruidofUndeath: No, its not true! It can't be true!
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:51:58 AM] Darthlord Ragnos: Wait so Druids my grandson
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:52:10 AM] Andreek M: and that would make the lich his uncle
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:52:15 AM] DragonsBane: Search your feelings, Druid. You know it to be true!
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:52:17 AM] Darthlord Ragnos: Why am I always the last one to know?
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:52:18 AM] Andreek M: that explains so much
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:52:38 AM] DragonsBane: Join me, and together we can overthrow Ao and rule the Multiverse as father and son!
(Thursday, January 27, 2005) [12:53:26 AM] DruidofUndeath: Sounds good to me

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

Funka Genocide says:
¥500 for a birrito? your crazy!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
"BURRIIIITTTTOOOOOOOOOS!"

Funka Genocide says:
enchiladas are quite tasty as well

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
I have no idea what they are, but ok!

Funka Genocide says:
you don't know what an enchilada is? sheesh, what are they teachin kids thesed days!

CHICAGO¤lollie says:
Algebra and elephant sex.

Thank god for the Art of Not-Paying-Attention-To-Animal-Porn-During-Geography, eh?

[WanderingActor]

Man, that was my favorite part of Geography! :p

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

DarthZeth: indeed
Far Flung Hero: Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.....
PixiStik01: O.o You okie?
DarthZeth: alright, class
DarthZeth: bye now
DarthZeth has left the room.
clollieman has left the room.
PixiStik01 has left the room.
Kuroude7 has left the room.
mysterious1711: Whoa...
Far Flung Hero: ....WTF?


Oh bollocks. It seems AIM just shat itself again.